I’ve tried to ignore it. I’ve tried to pretend it’s not happening. But there’s no use in fighting it any longer: I’m sorry to report that Scarlett Johansson , AKA formerly one of the hottest women in the world, now looks like a professional Hillary Clinton impersonator thanks to that hipster haircut of hers. All she needs now is a pantsuit. But don’t worry, at least we’ve still got the archives until it grows back out. Or her agent buys her some hair extensions. Continue reading →
Scarlett Johansson is back in another sci-fi film, called Ghost in the Shell. This one takes place in the near future when Major, played by Scarlett Johansson, is the first of her kind: a human brain with a body that is cyber-enhanced, which makes her the perfect soldier devoted to stopping the world’s most dangerous […]
I take it these photos were taken before Scarlett Johansson transitioned into Hillary Clinton . Here is the latest GQ France and probably the last time we’ll get to enjoy ScarJo’s glorious cleavage and nice hair. Sad!
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In an absolutely stunning and unprecedented turn of events, Daylight Saving Time 2017 shook the nation to its core Sunday morning. As a result, rattled citizens across this great country are taking to their computers, phones and friends to ask the all-important question: “What Time Is It?” Seriously. This is an actual thing going on. The trending topics on Google at this moment on the 12th day of March include “Daylight Savings Time,” “What Time is It?” and “Local Time.” It’s chaos out there in America, people. Earlier this morning, for the first time since 2016, U.S. residents (Arizona, Hawaii and P.R. excluded … lucky) were hit with a jarring reality: The need to set their clocks forward. By one hour. No more, no less. Jaws? Hitting the ground. Fear not, though. Breathe. We’ve got this, people. We got it. If we band together, we can not only come to grips with this, but thrive. THG has provided a helpful Daylight Saving Time 2017 visual aid to assist you and keep you on an even emotional keel today. See above. You’re welcome. While the time change costs us an hour of sleep, evenings will be noticeably brighter, a reminder that spring is just around the corner. The sun will set around 7 p.m. or later in most of the U.S., meaning no more commuting home in the dark and more hours to be outside. Cities on the western edge of time zones will enjoy the latest sunsets, as they always do, but must also endure the darkest mornings. One of the biggest arguments against Daylight Saving Time is the reduction in light in the mornings, especially with kids going to school. Of course, the Earth is still moving in the right direction, and the sun will continue to rise earlier and earlier for the next three months. The arrival of spring means that daylight is now increasing at its most rapid pace of the year, so the mornings won’t be dark for long. By mid-April, sunrise will have “caught up” to where it was before DST, so you’ll have that extra hour of evening light and then some. If you don’t like it? Well, you’re probably giving this way too much thought, but we have some reassuring news for you just the same. Just wait 7.75 months and ride this thing on out. Come November 5, you can go back to Standard Time and pretend this never happened. See below:
Let's be real with ourselves for a minute: if anyone could bring on an actual apocalypse, like an honest to goodness, for real apocalypse, it would be Donald Trump, right? His amount of power plus his amount of ignorance … it's just not that hard to imagine. And, according to this glorious skit Saturday Night Live aired last night, it could happen sooner than we think. Yes, Alec Baldwin brought his half-hilarious, half-terrifying Trump impression back to SNL last night, and instead of poking fun at something ridiculous the president has already done, they looked to the future. One year into the future, specifically, which is when they predict “aliens from the planet Zorblatt 9” will land on earth and kill us all. An Army troop is gathered, determined to save the human race from the aliens, who are quickly destroying the world. But before they begin their mission, Trump has some words to share. He rambles for a moment — so true to real life, right? — and someone asks him what they should do. Trump's response? “We are going to bring coal back.” Is it funny or tragic? Then again, isn't that always the question? Baldwin's Trump throws in an Arnold Schwarzenegger jab , a reference to “fake news,” and he even manages to work in a racist joke! Check out the possible future of our country in the video below:
Scarlett Johansson isn't having the greatest time in life right now — she's just filed for divorce from her husband , Romain Dauriac, and it looks like there's going to be quite the custody battle for their three-year-old daughter. But even though Scarlett may be going through an inner struggle, she's still a professional. And right now, that means that she was still able to absolutely kill it as the host for Saturday Night Live last night. For one of her skits, she did a little perfume ad. But not only that … she did a perfume ad as Ivanka Trump. “Every man knows her name,” the voiceover for the ad begins. “Every woman knows her face. When she walks into a room, all eyes are on her.” “She's Ivanka.” Cue Scarlett's pouty-lipped, vacant-eyed impression of Ivanka. And it only gets better from there. The perfume, as it turns out, is called Complicit. Amazing, right? “A feminist,” the voiceover continues. “An advocate. A champion for women, like … huh?” “She's loyal, devoted, but probably should have bounced after the whole Access Hollywood bus thing . Oh well.” “Complicit,” the ad finishes. “The fragrance for the woman who could stop all of this, but won't.” Let Scarlett make you cry with tears of laughter (and just regular tears) in the video below:
– Guess whose hot body this belongs to? – Samantha Busch is one hot piece – Drew Barrymore is getting old – Romee Strijd in a sexy sheer bras – Scarlett Johansson looks like a boy – Victoria Justice is gorgeous!! – The Belle Knox bio pic will getyou up – Kate Upton works it – Now that’s a crazy booty
Khloe Kardashian seems to have a situation on her hands. It involves two professional athletes, intense, unresolved feelings, and some good old-fashioned jealousy. Yeah, it’s probably one of the biggest messes Khloe’s ever found herself in. Poor dear. As we all know, Khloe’s divorce from Lamar Odom was finalized last month — three years after she originally filed. The divorce took so long because Lamar refused to sign the papers for a long time, and after he overdosed in 2015, Khloe called the whole thing off so that she could make medical decisions for Lamar as his wife. They were friendly for a while last year, but then it looked like Lamar was back on his downward spiral , so Khloe cut ties and filed for divorce once again. Then — what a roller coaster this is, huh? — Lamar went to rehab in December to really get straightened out, once and for all. After spending 35 days working on his issues, he left treatment and immediately did an in-depth interview, all about his drug use and his struggles. And, wouldn’t you know it, the topic of Khloe came up. “Honestly, I want my wife back ,” he revealed. He said that “When you’re doing drugs, you become distant to everything. Even your feelings, you become numb to everything.” But still, he said, “Just to reinstate what we had as a family, it was important to me. Khloe is important to me.” “She’s been through all this with me,” he continued. “She stood by my side. I just want to repay her.” So that’s sweet, right? It’s a nice sentiment. But Khloe’s current man, Tristan Thompson, disagrees . According to a source who spoke with Life & Style, “Tristan went ballistic. He called Lamar and told him he acted foolishly, and he warned him to stay away from Khloe or else.” The issue, however, is that Lamar “believes he still has a chance with Khloe.” Yeah, here’s where it gets extra messy. “Lam needs TT to know how madly in love he still is with Khloe and wants Tristan to understand that he and Khloe have unfinished business,” a source claims. “Lam doesn’t want to disrespect what they have, but he thinks Tristan is just like James Harden and French Montana — a place holder in her life for when he returns.” Meanwhile over on Tristan’s side, he “knows Khloe would never take back Lamar, but he is concerned that his girlfriend will fall for Lamar’s pity pleas and feel pressured to be there for him in case he goes off the rails again.” “Tristan doesn’t want any drama in his life. Khloe is his woman, and there’s no way he’s going to allow anyone to get in the way of his relationship.” So what’s going to happen? Is Khloe really Tristan’s woman? Is Tristan just a place holder for Lamar? Only time (and lots of storylines on Keeping Up with the Kardashians) will tell.
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