It amazes me that NBC gave Audrina Patridge a show that airs after Saturday Night Live….I guess they think she’s a fucking joke, along with the rest of the world, but it was the same slot they gave Carson Daly before he leveraged that into hosting a hit fucking show, starring Shakira (see previous post to see who Shakira is, in the event you’re idiot)….so this Network Shit…could mean there’s more Audrina Patridge for the world…and it could be that the dumb one with fake tits because the most famous and successful one which goes to show you – that if you look good in a bikini – that’s pretty much all you fucking need to get by…or more importantly – to fucking win…. Here are some of her pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Lana Del Rey appears on the cover of the latest issue of Rolling Stone , and inside the magazine, the outspoken singer opens up about everything from her mental state to her legendarily awful performance on Saturday Night Live . The interview took place in the Greenwich Village townhouse owned by Lana’s boyfriend, Francesco Carrozzini , and to say that she comes off a bit unstable at times, would be putting it mildly. At one point, Lana even tries to shy away from the honor of covering the iconic music mag: “I’m not sure if they should run this story,” the “West Coast” songstress tells her interviewer. “I just wish you could write about something else. There has to be someone else to be the cover story. Like there has to be. Anybody.” Lana claimed that she felt she didn’t have anything “good” to talk about during the interview. Well, as far as we’re concerned, she dropped enough gems for a dozen cover stories: Asked about the much-publicized interview in which Lana wished she were dead , Del Rey responded: “I feel f–king crazy. But I don’t think I am. People make me crazy. I find that most people I meet figure I want to kill myself anyway, so it comes up every time.” On the topic of lyrics she’s written that seem to glamorize spousal abuse, Lana remarked: “I just don’t want [my fans] to hear it at all. I’m very selfish. I make everything for me. It’s just for me. I don’t want them to hear it and think about it. It’s none of their business!” Sadly, Lana didn’t discuss her breakup with James-Barrie O’Neill , or the fact that he seems to believe they’re still together. Feels like a missed opportunity: maybe if he saw it in print, he’d finally believe it. 11 Gorgeous Lana Del Rey Photos 1. Lana Del Rey: Hot on the Red Carpet Lana all glammed-up for a red carpet appearance. As always, she looks flawless.
Good news Via HuffingtonPost Actor and comedian Tracy Morgan has been upgraded to fair condition following the New Jersey highway crash that badly injured him and killed one of his friends, his spokesman said Monday. “His personality is certainly starting to come back as well,” spokesman Lewis Kay said. The 45-year-old former “Saturday Night Live” and “30 Rock” star suffered broken ribs and a broken leg in the June 7 crash on the New Jersey Turnpike. The crash killed fellow comedian James McNair and seriously injured two other people. Prosecutors say Wal-Mart driver Kevin Roper’s truck hit Morgan’s limo. The Jonesboro, Georgia, resident has pleaded not guilty to death by auto and assault by auto charges. A criminal complaint alleges Roper hadn’t slept for more than 24 hours before the accident when he swerved to avoid slowed traffic on the turnpike and plowed into Morgan’s limo. We’re glad that Tracy is showing significant signs of improvement. We continue to hope and pray for his full recovery.
Damn, black brotha Tracy Morgan In Critical Condition After New Jersey Car Accident Via NBCPhiladelphia Actor and comedian Tracy Morgan is in intensive care following a limo bus crash along the New Jersey Turnpike, NBC10.com has learned. The 45-year-old former Saturday Night Live star was traveling in a limo bus that overturned around 1 a.m. Saturday morning of Exit 7A of the Turnpike in Cranbury, N.J., state police tell NBC10.com. That’s just north of Trenton. State police say a preliminary investigation has found that a tractor trailer came up upon slow moving traffic and caused the crash. Six vehicles — two tractor trailers, an SUV and two cars — all were involved, state police said. The 30 Rock actor was rushed to Robert Wood Johnson University Hospital Center in New Brunswick, N.J. He is in intensive care, state police confirm. The bus was carrying six passengers in all. One passenger on the bus has died, state police say. Three were critically hurt and one is in fair condition, hospital officials say. Morgan was scheduled to perform at Dover Downs Casino in Dover, Del. last night. Our thoughts and prayers go out to Tracy, his family, and those involved in this terrible accident.
Jay Z liked it last night. So the rapper tried to put a ring on it. Again. Walking the red carpet of the 2014 Costume Institute Gala in New York City on Monday, Beyonce dropped a ring off her right finger. But before the singer could pick it up, her doting husband did the deed… and then cracked up everyone in the vicinity by pretending to propose to his Queen B! See what we mean here, GIF style: Beyonce worte a crystal-studded Givenchy Haute Couture by Riccardo Tisci custom gown for the event, while her Jay Z went with a white grain de poudre jacket and black tux pants, also by Givenchy Haute Couture. This lovable, famous couple will be headlining the On the Run tour together this summer. There’s no need to stick The Beygency on us, Saturday Night Live. We adore the twosome and we plan on attending. Saturday Night Live Sketch: The Beygency
It was the nudesual subjects on the boob tube this weekend, not that we’re complaining… First up, Ivana Milicevic is out of the slammer and getting back to slamming on Banshee . It’s hard time either way! Plus we got a nipply shot of Trieste Kelly Dunn in a thin tank top. Bonus! Over on Girls , Lena Dunham stripped down for two sex sessions with her on again, off again boyfriend. This after she delivered her pixilated parts as the host of Saturday Night Live this weekend. And on Bitten , werewolf Laura Vandervoort was humping again, but still covering up her nips with nude pasties. Aroooo! See pics after the jump!
