Tag Archives: Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin Better Not Have to Use One of Those Damn Straws That Doesn’t Bend

Watergate, it’s not, but a document found in a California state university trash bin last week shed interesting light into Sarah Palin’s upcoming speech there. On Tuesday, California Attorney General Jerry Brown said his office would look into finances of the California State University, Stanislaus Foundation. Why? For potentially violating ethics laws by keeping details of Palin’s contract secret. The former half-term Alaska Governor is scheduled to speak at a June 25 gala hosted by the foundation to commemorate the university’s 50th anniversary. Brown’s investigation was prompted in part, by a group of CSU Stanislaus students who retrieved five pages of the contract from a campus trash bin. This after hearing administrators were engaged in shredding documents – and some stuff they allegedly shredded paints a diva-like picture of Palin. The contract detailed the alleged politician’s requirements for her visit, including first-class flights from Anchorage to California – if she flies commercial. If not, “the private aircraft MUST BE a Lear 60 or larger,” the contract specifies (large enough to accommodate her ego entourage, in other words). The renowned nuclear weapons expert also must be given a suite at a deluxe hotel, and a lectern stocked with two water bottles with bendable straws. Regular straws and the deal is off. You got that?! The document, dated March 16, does not include specific compensation details for Sarah Palin, who commands speaking fees as high as $100,000. “This is not about Sarah Palin,” Brown said. “The issues are public disclosure and financial accountability in organizations embedded in universities.” Come on, it’s a little about Sarah Palin . Doesn’t sound like a scandal worthy of major attention … well, besides perhaps on the Sarah Palin Network .

Read more here:
Sarah Palin Better Not Have to Use One of Those Damn Straws That Doesn’t Bend

Excerpts From the Biography That Oprah Doesn’t Want You to Read, Part 1 [Books]

Celebrity profiler Kitty Kelley ‘s unauthorized Oprah biography was released today. But who has time to sit down and read a 544-page book? We spent the afternoon going through the exhaustive tell-all to bring you the juiciest bits. More

The 10 Craziest Michele Bachmann Quotes

The only person dumber than Sarah Palin is Michele Bachmann. I don't think anything Michele Bachmann ever says makes sense. The Best Links: Sarah Palin & Michele Bachmann As The Republican Ticket In 2012? View

Tina Fey Introduces The Sarah Palin Network

Barack Obama wasn’t a big fan of Sarah Palin’s uninformed criticism of his nuclear arms treaty with Russia this week. But at least the President, along with all rational human beings, can take solace in Palin’s existence for one reason only: it’s enabled Tina Fey to deliver the best satire television has seen in years. The actress was at it again last night, impersonating the former Alaskan Governor (and current professional, paid speaker of BS) on Saturday Night Live . Fey introduced viewers to The Sarah Palin Network, which is comprised of the following programs: Are You Smarter Than a Half-term Governor? Tea Party Wheel of Fortune (Example of a puzzle: Obama is a Terrist) Hey, Journalist, I Gotcha! (Where “I re-edit my interviews with journalists to make it look like they were the ones that were woefully unprepared.”) Man in a Helicopter with a Sniper Rifle vs. Wild It takes a lot to upstage Justin Bieber on the show , but Fey did it with this great skit. Watch below. The Sarah Palin Network

Read the rest here:
Tina Fey Introduces The Sarah Palin Network

The Sarah Palin Network's Full TV Schedule

Last night on SNL, “Sarah Palin” unveiled the Sarah Palin Network's full 2010 line-up. And here it is. View

Bachmann vs. Palin: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Who’d You Rather? , Sarah & The Palins Outspoken Rep. Michele Bachmann, 54, and failed Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, 46, both showed up to the same event in Minnesota on Wednesday.Question is … See Also ‘TRANSform Me’ Ladies: Who’d You Rather? … Permalink

View post:
Bachmann vs. Palin: Who’d You Rather?

Bristol Palin PSA for Birth Control

Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol is starring in a new PSA warning against the trials and tribulations of teen pregnancy. added by: anyhow1020

Post-Palin Alaska has largest debt burden in US

teapartiers: please take notice and stop letting sarah palin play you like suckers. this is what a modern fiscal conservative looks like. “Sarah Palin has long sold herself as a fiscal conservative, arguing against the Democrats' health overhaul on the grounds that the nation simply can't afford it. But when the former vice presidential candidate resigned as governor of Alaska in the summer of 2009, she left the state with a 70 percent debt-to-GDP ratio — the highest state debt burden in the United States. That's according to data compiled by the Washington Independent's Megan Carpentier, who notes that Alaska has a debt burden similar to “that of Jordan and Palin's favorite health care resource, Canada, and a higher ratio than Ghana, Cote d

Scenes from the Tea Parties in Nevada and Florida

A compilation of some of the crazy things said by Sarah Palin & Co. at this past weekend's rallies. This is not an April Fools Day joke. Watch

Rachel Uchitel Got $10 Million From Tiger Woods

Looks like reports that Rachel Uchitel received a seven-figure confidentiality settlement from Tiger Woods were only partially true. She received that and more . The first of many Tiger Woods mistresses to be exposed, and the one with the most dirt on the golfer, was rumored to have received $1-5 million to hush up. But sources now say Tiger was so concerned with the depth and detail of information from Rachel Uchitel that they “folded like a cheap suit” right off the bat. Therefore, they made an initial offer of $10 million in return for an ironclad confidentiality agreement before she could expose any details that could ruin him. The actual settlement could fluctuate $1 million either way, depending on future circumstances, but the baseline for Rachel to keep quiet is eight figures . Wow. Rachel Uchitel: The world’s richest adulterer. Compared to his other alleged mistresses, the sum is even more staggering. Some allegedly received hundred thousand dollars, and others got nothing at all. Heck, all Mindy Lawton got was a chicken wrap from Subway, according to an interview she gave about the dirty cheapskate who was nearly busted nailing her. Anyway, it speaks volumes about what Rachel knows. There were reports Woods was in love with Uchitel, whose affair with the golfer triggered the fight with Elin Woods after Thanksgiving that exposed everything. Speaking of Elin, if she plug on her marriage to Tiger, the backdrop of Rachel’s enormous settlement might bolster whatever prenup the couple has in place. For instance, if there’s a prenup in which Elin Woods gets $5-10 million, given what he just paid his chief mistress, she would likely walk away with twice that.

Go here to see the original:
Rachel Uchitel Got $10 Million From Tiger Woods