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Quick Meal Monday: Classic Italian Pasta Salad

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Ingredients 1 (16 ounce) package fusilli or rotini pasta 3 cups cherry tomatoes, halved ½ pound provolone cheese, cubed ½ pound sliced pepperoni, cut in…

Quick Meal Monday: Classic Italian Pasta Salad

Key Lime Honey Almond Granola Salad

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  Ingredients  1 6 oz. container Key Lime yogurt 1 small pineapple, chopped 1 cantaloupe, chopped 2 cups green grapes 1 cup strawberries, chopped 1…

Key Lime Honey Almond Granola Salad

50 Cent Talks About That Time Vivica Ate His Booty Like Groceries

50 Cent Talks About Vivica A. Fox Licking His Booty “Magic Stick” rapper 50 Cent stopped by Angela Yee’s Lip Service and you know he had to talk about Vivica A. Fox tossing his salad after Vivica insinuated he was gay. During the interview, Fif said he didn’t “request” the actress to tongue-tickle his a**s.

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50 Cent Talks About That Time Vivica Ate His Booty Like Groceries

RIP Motherfucker the Hannah Montana Edition of the Day

With last night’s sad news of James Gandolfini dying, an actor, who I actually liked watching, I figured I’d do another death post, because for some reason people love celebrity death, especially the news media, because it allows us to focus on what is really important in the world, rather than those boring political objectives that just fill up the public’s mind with ideas of anarchy, which the government doesn’t fucking want…. So today’s Celebrity Death to tweet about is Hannah Montana…and what better way to celebrate the life of Hannah Montana than with some GIFs of the Miley Cyrus from her new video everyone has a boner for…cuz Disney Starlets worth millions can’t be exhibitionist sluts, it just goes against all Disney represents to the public, because none of us see the child molestation that happens behind closed doors, that make a girl broke enough to crave this kid of male attention…male attention I love giving… Here are the We Can’t Stop GIFS of the Day

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RIP Motherfucker the Hannah Montana Edition of the Day

Jenny McCarthy for Carl’s JR of the Day

Jenny McCarthy is whoring out her big fake tits to promote some Carl’s Jr healthy choice, that is probably not healthy at all, because it is a fast food chain that is behind so many heart attacks, and I am pretty sure this Salad, despite seeming healthy, is probably thousands of calories of GMOed food… I like that dude says “We’ve been a fan of Jenny’s since the 90s”…which is coincidentally the last time she was relevant…and not 100 fucking years old… Seeing her trying to have sex with a salad like it was a cock and she was looking for more autistic semen…is interesting…but She irritates me when she does her funny, male accessible, clowning shit, like the kind of girl who burps and farts, and is loud and annoying, but has sex appeal when gagged and tied up in the basement on sedatives….like she’s always been, because I don’t mind her big stupid fake tits, even 2 decades later, cuz I’m easy like that and apparently Jenny McCarthy will do anything, if you tell her you want her to pretend she’s still a hot Playboy sex symbol…I feel like she didn’t even get paid for this…it was just “you think I still got it, let me in”…or maybe her people contacted their people and begged for this…either way, it happened!

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Jenny McCarthy for Carl’s JR of the Day

The Human Salad

This man is my new fetish, and it's actually a healthy one. But it's missing my favorite vegetable of all: the cucumber. The Best Links: Please, can someone toss this salad? via Reddit View

Did Elin Golf-Club Tiger? Newly Released Report Rehashes "Domestic Violence" Claims

The Florida Highway Patrol is so 2009. While everyone else is buzzing about whether Tiger Woods is ready to return to the fairway, the Sunshine State’s finest are reliving the salad days of…

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Did Elin Golf-Club Tiger? Newly Released Report Rehashes "Domestic Violence" Claims

Oh, the Irony! Relive Conan and Jay’s Cringe-Worthy 2004 Announcements

Try, if you can, to set your minds back to the salad days of 2004.

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Oh, the Irony! Relive Conan and Jay’s Cringe-Worthy 2004 Announcements

Oh, the Irony! Relive Conan and Jay’s Cringeworthy 2004 Announcements

Try, if you can, to set your minds back to the salad days of 2004. It was an innocent time in late-night, when NBC execs weren’t a go-to punchline, when David Letterman’s only…

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Oh, the Irony! Relive Conan and Jay’s Cringeworthy 2004 Announcements