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Not A Fan Of Sara Jean Underwood Guns!

Now that Attack of the Show is over, here’s Sara Jean Underwood hard at work at her new job as a professional Twitter model: posing with a gun in short shorts, and in a more wholesome shot, with ice cream, some friends and short shorts. I don’t know what goes on over at Sara’s place, but clearly I’ve got to find a way to swing an invite. I’m not a big fan of guns, but I love those other three. Related Articles: Jayde Nicole Picture Moment Sara Jean Underwood Picture Moment Sara Jean Underwood’s Incredible Booty Jessica Jane Clement Pictures

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Sara Jean Underwood’s Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood was a Playboy star, mainly because at a young age she was smart enough to jump onto the Playboy nude modeling, knowing that at 18, her chances were better than at 25 when most girls realize “shit, I’d do playboy since normal jobs suck and failing at modeling and acting and TV hosting has robbed my soul”….because dudes like seeing 18 year olds naked whether they are all that hot or not. Then she got implants, pretended to date Seacrest, got a TV hosting job, and became too big and famous to get naked for money, typical. Well now her show is over, her fan base a little nerdier, and her eagerness to get another TV gig probably high, but the hope is that she gets nothing, and ends up going back to nude modeling and seeing her post pics in her bikini, makes me think that’s probably what is going to be happening. We call this a cry for male attention and an attempt to stay relevant. Next stop….spread pussy pics!

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Sara Jean Underwood Still Has Fake Tits of the Day

In case you were wondering….Sara Jean Underwood still has her shitty implants, because despite her TV stint, she’s still just a fucking stripper who made it to Playboy and that to me is what defines her now and for the rest of time…even if she goes onto win some oscar for playing a retard tranny immigrant who was raped by her dad….you know cuz the Oscars love storylines like that…. Either way, she’s getting interviewed at some event…and she’s doing some burping…and it is digusting….but I hate when girls burp..even when they burp up cum…cuz it’s just vulgar, trashy and makes me want to throw up…. She’s also pretending to be a geek cuz she put 4 years pretending to be a geek to lure a geek fanbase…so she’s not gonna ever admit that. It is her obvious but effective marketing strategy….

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Sara Jean Underwood Still Has Fake Tits of the Day

Sara Jean Underwood Still Has Fake Tits of the Day

In case you were wondering….Sara Jean Underwood still has her shitty implants, because despite her TV stint, she’s still just a fucking stripper who made it to Playboy and that to me is what defines her now and for the rest of time…even if she goes onto win some oscar for playing a retard tranny immigrant who was raped by her dad….you know cuz the Oscars love storylines like that…. Either way, she’s getting interviewed at some event…and she’s doing some burping…and it is digusting….but I hate when girls burp..even when they burp up cum…cuz it’s just vulgar, trashy and makes me want to throw up…. She’s also pretending to be a geek cuz she put 4 years pretending to be a geek to lure a geek fanbase…so she’s not gonna ever admit that. It is her obvious but effective marketing strategy….

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Let’s Get Excited Over Sara Jean Underwood’s Tight Dress of the Day

I find it weird that people are posting pics of Sara Jean Underwood in her tight dress for Twitter or Instagram….where she’s showing off her tiny body and huge fake tits….because It’s not like she’s a fucking ex-Playboy Nude Model or anything…where a google search will bring you hundred of pics, including labia shots of her …cuz that is how she got into the scene and ended up on TV….making it just weird to me for you to be into her antics, when THESE EXIST ….it’s kinda like jerking off to an ex girlfriend’s wedding pic….instead of jerking off to the pics you have of you fucking her….don’t bother with the fluffy bullshit that distracts from the core essence of what is important….focus on the fucking anus pics… [galery]

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Tamara Ecclestone Needs My Services

As a hot, loaded socialite model, I’m betting there’s not a whole lot that makes Tamara Ecclestone jealous. But I’ve gotta wonder if she’s not at least a little jealous of her pregnant sister Petra Ecclestone . I know sisters can be competitive sometimes. Anyway, here they are celebrating Petra’s 24th birthday party, and as a gift, I’m happy to offer Tamara my services. I can’t guarantee I’ll knock her up, but I’m sure we’ll have fun trying. Well, I know one of us will at least. How’s that for a sales pitch? Related Articles: Tamara Ecclestone’s Bikini Coverup Tamara Ecclestone Knows How To Dress Tamara Ecclestone Busts Out The Big Guns For Charity Tamara Ecclestone Gets Loaded Photos: WENN.com

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Sara Jean Underwood Is Red Hot

Now that Attack Of The Show is being cancelled, it’s nice to see Sara Jean Underwood working on her Twitter modeling career. I don’t know if that pays the rent, but this picture of her busting out of a little red dress almost made me forget that I’m two months late paying mine. If you don’t see posts in the near future, now you know why.

Sara Jean Underwood Sexiness For Draftday

Because you can never have too much Sara Jean Underwood , here are some more pictures from her DraftDay photoshoot. I still don’t know what that is, but I’m just happy to see Sara working again after her show got cancelled . Luckily, she has her job as a professional Twitter model to fall back on. And if things ever really get rough, there’s always a place for Sara here at Hollywood Tuna. There’s not a ton of office space though, so I hope she doesn’t mind having to sit on my lap. Related Articles: I’d Like To Draft Sara Jean Underwood Sara Jean Underwood Picture Moment Sara Jean Underwood’s Incredible Booty Sara Jean Underwood & Emily Ratajkowski Share A Tasty Burger

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Sara Jean Underwood Sexiness For Draftday

Sara Jean Underwood Sexiness For Draftday

Because you can never have too much Sara Jean Underwood , here are some more pictures from her DraftDay photoshoot. I still don’t know what that is, but I’m just happy to see Sara working again after her show got cancelled . Luckily, she has her job as a professional Twitter model to fall back on. And if things ever really get rough, there’s always a place for Sara here at Hollywood Tuna. There’s not a ton of office space though, so I hope she doesn’t mind having to sit on my lap. Related Articles: I’d Like To Draft Sara Jean Underwood Sara Jean Underwood Picture Moment Sara Jean Underwood’s Incredible Booty Sara Jean Underwood & Emily Ratajkowski Share A Tasty Burger

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Sara Jean Underwood Cans Are Canned

It’s a sad day in Tuna Land, because I just read that G4 cancelled my favorite Sara Jean Underwood -related programming, Attack of the Show . Now how am I supposed to get my fix of Sara in weird nerdy costumes? Anyway, as a going-away present, I put together this collection of Sara’s Twitter pictures from happier times. Just make sure to cue up Green Day’s “Time of Your Life” while you look at them. » view all 12 photos Related Articles: I’d Like To Draft Sara Jean Underwood Sara Jean Underwood Picture Moment Sara Jean Underwood’s Incredible Booty Sara Jean Underwood & Emily Ratajkowski Share A Tasty Burger

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