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Nicola Peltz is Hot as Fuck in a Bikini of the Day

Nicola Peltz is a billionaire, or her father is, which makes her a billionaire…with all the right morals and values in place like wanting to be a model, actress and famous…because the masses sucking up to her is better than just her immediate circle but more importantly…she’s skinny and I like it…enough to think she’s hot…and to encourage the public to buy into her nonsense egotistical attempt to feel complete, valid, appreciated, love her daddy never gave her…because he was too busy making billions…because I’d rather look at her than other rich trash pollution our lives thanks to the media…because she’ hot.

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Salma Hayek in a Bikini of the Day

Why is it that most Mexican women in their 40s look like little Mexican trolls, all full of corn tortillas and babies…living in some mud hut, when not trying to jump fences into the USA to work in California or Texas as cleaning ladies…and not like Salma Hayek, because I can assure you, that if they did look like Salma Hayek, I would revisit my half Mexican roots, and move there to hire a different one each night for 20 US dollars, like my friends do when they go to CUBA or South East asia… I mean sure, Salma Hayek isn’t looking her best now that she’s old and tired, but she’s still pretty fucking fantastic and that’s coming from a self hating Mexican, because my Mexican mom was a hooker who neglected me…leading me to this horrible existence…where I take out all my issues on Mexican woman…except maybe for Salma Hayek …because I want to breast feed and call her mommy…she’s the right age for that…and her tits look perfectly suited for it…I guess this is the opposite of Daddy issues. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Salma Hayek in a Bikini of the Day

Salma Hayek in a Bikini of the Day

Why is it that most Mexican women in their 40s look like little Mexican trolls, all full of corn tortillas and babies…living in some mud hut, when not trying to jump fences into the USA to work in California or Texas as cleaning ladies…and not like Salma Hayek, because I can assure you, that if they did look like Salma Hayek, I would revisit my half Mexican roots, and move there to hire a different one each night for 20 US dollars, like my friends do when they go to CUBA or South East asia… I mean sure, Salma Hayek isn’t looking her best now that she’s old and tired, but she’s still pretty fucking fantastic and that’s coming from a self hating Mexican, because my Mexican mom was a hooker who neglected me…leading me to this horrible existence…where I take out all my issues on Mexican woman…except maybe for Salma Hayek …because I want to breast feed and call her mommy…she’s the right age for that…and her tits look perfectly suited for it…I guess this is the opposite of Daddy issues. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Rihanna And Salma Hayek Make A Cute Couple

Here’s a lesbian fantasy I wasn’t expecting to see any time soon: Rihanna and Salma Hayek . According to my sources, Salma showed up for Rihanna’s first annual Diamond Ball benefit. And while I know it’s just their first year, I’ve got a couple suggestions for next time: if they really want to make this event a success, first off, they should institute a strictly-enforced, lingerie-only dress code. And second, they should invite yours truly. I’m a big hit at parties. Stop laughing. That wasn’t a punchline. » view all 28 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Nick Lachey’s Son Has ‘A Flair For The Dramatic’ Like Mom

Lachey opens up to MTV News about baby Camden and how being a dad is the ‘most incredible experience.’ By Jocelyn Vena

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Adam Sandler Titled ‘Grown Ups 2’ Because It’s ‘Easy To Spell’

David Spade, Kevin James and Salma Hayek chat about their sequel with MTV News. By Todd Gilchrist

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‘Savages’ Leading Ladies Motivated By Love, Not War

Salma Hayek explains to MTV News that her character is focused on the survival of her family, while Blake Lively’s creates her own family. By Kara Warner Salma Hayek and Blake Lively Photo: MTV News

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Salma Hayek and Sofia Vergara’s Big Latin Tits for Burger King of the Day

A couple of weeks ago Burger King got in trouble for putting a black chick in an ad about fried chicken…something that based on the black people I know…seemed pretty culturally relevant….but no one seemed to give a fuck when they put Sofia Vergara as a Burger King worker, something equally culturally relevant, except that Vergara was more of a whore than the other Colombians, you know sucking coke dealing millionaire dick until they helped her get famous with her tits….tits that Burger King didn’t exploit despite her willingness to exploit them….making that the real tragedy of this campaign….but at least they tried to save themselves by using Salma Hayek’s Mexican Mom Tits…..and here’s the Salma Hayek ad…that I should be getting paid to post, but I’m not. Here’s the less successful Sofia Vergara ad….for obvious reasons….like no cleavage and total misuse of her…

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Salma Hayek to be Knighted in France

Now this gives the phrase “sharpening your lance” a whole new meaning. Salma Hayek has officially gone from the Wild WIld West to the Champs-

Salma Hayek to be Knighted in France

Now this gives the phrase “sharpening your lance” a whole new meaning. Salma Hayek has officially gone from the Wild WIld West to the Champs-