So unfortunately, I still haven’t been able to convince Sarah Stephens that dating a blogger could do wonders for her career, but on the brightside (for you guys, at least), the seriously underrated Aussie hottie delivered another impossibly hot photoshoot for Agent Provocateur. And I think after this latest one, Sarah might just be my favorite model the company’s ever had. And no, I’m not just saying that to try to convince her to sleep with me. I’m also saying it because I want these two to keep sending us more shoots like this. » view all 41 photos
I hate catalog bikini and lingerie pics, no matter what model they use, I find them boring as fuck….regardless of whether I want to impregnate Sarah Stephens or not….catalog pics suck….but I get they pay the bills… What I don’t hate is that Agent Provocateur, I’ve been a fan for a long time, not because I wear lingerie, but because I like girls in Lingerie…and this is a lingerie company that represents what lingerie is supposed to be…it was created by the manager of the Sex Pistol’s son, that has unlike Victoria’s Secret, has put style into their lingerie, you know making it semi erotic like it was the 1900s and imported from france…now this may not mean anything to you, because you have no taste, but it means something to girls and gives them fem boners, because it’s erotic and not trashy…doesn’t matter… What does matter is that they don’t photoshop out nipples or pussy – and show off what the product actually looks like…something the Christian friendly evil corporation doesn’t do…and for that…we celebrate…Sarah Stephens, who was a VS Model in 2008, at 18, showing her nipples.
Jennifer Lawrence’s side profile while she covers her face, is far less interesting than her hundreds of nude selfies that showcased said ass, possibly even getting fingered in at least one, or more importantly her young, Oscar winning tits, that we can assume only the producers her mom sold her and “boyfriends” she use to fill the emptiness in her soul thanks to her mom selling her off, had the right to see before…it’s like now, anything she does, even when braless and tight…is even more dull than pre-nude scandal…which was pretty fucking dull to begin with… Either way, good tits need to be encouraged to make appearances…so this is my encouragement… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Genevieve Morton, star of South Africa, with breasts the size of a small child’s head, designed to do more philantrhopic work, like feeding a small African village where all the mom’s died off of aids, with her beautiful breasts that I’d rather she use feeding me…is in the latest issue of South African Swimsuit , which you’d expect of her, since she’s South Africa’s trophy bikini model….which is better than South Africa’s trophy legless Olympian…or South African’s biggest blood diamond export…or #ebola… She was unfortunately joined by other low level hookers, trying to steal her glory…but obviously just looking thirsty …because when it comes to South Africa, even with all their amazing mix breed mutt women…there’s only one girl you should want to impregnate with mouth and/or genitals…and that’s Genevieve… The other models who don’t matter are: Bianca Koyabe, Xenia Deli, Nicole Meyer, Zoe Cross, Sarah Stephens, Morgan Shelly, Sloveig Mork and Jordan Van Der Vyer (who is the back-up Genevieve, you know in case Genevieve gets ebola and we need a replacement…. Genevieve, if you’re reading this…I want you to think of me the next time you have an orgasm…that, or maybe just start planning our wedding. You are the one…the one I want digging through my belly fat looking to find my penis. It is our destiny.
I swear, every time we get a new Sarah Stephens photoshoot, the Aussie model just keeps getting hotter and hotter. Here’s her latest, for Agent Provocateur, and with pictures this good, I have no clue how Sarah hasn’t become a big star yet. If I had to guess, it’s probably because she hasn’t still dated a famous blogger who can help take her career to the next level. OK, fine, probably not, but don’t tell her that. If this whole underrated business keeps up, I might actually have a shot. » view all 19 photos
I swear, every time we get a new Sarah Stephens photoshoot, the Aussie model just keeps getting hotter and hotter. Here’s her latest, for Agent Provocateur, and with pictures this good, I have no clue how Sarah hasn’t become a big star yet. If I had to guess, it’s probably because she hasn’t still dated a famous blogger who can help take her career to the next level. OK, fine, probably not, but don’t tell her that. If this whole underrated business keeps up, I might actually have a shot. » view all 19 photos
Sarah Stephens is some model and she’s in a campaign for a lingerie company that’s all set up to be romantic and beautiful but that just looks cheesy as fuck…I’m talking mall photography quality erotica fat white trash wives get their husbands to spice up their shitty poor as fuck Walmart trailer park lives…cuz that’s what their dead beat dad taught them men like when they used to make them look at penthouse together before the molesting started… But I have thing with shitty catalog pics that totally misappropriate babes trying to make them commercial product vending spokespeople…that always end up looking as dumb as this…because you know Sarah Stephens, even if you have never heard of Sarah Stephens, is the kind of model who would show her tits, if asked…yet Myla Lingerie…never fucking asked, and if any nipple did show up, they squashed that and fucking airbrushed that motherfucker in photoshop out…disappointing everyone like me… Here are the pics anyway…cuz Catalog pics are a fetish of mine, even if they anger me.
Here’s former Teen Mom “star” Maci Bookout at the beach in Miami, and first off, I want to apologize to all my readers out there. This wasn’t how I wanted to kick off the new year. See, I thought Maci was hot when I first saw the thumbnails, then when I looked at them full-size, yikes! But by that point I was already committed to doing the post. Anyway, like Maci, I’ve decided that I want to use my bad decisions to help others learn not to make the same mistakes. So don’t be fooled by the bikini thumbnails and let’s all just move on to the next post. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I’ve warned you guys about how hot Sarah Stephens is before, but I’m pretty sure this latest lingerie shoot might be the Aussie model’s hottest one yet. So go ahead and enjoy this set of pictures, but just be careful to view them at a safe distance from your computer or anything else that’s flammable. Because these pictures are so hot, they’re liable to cause your pants to spontaneously combust at any moment. » view all 24 photos
Sarah Stephens is an Australian 18 year old model who walked for Victoria’s Secret when she was 18, now at 22 she’s washed up and doing bootleg Victoria’s Secret campaigns because they help pay for the cocaine I assume all these model chicks are on…not because they are skinny, as I know a lot of fat coke heads, but because what the fuck else do you do when you work one day a month, make 5k and have all the time in the world to hunt down rockstars for the retirement plan…not that girls who look like this ever pay for their own coke- but you get what I am saying and that is that I want to get a record deal so that I can trick this glorious thing into my bed…I just need to learn how to sing first…even if Katy Perry never did.. I mean shit..these are amazing lingerie pics…she’s amazing..even if she’s a vapid egotistical cunt like the rest of them, it’s not her fault, she’s just being a girl.
