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Miley Cyrus Cameltoe is the Hightlight of the Day

Miley Cyrus may not have worn a bikini to the pool party she went to this weekend, but she did may up for it by jacking her romper up her harder than it was a Hip Hop penis, because that’s what happens when your pants are connected to your shirt and your vagina is loose thanks the the execs at Disney getting at her at a young age…from being whored out by her parents, and now being whored out by herself, and I’m a fan of all her tight body does, even if these shorts are making me think there’s a little more meat in the sandwich than you paid for, not always a good thing.

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Xenia Deli in Shitty Catalog Lingerie Pics of the Day

Xenia Deli is my favorite Deli, the kind of Deli I’d like to visit twice a day, you know to lick the salami sandwich in her panties, especially when looking at pics of her wearing panties, not that there’s much competition in terms of Deli’s I visit, because they are all run by fat, greasy lookin’ dudes who make me want to throw-up while eating the sandwich they made me, knowing that they probably didn’t wash their hands after taking a huge deli worker dump….so she’s a great looking girl, easy to look at and to compare to other delis, but the fact is, these catalog shots fucking suck even if she’s half naked in it. I mean she’s hot, but there’s something creepy about a woman with her nipples photoshopped out. Just ask Angelina Jolie and her Zombie tits. To SEE ALL THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Xenia Deli in Shitty Catalog Lingerie Pics of the Day

Xenia Deli Models Bathing Suits of the Day

I’m into the sandwich from this deli, you know the one in her bathing suit bottoms, all juicy and meaty and probably aged properly, because it takes work for a sandwich to be perfected, and it takes work for a sandwich to get to a level that other sandwiches don’t get to, you know getting paid to model that sandwich, for brands of all sizes and magazines, because a lot of hot girls would kill for this job, girls even hotter than this Deli, but for some reason her sandwich made it to the top, and I think it has to do with letting a lot of connected men taste it along the way….but I could be wrong.

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TSF Tip-Off For Tuesday May 8, 2012: Message To Jeremy Lin – A Hero Ain’t Nuthin’ But A Sandwich

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Don’t do it Jeremy, you’ve saved the Knicks season one more time than you should have. Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Starting Five Discovery Date : 07/05/2012 17:22 Number of articles : 2

TSF Tip-Off For Tuesday May 8, 2012: Message To Jeremy Lin – A Hero Ain’t Nuthin’ But A Sandwich

Diner Oral History Just as Awesome as it Sounds

Even without Mickey Rourke! “I remember meeting with a studio executive after he saw the movie and he said, ‘You have a lot to learn about editing.’ I said ‘I’m sure I do, give me an example.’ He brought up the roast beef sandwich scene. ‘Well you’re going on and on with, “Are you gonna eat the sandwich, not eat the sandwich,” just cut it and get on with the story.’ I said, ‘Well, that is the story.’ It’s a way to talk about friendship. A lot of time you see movies and people are talking about, ‘How long have we been friends?’ Friends don’t talk about being friends. From the nature of their conversation, you know they’re friends. That was the point. We talk about problems with girlfriends in abstract ways, we get off the point, we get into arguments that are not essential to what the argument is really about. We’re always messy. That, really was the point of Diner .” [ Baltimore Magazine via The Awl ]

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Cher and Christina Aguilera Keeping It Classy of the Day

This looks like some fucked up McDonald’s character they are introducing to 65 year old men who used to jerk off to Cher in the 70s. You know some throwback “where are they now” jerkoff material to increase sales in double big macs because it is the sandwich that most resembles her pussy, or maybe it is just Cher doing what she can to get noticed in what may be her final tour as a joke of a person who can dress in lingerie despite being old enough to be a grandmother provided her kid didn’t trade her pussy in for a dick….In a lot of ways this is disgusting, sad, comical and erotic all at the same time….and I guess it’s nice to see Christina Aguilera’s whore behavior following her den mother’s lead….and I guess all these stunts are to promote their shitty movie…and I guess it’s working since I know they are in a shitty movie….here are the pics…

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Enormous mayonnaise spill threatens Lake Michigan

Vast amounts of mayonnaise continue to spill into Lake Michigan after an explosion at the Kraft Foods factory blasted a hole in a pipeline used to manufacture the sandwich spread. http://theskunk.org/2010/05/enormous-mayonnaise-spill-threatens-lake-michigan/ added by: TheSkunk

Cat Devours Fast Food

This feline has a strong desire for the cheesy fast-food sandwich that someone is offering him. As he devours the sandwich, I imagine him making pleasure sounds typically associated with eating, such as “slurp!” or “yummo!” View

KFC Double Down Sandwich Arrives on April 12

Everyone is so excited about the Double Down sandwich, a latest offering from KFC. From the KFC website: “ The new KFC Double Down sandwich is real and it’s coming April 12th! This one-of-a-kind sandwich features two thick and juicy boneless white meat chicken filets (Original Recipe® or Grilled), two pieces of bacon, two melted slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese and Colonel’s Sauce. This product is so meaty, there’s no room for a bun! The Double Down comes in two versions – Original Recipe® or Grilled and the nutrition information is below. ” Well, this is really something to look forward to. Let’s just all hope the wait is worth it! Just be ready with the calorie load this sandwich has. KFC Double Down Sandwich Arrives on April 12 is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading

Stephen Colbert’s Olympic Lunch — Cold Cuts

Filed under: TMZ Sports Stephen Colbert — assistant sports psychologist for the U.S. Speed Skating Team — is so hungry for a win in Vancouver … dude actually used an ice skate to slice up a sandwich right before the men’s 1000m. For the record, Colbert’s psychological … Permalink

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