There is definitely something really hot about Brazilian girls but we just can’t place our finger on it – only joking – of course we fucking can! Continue reading →
Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson are two Hollywood babes that should know better than to do things like this in public but of course it is just for attention in this video clip Continue reading →
One of our favorite celebrity seeds Louis Bardo looked especially precious trick or treating this Halloween. Sandra Bullock’s lil Cajun cookie donned a Buzz Lightyear costume, while she got into the spirit of the holiday and put on a Jessie get up to go with the “Toy Story” theme. Super cute. WENN/FameFlynetPictures
Even though you can’t see their breasts properly you can certainly get a good idea of the cougars Chelsea Handler and Sandra Bullock as they are nude arguing with each other in the shower Continue reading →
Victoria Jackson has created yet another Internet stir. The former Saturday Night Live cast members – who has made headlines in the past for accusing Glee of making viewers gay and for singing that Barack Obama is a Communist – appeared this morning on Howard Stern’s radio show. Victoria Jackson: What is Gay Marriage?!? Asked for her take on gay marriage, Jackson said: “You have to take it up with God. God made the rules. He made a man and woman’s bodies fit together, he made the Ten Commandments. I believe the Bible is God’s word and I base all my world view on the Bible… “… I don’t think there’s such a thing as gay marriage. The definition of marriage is man and woman.” A couple weeks ago, Jackson also took to her personal YouTube channel and spoke with a woman conceived from a rape. She opened the video by saying: “If I was raped, I would have the baby and think of it as God making a blessing out of something bad.” Watch that exchange here: Victoria Jackson Talks Abortion, Rape
Justin Bieber is giving fans a chance to meet him. In person. Face-to-face. Seriously, folks. The young singer has been named the new spokesperson for Adidas, specifically that company’s NEO Label. And he’s holding a competition for fans to “find’ his gold sneakers online. The first two to do so will win an all-expenses-paid trip Miami to meet Justin. Don’t just freak out, readers. Watch the following video for more: Justin Bieber Adidas Ad Unlike the prank that led to Bieber’s new music video release, this is as legitimate as it gets.
Sandra Bullock gets nude – and nasty – in the shower with Chelsea Handler in a new skit to mark the start of the new season of the latter’s talk show on E! Yes, we’re serious. Check it out after the jump: Sandra Bullock and Chelsea Handler Nude In the comedy bit, a naked Sandra Bullock barges in on Chelsea Handler in the “staff showers” and scolds her over the risque content of her show. “You have a responsibility to be a respectable talk show host,” she says. “This comes directly from Oprah’s mouth to my ear, to my mouth, out of my mouth, into your ear, down your body, out your vagina, up my vagina and out my a$$.” “The overall theme of this message is that you are a huge disappointment. Just because you’re the only person on late-night TV who has tiny lady bits does not give you a free pass.” Bullock then hits Handler in the face. You have a responsibility to be a role model to young girls… and lay off the booze. Stop sleeping with your guests. That is why I’ve not done your show; I do not wanna sleep with you.’ Referring to her brief romance with rapper 50 Cent last year, Chelsea Handler replied: “I don’t sleep with that many anymore… just some of the rappers.” Sandra then smacks Chelsea again, and Handler pees in the shower. Eyeing Chelsea Handler nude , Sandra says: “All of this is just disgusting. This is f**king sick. Bye.” There you have it. Chelsea also made Jennifer Aniston cry (in a good way) on the season opener.
Happens to the best of us: “‘At the beginning people [say], “You’re going to be going to the Oscars ,” and you’re like, “Whatever, doesn’t matter, don’t think so.” But after a while it does penetrate. After a while you’re like, “Anyway, so I’m going to the Oscars…”‘ He laughs. ‘And you start to believe it. And I did. I thought I was going. And then I found out I wasn’t and I was upset. I was very upset by it. The first reaction was “What the fuck…?”‘ He sounds frustrated that he had let himself get sucked in. ‘It’s a vanity thing. It does become important to you. And it shouldn’t.’ On reflection, he decided that he had learned something about misplaced priorities. ‘A good little lesson.'” [ GQ ]
There’s good news and bad news from Warner Bros. about Gravity and Gangster Squad , two of its most anticipated fall releases. Which do you prefer first? The bad news? Why, of course! Via THR : Gravity , the upcoming thriller starring Sandra Bullock and George Clooney as astronauts stranded at a space station, has been pushed to a 2013 release, studio Warner Bros. announced on Monday. The film from writer-director Alfonso Cuarón was originally scheduled to open on November 21, 2012, but is now marked only as being an “unscheduled 2013” release. An early test screening of a rough cut of Gravity earlier this month in Pasadena, CA., drew strong reactions , both for and against, in response to the still-unfinished film. Womp woooomp . But hey — chin up! After a spiffy new trailer prompted Warners to settle on a date for its fearsome-looking Gangster Squad , along comes word (via Box OFfice Mojo ) of the searing Ryan Gosling/Josh Brolin/Sean Penn crime drama Gangster Squad settling into the Sept. 7 frame. There it will do battle with the Henry Cavill/Bruce Willis thriller The Cold Light of Day , which I’d bet Summit Entertainment will relocate at some point in the not very distant future. Developing… [ THR , BOM ]
If you happen to live in a neighborhood with no Jehovah’s Witness ladies around to remind you that we’re living in the last days, wackadoodle director Abel Ferrara’s latest, 4:44 Last Day on Earth , is here to drive that truth home — or at least make you think about it just a little bit. Willem Dafoe plays an actor, Cisco, facing what he, and everybody else, knows is the Earth’s last day, thanks to an ozone layer that dissolved faster than anyone expected. He spends that last day writing in his journal, watching video footage of some fake-inspirational guru-dude, reaching out to his daughter and assorted pals via Skype and, most importantly, making sweet, crazy, soft-core love to his dishy, much-younger girlfriend, painter Skye (Shanyn Leigh), in the couple’s artsy, faux-ramshackle Manhattan loft. What a way to go! And yet, for an Abel Ferrara movie at least, 4:44 Last Day on Earth is surprisingly restrained. It doesn’t have the loosey-goosey dress-up-box vibe of the director’s 2007 Go Go Tales (also starring Dafoe), or the lackadaisical silliness of his 2005 Blessed Virgin thriller Mary (which featured a post- Big Fish , pre- La Vie en Rose Marion Cotillard, though I don’t remember a thing about her performance). 4:44 is, like the aforementioned movies, often laughable — watching the excessively craggy Dafoe and the excessively nubile Leigh roll around on their pre-Apocalyptic mattress was certainly good for a giggle. But the picture is also weirdly compelling, maybe most notably for the way Dafoe’s character — who is, in this respect, perhaps a stand-in for the Bronx-born Ferrara — seems to be grappling less with the idea that the world is ending than that the city is ending. Ferrara integrates lots of — perhaps too much — found TV footage of people around the world worshiping, lighting candles, and doing whatever it is people would be likely to do on the Earth’s last day. This stuff is boring and kind of dumb. But Ferrara brings some surprising gracefulness to the mix too: At one point Cisco and Skye order take-out, as any red-blooded New Yorker would do — when the world is ending, who has the energy to cook? When the Vietnamese delivery boy shows up, Cisco asks him, patronizingly, if he knows what’s going on. (He also tips the kid what might be $40 or $60, because, well, why not?) Then he asks, more kindly, if he can do anything for the boy, who responds by indicating that he’d like to contact his family back home via Skype. He speaks with them for a few minutes, but the movie’s sweetest moment comes just after he closes the lid of the MacBook: He stoops down to kiss it. Ferrara has some fun exploring both the high-tech and low-tech ways in which a human being, on the last day of mankind’s existence, might reach out to others. At one point Cisco steps out on his roof deck and lift a pair of field glasses to his eyes, the better to peep through his neighbors’ windows: He sees groups of people huddled together quietly; he also sees a man who’s just cooked a steak for himself, cutting a portion for his begging dog. In the city, looking through other people’s windows is sometimes voyeurism (benign or otherwise), but often it’s just a casual means of human connection, a point Ferrara makes beautifully here. And then there’s the Internet, which connects us all for better or worse. Ferrara can’t seem to get enough of Skype — but then, who among us can? After Cisco and Skye have a lover’s spat that really might be the end of the world, she rushes to her computer to Skype with mom, and what should pop up on the screen but the blessedly unfixed and unadorned face of Anita Pallenberg, who, in a voice that sounds either like the Devil or a lifetime of too many cigarettes (or both) tells her daughter how much she loves her and that she’s proud of her. She also tries to comfort her in the world’s last moments with a piece of advice that’s halfway between outright howler and sage mommy wisdom: “Just go to another sphere and it will be all right.” That’s sort of a metaphor for the act of watching Ferrara’s movies — going to another sphere is always required. At least in the case of 4:44 Last Day on Earth , it really is kind of all right. Read Movieline’s profile of 4:44 Last Day on Earth director Abel Ferrara here . Follow Stephanie Zacharek on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .