I heard that Samantha Ronson, the ugliest human in the history of humans, was tweeting about being in bed with Lohan last week and figured that meant they were both prepping their quest back to being the talk of the boring lesbian town. You know bottom feeding lesbian dykes in Hollywood who need each other to matter. So I’m not suprised these hot pics of Lohan in some photoshoot that may or may not be from her new “sober” days she’s faking, or if they are from her “heroin” days she couldn’t keep hidden and had to fake rehab to clean up her image, I just know that it makes me wish I was Sam Ronson’s dick for a night…herpes scabs, lesions and all. I’m a fan of Lohan and everything she does on her quest to dying before 30. It’s pretty much just that simple… You can tell it is her from the cigarettes and redbull product placement, in case you weren’t sure it was her.
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Lindsay Lohan’s Hot New Photoshoot of the Day
