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Planning To See Iggy Azalea On Tour? You Might Want To Read This

Iggy Azalea made some big changes to The Great Escape Tour schedule.

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Doutzen Kroes Ready To Drop Fashion Porn of the Day

Doutzen Kroes already had her baby, so I am not too sure why I am releasing these pictures now, I assume it is because I am not releasing them at all, I didn’t take them. I wasn’t involved in the schedule, I am just a Robin Hood motherfucker who repurposes pictures other people take of women who don’t talk to me and will never talk to me – and make jokes about them that aren’t even that funny and hardly jokes.. It’s like what can I say about these, that she has a half black baby inside her for the second time, and she felt the need to celebrate it because all mothers think carrying a child is a beautiful thing, despite it being totally unnatural and scary…even a pivotal scene in the movie Aliens…. I can talk about ready to drop porn and how it is some depressing shit for some people who have just out grown masturbation to normal shit, so lonely they crave pregnant women in their lives…so tapped out from jerking off to regular porn, it is the only way they can come.. Or I can just post the pics…How about I do that…I mean they aren’t even that good.

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Vanessa Hudgens Cleans Up Nice

Usually we only get to see Vanessa Hudgens in a pair of leggings or something, so these shots of her at Alessandra Ambrosio ‘s fashion line launch are kind of a rare treat. Which means you should make sure to enjoy every inch of these pictures. And just a suggestion, but I’d recommend starting from the bottom and working your way up. I’d also clear your schedule for the afternoon, because this could take a while. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews

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Kate Upton Spilling Out of her Shirt cuz She’s Sloppy of the Day

Kate Upton is overrated because of these tits, tits that look pretty sloppy, and that they should belong on a fat girl, which is convenient, because Kate Upton will be a fat girl soon, it’s just a matter of time, and the hormones in her food haven’t fully fucked her up yet, she’s riding the benefit them, as dudes everywhere celebrate her grocery bag filled with jello tits. I prefer my tits, at least the ones I pay girls to let me touch, to have a little more perkiness to them, but I get what Judd Apatow is doing here, she’s hyped, she’s loved, this is her first movie role, and acting is a joke that requires no talent, so why not take advantage, before she’s Eating Gilbert Grape, if you know what I mean. I like how Leslie Mann looks on with excitement, like having sloppy daggers like this is an accomplishment, or a good thing, because small breasted women, like dudes with infant sized penis, envy what they don’t have, even when what they don’t have, is freakish….like Kate Upton. I’m not a fan, but the pics are pretty funny….I mean she’s in a push-up bra and her tits look like my grannies…while she’s only 19…it’s crazy, just crazy. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sophie Simmons Side Tit in the Hot Tub of the Day

Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ fat daughter, who I guess is less fat, at least based on her back, because why the fuck wouldn’t she be fit, she’s got access to all the money in the world and all it takes is hiring a fucking trainer to whip her into shape on her schedule in her home gym. I don’t think back’s are all that hot, but in Sophie Simmons case, it’s better to stare at her back, you know, like one of those busted girls you bring home when drunk, if you ever bring girls home when drunk, who you just want to bang out and not have to face, so you just slam her from behind…. You know, who will come up to you a few months later, and you have no idea who the gremlin talking to you is, until she turns around, and shows you the back of her head, making her all of a sudden substantially hotter… I call those “worth a fuck from behind” girls…and Sophie Simmons happens to be one of them, and knows it, and that’s why she’s posting it to the internet…. Unless you’re a KISS fan and only in it for Gene Simmons merch, in which case, you’ll take all of her from every angle. Here’s the pic.

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Barbara Palvin for REPLAY of the Day

There comes a time in every 19 year old Lingerie Model working for the evil lingerie empire’s life….where her management and their marketing team put her on as many high profile campaigns as possible….whether that campaign is pretending to bang Justin Bieber for TMZ…in efforts to help his homosexuality stay covered up…..or now this fully clothed campaign for Replay…it is just all about her getting media hits…increasing her brand equity….and making her matter….now all she needs is a relationship with an A-Lister like she was most of the other Victoria’s Secret girls and in turn we’ll be stuck with her posing half naked the next decade like she was Heidi Klum…something I can probably deal with since I have nothing else going on…you know easy to fit in my schedule…

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Petra Nemcova Needs To Fill Out Those Funbags

Petra Nemcova ‘s been making a serious comeback on Hollywood Tuna recently, but her weight’s been going up and down the past few years. She’s like the anti-Jessica Simpson. Anyway, here she is at the LA premiere of The Impossible having a little trouble filling out her dress. Petra obviously needs to eat more, and I’d be happy to take her out to dinner to make that happen. When it comes to great cleavage, we’re all in this together. I’ll clear my schedule. » view all 18 photos Related Articles: Petra Nemcova’s Hair Is Damn Ugly! Petra Nemcova’s Got Mega Cleavage Petra Nemcova Is Heavenly Petra Nemcova And Sean Penn? Photos: WENN.com

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Beyonce Mom Cleavage for Social Media of the Day

I guess she’s taking on a little advice from Rihanna…you know getting up on this showcase your tits for Social Media…while hiding the rest of your horrible body…cuz there’s obviously a little jealousy up in here…knowing how many records Rihanna sells and how much money Rihanna makes…even if that money’s going back to her pimp Jay-Z which in-turn is 50% Beyonce’s…cuz Beyonce’s already stupid rich and money doesn’t matter…it just reminds her that Rihanna’s got more going on…and more importantly…that Rihanna’s got more to give…cuz RIhanna hasn’t kept any babies she’s been knocked up with yet….and everyone knows…moms are never as good as their slutty, younger, counterparts….but I still apppreciate Beyonce’s effort…A for Effort….cuz reality is…she could just be real housewiving it….kickin’ it without putting her titties out there….

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Leighton Meester Sexes it Up for Flaunt of the Day

For an ex foot fetishist…I would expect more out of her….. For those of you who don’t know anything about Leighton Meester…and I hope you don’t know anything about Leighton Meester….since me knowing about Leighton Meester is humiliating enough for all of us…. She was born in a halfway house to criminal parents…who instilled the important moral and ethical lesson of prostitution into her….which lead to her living in NYC….looking for her break…when along came a pornographer who cast her in some foot fetish videos that helped pay her rent…while still leaving her schedule open to sleep her way to the top….which she pretty much pulled off…getting cast in a major show….and now she’s doing model shoots in magazines that are a bit sexed up…but not sexed up enough for what I’d want out of a fetish model…you know tap into your roots and historical experience girl….foot jobs for everyone for fashion or some shit…. And unfortunately…I kinda dig her….but I like all broken women…it’s my thing….

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Connor Cruise deejays Comic Con party! – Hollywood.TV

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Hollywood.TV is your source for all the latest celebrity news, gossip and videos of your favorite stars! bit.ly – Click to Subscribe! Facebook.com – Become a Fan! Twitter.com – Follow Us! Connor Cruise isn’t letting a little bad news like his dad getting divorced get in the way of his schedule. After visiting his dad, Tom Cruise, on the set of his new movie, ‘Oblivion’, Connor jetted off to San Diego to deejay the party for the Resident Evil 6 video game. Event organizers said that Connor did quite well, and got the crowd going before Jermaine Dupri and RZA took things over. Hollywood.TV is one of the top celebrity news providers in the world. Since 2008, Hollywood.TV has been bringing all the latest celebrity news, interviews, gossip, and candid videos to viewers all over the world. HTV is on the job 24/7, and at all the best festivals from Sundance to Coachella, as well as on the streets every day to cover the hottest celebs in Hollywood, New York, and Miami. Hollywood.TV is currently the third most viewed reporter channel on www.youtube.com YouTube with almost 400 million views, and our footage is seen worldwide! Tune in daily for all the latest Hollywood news on www.hollywood.tv and http like us on Facebook!

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