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Blake Lively is Good Enough for Me of the Day

Blake Lively looks tired. I guess it’s because she’s been so busy streesing out and doing such important things like working so hard sitting in a trailer with a bed and TV while filming on set of Gossip Girl with free food, hair, make-up, and clothes handed to her on a silver platter….making stupid money that can afford a lavish lifestyle and pay off anything her heart desires….and not getting enough sleep from partying all night, drinking only the most expensive of drink, smoking the classiest of cigarettes, and railing the purest cocaine… The unfortunate thing is that celebs are generally not hot chicks, hot chicks are too buys living the good life without wasting their energy trying to get to this level of fame, unless a miracle hits for them….so this is as good as the new Hollywood period blood gets…so I guess she’s gotta be good enough for me to post…even though the only celeb I find genuinely hot and not mid-range pussy insecure, desperate for attention pussy is Mila Kunis…everyone else fucking sucks to look at….but I can’t make this site about her and her HIV from Home Alone husband. So here’s Blake Lively…

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Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage for Moet of the Day

I know people who get off to a lot less than a little cleavage on pussy they want to fuck….or pussy they don’t even want to fuck…but can’t help but jerk off to because it just happens to be there…people have weird fetishes, it’s just that simple, so Scarlett Johansson and her big nose may not be spread eagle doing a dance routine, but she’s still Scarlett Johansson, sometimes that’s enough for some…unfortunately, it’s not enough for me…but I am posting it anyway…cuz this bitch is overrated thanks to you virgin losers who don’t know how to move the fuck on…and I feel compelled to feed you idiots what you are into even if you should get over those things and even if the pictures suck…but unfortunately not as much as I suck…at life..

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Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage for Moet of the Day

Scarlett Johansson for Mango of the Day

I never really got sucked into the Scarlett Johansson hype. I always saw a chunky, uninteresting girl with big enough tits and a nice enough face to look at, but nothing nearly as amazing as everyone seemed to think she was….she has flaws I just can’t ignore…unless of course I was dealing with them face to face, but since I’m not, I’ll judge her. Sure she’s hot, I’d be an idiot to say she isn’t, but I can say she’s nothing special, I see girls as equally good on the daily and maybe I just have fucked up ideas of what makes a bitch hot or not….but I’m pretty sure she was a product of major fucking marketing…what I call big titty hype that got dudes excited….more than anything….cuz she has been consistently boring as fuck to watch….Never any drunken episode, nip slips or sex tapes, and as far as I’m concerned, that’s a sign of a bitch who thinks she’s too good and more important than she is. Fuck her. But she photoshops well, so I figured I’d put these pictures up anyway.

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Ashley Greene Is Really Hot But…

I’m not into fashion, unless you consider wearing the same boxer shorts for about two weeks fashionable, but I know that this crap that Ashley Greene is wearing is pretty damn retarded looking. Tease her hair up into a hairsprayed ball and she’d look like a newslady from the eighties. That’s the bad news, the good news is that she’s so damn hot that it doesn’t really matter. Not to mention the fact that she’s wearing some tight ass jeans and heels that’s making my pants even tighter.

Scarlett Johansson’s Mangos Are Ripe

I don’t know what Mango is, but I’m glad that Scarlett Johansson decided to put on some sexy outfits and show off her own nicely ripened mangos. Obviously these are for some sort of lame clothing line, almost as lame as that mango joke, but she’s a hot piece of ass and I like the way she looks all dressed up. I would have preferred to see her without the clothes, but I guess that would defeat the purpose of the ads. Enjoy.

Scarlett Johansson’s Sexy Bitchy Looks

Here’s Scarlett Johansson getting all sultry for a set of recent Mango ads. I’m not hating this, that’s probably because I like hot chicks with bitchy looks. But if I had to make a criticism, I would say a little less clothing and a little more boobing would be in order. We know those big chesticles are in there, let’s have a look at them. She kinda looks like a sexy secretary waiting for her boss to come in to discuss the possibility of a raise. And we all know how that’s going to turn out. I like it. I’m getting a raise of my own. Get it?

Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Are Gone!

What the hell is going on here? Scarlett Johansson’s tig ol’ bitties seem to have completely disappeared. Someone notify the authorities because this isn’t cool. I loved those thing and Scarlett just isn’t the same without them, especially if she’s going to wear old women evening gowns like this crap. I looks like she won some sort of award, I can guarantee that it’s not for ‘Actress With The Biggest Boobs’ . I can’t wait to a pictures of Scarlett’s former big boobs on my milk carton. more pictures of Scarlett Johansson here

Sandra Bullock — The Scarlett Dress

The day after she made out with Scarlett Johansson at the MTV Movie Awards, Sandra Bullock was spotted wearing a red summer dress and running errands in L.A. on Monday. This time she was only sun kissed. Read more

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Seriously, What’s With all the Girl-on-Girl Kissing?

Why does every entertainer need a girl-on-girl kiss to make headlines now? It’s getting old. —Deb, New York, via the Answer B!tch inbox You answered your own…

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Scarlett Johansson’s Hotness Takes A Step Back

Here’s Scarlett Johansson dressed in her fifties secretary outfit at the MTV Movie Awards last night. I don’t get it, she’s one of the hottest women in Hollywood, but she insists on wearing clothing my grandmother wears to birthday parties at the old folks home. Sure on grandma it looks pretty revealing, but that’s because she’s ninety frikin’ years old! Scarlett’s dress is barely over the knee, I didn’t even think they made those anymore, my crotch is so disappointed. I bet grandma gets a lot of action at those birthday parties. Gross.