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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Killed By Sarah Palin!

No one is safe from Sarah the Caribou Slayer. With the unabashed hunting depicted on her TLC reality show, Sarah Palin’s Alaska, and her pointed rebuttals to Aaron Sorkin and PETA , the ex-Alaska Governor and current professional celebrity caused quite a stir earlier this month. Ever defiant, and fueled by the need to feed her family (an organic, protein-filled diet, no less) while guarding our God-given 2nd Amendment rights and earning maximum attention, she’s got someone special in the crosshairs today … Sarah Palin Kills Rudolph

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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer: Killed By Sarah Palin!

Paris Hilton Sex Tape II? Doug Reinhardt Denies, Threatens Lawsuit Over Rumor

As the sex tape rumor mill turns … there’s a story floating around online that Doug Reinhardt co-starred in a NEW Paris Hilton sex tape. But Doug, who broke up with the HO-tel heiress earlier this year, says the story , first reported by ZachTaylor (dot) com, is totally bogus. His rep Amanda Ruisi, who’s surely really busy lately, says “Doug says a sex tape with Paris and him doesn’t exist and never existed.” THE DOUG DAYS ARE OVER : But they were, like, so hot … Reinhardt fired off a cease and desist letter to the website that claims he’s shopping a sex tape telling them to take the story down or he’ll sue. In the letter, Doug’s lawyer says the story that he boned, filmed and shopped is “false in every respect and … defamatory to Mr. Reinhardt.” Good to see Doug has some dignity. Then again, Rick Salomon made $10 million from the original Paris Hilton sex tape , which is really the only reason she got famous, so maybe he should stoke the rumor a little. Just a thought.

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Oprah on Sarah Palin Presidential Chances: Nil!

From one influential to woman to another, Oprah Winfrey has a message for Sarah Palin: best of luck with that 2012 Presidential campaign… you’ll need it! In the latest issue of Parade , the talk show host refers to the reality star as “charming and likable.” But can she foresee Palin as President of the United States? No. “It does not scare me because I believe in the intelligence of the American public,” Oprah said. Winfrey also admits she’s “succumbed” to the notion that she’s a “brand,” while explaining how Michael Jackson influenced her decision to branch off with her own network. “I thought, I don’t want to be Michael Jackson. This [ Vanity Fair ] article specifically said that after Thriller, which sold over 100 million albums and is still the highest-selling album of all time, when he then did Bad, which sold 20 million albums, he felt like a failure. Anybody today would bow down in prayer for 20 million. “I didn’t want to be that person who’s been given this great opportunity of a network and thinking, but how am I going to make it what the Oprah Show has been for 25 years? What I recognize is that it took me at least 10 solid years to build [that show].” OWN will launch on January 1.

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Sarah Palin’s Alaska: Renewed For Season 2?

Is TLC already hankering for a second dose of Sarah Palin’s Alaska? For the network, strong ratings – supplemented by the buzz created by Sarah’s show-related squabbles with Michelle Obama and PETA – make the case. “3.066 million people turned in last week to see her episode with Kate Gosselin,” a TLC insider says. “That’s more than are watching Bravo’s Housewives .” GOING FOR THE KILL : Palin’s strikin’ while the iron’s hot . “The network is doing everything it possibly can to convince Sarah to do another season , but at the end of the day it will all come down to the money.” Sarah, who is reportedly making more than $250,000 per episode for the eight-week series, started talking new deal immediately after the premiere. “Sarah knows to strike when the iron is hot and started talking about season two right after the show debuted to huge numbers,” a friend of Sarah said. “She knows celebs get millions per episode and thinks she’s worth it. Jennifer Aniston made millions from Friends . In Sarah’s eyes, she’s no different.” Maybe she and Kate Gosselin have more in common than they think. They may come from different worlds, but self-love unites them for all eternity. Friends drew more than three million viewers, but Palin may not be too far off in seeking a raise. Think about how much caribou meat that can buy …

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Sarah Palin Takes Swipe at Michelle Obama Again

Sarah Palin really does not appreciate Michelle Obama’s campaign to keep America’s youth from becoming morbidly obese down the line. Stupid government! Having already lambasted Michelle over her childhood nutrition initiative, the mighty caribou slayer brought it up again Sunday on TLC’s Sarah Palin’s Alaska . “Where are the s’mores? This is in honor of Michelle Obama, who said the other day we should not have dessert,” a HILARIOUS, sarcastic Sarah Palin quips. Her love for put-downs and pickin’ fights instead of debating policy intricacies may explain why even ardent conservatives don’t want her as president . Just a theory. Follow the jump for the clip, during which you can also hear Palin complain about her kids’ foibles playing out in the media … man, that sucks for them! Also, enjoy a bonus clip of her with Kate Gosselin for good, hilarious measure. ‘Cause sometimes, one overexposed TLC family just isn’t enough

Sarah Palin’s Alaska Recap: The River Mild

Seven weeks in, it appears Sarah Palin is serious about this TV show thing. Girl, enough. Last night, the Beartrap Contessa forded a mighty river, introduced us to an emaciated man named Bones, and mocked Michelle Obama. Can we take a moment to chortle hard at the name “The Learning Channel”? OK, great. Onto the horror show.

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Ed Schultz Accuses Palin of ‘Pathetic Political Grandstanding’ in Haiti Trip — But Has He Ever Gone?

On MSNBC Friday night, Ed Schultz proclaimed on his show that Sarah Palin's a phony for touring Haiti now, that the “earthquake happened 11 months ago” and now she's just doing it to plug her new book and reality show. (Ed seems to have missed the recent cholera outbreak. Who needs the Couric question about what newspapers he reads?) Since liberals usually equate traveling to desperate spots of global poverty with compassion, let's ask this question: When has Ed Schultz been to Haiti? A review of transcripts on Nexis and Google searches provide no shred of evidence that Schultz has cared enough to visit. But there he was in his New York studio — the one he may have threatened to burn down for leaving him out of network promos — trashing Palin as insincere at the top of his show: “The next stop on Sarah Palin’s grandstanding tour is Haiti.

Kate Gosselin Loses It on Sarah Palin’s Alaska

Kate Gosselin likes expensive haircuts . Camping? Nnnyeah not so much. On Sunday’s crossover episode of Sarah Palin’s Alaska on TLC, Kate – no stranger to grating diatribes and being annoying in general – was in rare form. “I’m miserable,” Gosselin whined. “It’s killing me that people willingly do this. I just don’t get the concept. Why would you pretend to be homeless?” If she keeps up her diva-like spending , she may not have to pretend anymore. Watch her mini-meltdown on the moose-killer’s reality show here … Kate Gosselin Loses It

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Kate Gosselin Loses It on Sarah Palin’s Alaska

Kate Gosselin likes expensive haircuts . Camping? Nnnyeah not so much. On Sunday’s crossover episode of Sarah Palin’s Alaska on TLC, Kate – no stranger to grating diatribes and being annoying in general – was in rare form. “I’m miserable,” Gosselin whined. “It’s killing me that people willingly do this. I just don’t get the concept. Why would you pretend to be homeless?” If she keeps up her diva-like spending , she may not have to pretend anymore. Watch her mini-meltdown on the moose-killer’s reality show here … Kate Gosselin Loses It

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THG Caption Contest Winner: December 10

In this weekend’s THG Caption Contest , we asked readers to come up with the best one for this photo of Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin camping . There was plenty of material to be found, no matter where you stand politically or how you feel about either. Our winner is … Jennifer . Congrats! Honorable mentions go out to shannon , bert and Diane Couch . Thanks to all for playing and best of luck in the next THG Caption Contest … If a bear does come, we will trip your mom .

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THG Caption Contest Winner: December 10