We all know that Scott Disick likes to drink too much. The man who calls himself the Lord has provided us with plenty of evidence of his problematic boozing over the years, such as when Scott was found drunk and barefoot stumbling through an Atlantic City hotel room last weekend. We learned this week Scott has checked into rehab once again, this time pursing an experimental course of treatment in Costa Rica. Disick is trying to get sober through a strange method that involves eating the roots of an African shrub that’s been known to cause hallucinations. Proponents of the method claim that Scott’s supervised “trips” will help him to learn about himself and to realize that he doesn’t need to get drunk in order to be happy. Sources close to the father of three say they’re not surprised that Disick is undergoing a more unusual treatment this time, as traditional rehab methods have failed him several times in the past. Scott left rehab after just one day when he checked in last summer, and now it seems that’s not the first time that he sought help and then immediately changed his mind. “Scott often checks into rehab to detox after an especially dangerous bender and will leave shortly thereafter, usually no more than five days,” as source close to Disick tells Radar Online. “He checks into rehab when he’s gone too far and people fear for his life. But once he detoxes, he leaves as if nothing has happened.” The insider adds that Scott has checked himself into rehab at least four times in the past, but he’s never lasted more than a few days. The anonymous friend does not expect this time to be any different. “I guarantee he will be home by next week,” the source says. “There is no way he will stay longer than that. He is already making plans…He is definitely not looking to stay!” Sounds like only one question remains: Will Kourtney Kardashian take him back once again? 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche 1. When He Ragged on Kim’s Marriage View Photo Lord Disick often says what we’re thinking. Especially when he’s ragging on his baby mama’s clueless sisters. 2. When He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Scott ragging on Kim might be the best part of the Kardashian reality shows. Every time she acts like it’s the first time she’s ever been put in her place. 3. When He Read Kourtney’s Mind View Photo Kourtney can be a tad predictable at times. No one’s better at pointing this out than Scott. 4. That Other Time He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Kim might lead a wildly interesting life, but she doesn’t have the personality to match. Leave it to Scott to point that out on national TV. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. When He Burned Kendall Jenner Scott doesn’t limit himself to being a douche on TV. His attacks on the Jenner sisters make Twitter a better place to be. 6. When He Pointed Out That Kris Jenner is Awful Scott might be a douche, but Kris Jenner is the worst. Fortunately, Scott’s more than happy to point that out. 7. When He Made Fun of Kourtney’s Clothes View Photo The worst thing you can do to a Kardashian is mock her clothes. Naturally, Scott takes every opportunity to do so. 8. When He Mocked Rob’s Socks View Photo Despite all of his wealth and connections, Rob Kardashian chose to design socks for a living. Scott is happy to point out how ridiculous this is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. When He Tried to be Down With the Hood View Photo Scott even takes the occasional shot at himself. Here, he sarcastically analyzes his relationship with “the hood.” 10. When He Mocked Kim Yet Again View Photo Scott is relentless when it comes to the most famous Kardashian. And we love every second of it, 11. And of Course, When He Made Fun of the Entire Family View Photo No one mocks the Kardashian-Jenner clan quite Scott. All hail Lord Disick! The End. Up Next: ” 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
We all know that Scott Disick likes to drink too much. The man who calls himself the Lord has provided us with plenty of evidence of his problematic boozing over the years, such as when Scott was found drunk and barefoot stumbling through an Atlantic City hotel room last weekend. We learned this week Scott has checked into rehab once again, this time pursing an experimental course of treatment in Costa Rica. Disick is trying to get sober through a strange method that involves eating the roots of an African shrub that’s been known to cause hallucinations. Proponents of the method claim that Scott’s supervised “trips” will help him to learn about himself and to realize that he doesn’t need to get drunk in order to be happy. Sources close to the father of three say they’re not surprised that Disick is undergoing a more unusual treatment this time, as traditional rehab methods have failed him several times in the past. Scott left rehab after just one day when he checked in last summer, and now it seems that’s not the first time that he sought help and then immediately changed his mind. “Scott often checks into rehab to detox after an especially dangerous bender and will leave shortly thereafter, usually no more than five days,” as source close to Disick tells Radar Online. “He checks into rehab when he’s gone too far and people fear for his life. But once he detoxes, he leaves as if nothing has happened.” The insider adds that Scott has checked himself into rehab at least four times in the past, but he’s never lasted more than a few days. The anonymous friend does not expect this time to be any different. “I guarantee he will be home by next week,” the source says. “There is no way he will stay longer than that. He is already making plans…He is definitely not looking to stay!” Sounds like only one question remains: Will Kourtney Kardashian take him back once again? 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche 1. When He Ragged on Kim’s Marriage View Photo Lord Disick often says what we’re thinking. Especially when he’s ragging on his baby mama’s clueless sisters. 2. When He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Scott ragging on Kim might be the best part of the Kardashian reality shows. Every time she acts like it’s the first time she’s ever been put in her place. 3. When He Read Kourtney’s Mind View Photo Kourtney can be a tad predictable at times. No one’s better at pointing this out than Scott. 4. That Other Time He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Kim might lead a wildly interesting life, but she doesn’t have the personality to match. Leave it to Scott to point that out on national TV. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. When He Burned Kendall Jenner Scott doesn’t limit himself to being a douche on TV. His attacks on the Jenner sisters make Twitter a better place to be. 6. When He Pointed Out That Kris Jenner is Awful Scott might be a douche, but Kris Jenner is the worst. Fortunately, Scott’s more than happy to point that out. 7. When He Made Fun of Kourtney’s Clothes View Photo The worst thing you can do to a Kardashian is mock her clothes. Naturally, Scott takes every opportunity to do so. 8. When He Mocked Rob’s Socks View Photo Despite all of his wealth and connections, Rob Kardashian chose to design socks for a living. Scott is happy to point out how ridiculous this is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. When He Tried to be Down With the Hood View Photo Scott even takes the occasional shot at himself. Here, he sarcastically analyzes his relationship with “the hood.” 10. When He Mocked Kim Yet Again View Photo Scott is relentless when it comes to the most famous Kardashian. And we love every second of it, 11. And of Course, When He Made Fun of the Entire Family View Photo No one mocks the Kardashian-Jenner clan quite Scott. All hail Lord Disick! The End. Up Next: ” 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Well, that didn’t take long. Moments ago, we reported that Scott Disick was found drunk and barefoot in the lobby of an Atlantic City hotel on Sunday morning. Now, several outlets are reporting that Disick has checked into a rehab facility in Costa Rica to be treated for alcohol addiction. In a statement released by his publicist, Disick is quoted as saying, “I realize my issues are bigger than me and I am ready to truly remedy this struggle I continue to battle.” Scott reportedly admitted himself after being given an ultimatum by his longtime girlfriend, Kourtney Kardashian. In the past, Kourtney has threatened to leave Scott if he didn’t quit drinking , but she’s never followed through. Disick checked into rehab last summer, but he left in-patient care after only one day of treatment. According to his statement, Scott will undergo Iboga treatment, which involves eating the roots of a small African tree as a means of combating addiction. It’s certainly not the traditional method of detoxing, but considering how unsuccessful Scott’s efforts to get sober have been in the past, we can understand why he might be desperate to try something new. There is no word yet on how long Scott will be in treatment, but he is expected to stay at the Rhythmia Life Advancement Center for at least four weeks. 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche 1. When He Ragged on Kim’s Marriage View Photo Lord Disick often says what we’re thinking. Especially when he’s ragging on his baby mama’s clueless sisters. 2. When He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Scott ragging on Kim might be the best part of the Kardashian reality shows. Every time she acts like it’s the first time she’s ever been put in her place. 3. When He Read Kourtney’s Mind View Photo Kourtney can be a tad predictable at times. No one’s better at pointing this out than Scott. 4. That Other Time He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Kim might lead a wildly interesting life, but she doesn’t have the personality to match. Leave it to Scott to point that out on national TV. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. When He Burned Kendall Jenner Scott doesn’t limit himself to being a douche on TV. His attacks on the Jenner sisters make Twitter a better place to be. 6. When He Pointed Out That Kris Jenner is Awful Scott might be a douche, but Kris Jenner is the worst. Fortunately, Scott’s more than happy to point that out. 7. When He Made Fun of Kourtney’s Clothes View Photo The worst thing you can do to a Kardashian is mock her clothes. Naturally, Scott takes every opportunity to do so. 8. When He Mocked Rob’s Socks View Photo Despite all of his wealth and connections, Rob Kardashian chose to design socks for a living. Scott is happy to point out how ridiculous this is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. When He Tried to be Down With the Hood View Photo Scott even takes the occasional shot at himself. Here, he sarcastically analyzes his relationship with “the hood.” 10. When He Mocked Kim Yet Again View Photo Scott is relentless when it comes to the most famous Kardashian. And we love every second of it, 11. And of Course, When He Made Fun of the Entire Family View Photo No one mocks the Kardashian-Jenner clan quite Scott. All hail Lord Disick! The End. Up Next: ” 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
The Kardashians were back, and more … Kardashian than ever as Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 1 kicked off a new season Sunday. As expected, the drama was off the chain as the family struggles to adapt to life after Bruce and Kris’ divorce, while Kim was trying feverishly to get pregnant. Let’s break down those storylines and more from last night’s premiere … Watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 1 Online Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 1 wasted no time delving into many topics familiar to those who follow the family in the tabloids. Most notably, the deepening divide between the Jenners and the Kardashians, who are still “transitioning” in the wake of Bruce and Kris’ breakup. Bruce Jenner is transitioning in other ways, of course, although you won’t hear or see this overtly when you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online . Instead, you’ll see what amounts to foreshadowing, as the Olympic great revealed that he was feeling “so separated” from the rest of the Kardashian family. “Kardashians over here and the Jenners over here,” Bruce told Kourtney Kardashian, and perhaps fittingly, he felt isolated. “Little me in the middle.” The 65-year-old is now living in his own place in Malibu, Calif. Diplomatically, Bruce said Kris could be “opinionated” and the two of them spent “24 years together, every day, all the time. So sometimes it’s a little tough.” On the flip side, living alone “can get pretty lonely not seeing the kids every day. I certainly wish they would be spending more time out at my house.” To cheer him up, his sons from his previous marriage, Brody and Brandon Jenner, decided to throw him a party, themed “Bruce on the Loose.” He was sad, however, that only Kendall Jenner showed up to it. No Kardashian sisters and not even one of his biological daughters, Kylie Jenner . 17 Photos of Bruce Jenner Looking Sort of Like a Woman 1. Bruce Jenner: Becoming a Woman? View Photo Bruce Jenner is a very lucky man. He no longer has to live in the same house as Kris Jenner. 2. Bruce Jenner Looking Different View Photo Bruce Jenner looks a lot different than he used to. We’re not judging, but it’s a fact of life these days. 3. Bruce Jenner Transformed View Photo Bruce looks nothing like his old self these days. Many have suggested he’s a victim of bad plastic surgery. 4. Bruce Jenner: Sex Change to Come? View Photo The appearance of Bruce Jenner has raised many questions. Is there any chance he really wants to undergo a sex change? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Bruce Jenner Star Cover View Photo Bruce Jenner will be a woman soon, according to this tabloid anyway. The stuff they get away with printing these days. 6. Bruce Jenner with a Ponytail View Photo How long is Bruce Jenner’s hair these days? He can easily wear is in a ponytail. 7. Bruce Jenner Image View Photo No, this is not a photo of a woman. It’s a photo of Bruce Jenner. We understand that mistake. 8. Bruce Jenner Picture View Photo Bruce Jenner has come a long way since his days of Gold Medal winning. He looks sort of like a woman, don’t you think? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Bruce Jenner on the Street View Photo Bruce Jenner has undergone two procedures for skin cancer. But the reality star is expected to be okay. 10. Brody and Bruce Jenner View Photo Brody Jenner hugs his dad in this photo. The two are not very close, however. 11. Bruce Jenner on Extra View Photo Bruce Jenner smiles here on the set of Extra. A month away from becoming a grandfather, he says he has met Kanye West one time. 12. Bruce Jenner Scowls View Photo Bruce Jenner reportedly wants to leave Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Can you blame him? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Jenner, Bruce View Photo Bruce Jenner has reportedly had his Adam’s Apple removed. Hey, man, whatever makes you happy. 14. Bruce Jenner, Long Hair View Photo Bruce Jenner exits his car in this photograph. Rumors of a sex change continue to plague the reality star. 15. Bruce Jenner Goes Shopping View Photo Yes, this really is a photo of Bruce Jenner. We understand if you thought it was a woman. 16. Bruce Jenner In Touch Cover View Photo Bruce Jenner covers the new issue of In Touch magazine. His ex-wife Kris Jenner is reportedly furious with the way he’s portrayed by the tabloid. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Bruce Jenner With Longer Hair View Photo Bruce Jenner’s hair has certainly grown along with the rumors that he’s becoming a woman. The End. Up Next: ” 17 Photos of Bruce Jenner Looking Sort of Like a Woman .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… “I certainly would’ve hoped that more of the kids would’ve come,” he lamented. “The only one who showed up was Kendall. I guess things have changed.” Later, the girls decided to make it up to him. “It’s so good to have all my girls here,” said Bruce at lunch, which they took him out for and which he said “means an awful lot” to him, as do they. “I just want you all to know how much I’ve loved having you guys in my life. I’ve learned a lot from you. Hopefully I’ve taught you a lot. But it has been my honor.” We know the Bruce Jenner sex change situation is causing the family great stress, and is complicated to say the least, but there is still love there. “Even though my mom and Bruce are divorced now, he’s still our dad and we love him,” said Kim Kardashian. “We just have to get used to our new normal.” Speaking of Kim, she spent a great deal of time trying to make a baby with Kanye West and sharing way, way too many details about that process. The quote of the night? Kim to teenage half-sister Kendall Jenner , who asked why she was still lying down when other people just arrived: “The doctor said that when I have sex I have to lay down for, like, 10 to 20 minutes, so, I just had sex before you guys got here.” “He said it takes 10 minutes for a sperm to swim up there. I’m going to wait like five more minutes just for this to marinate inside of me.” The more you know. And wish you hadn’t. 23 Klassic Keeping Up with the Kardashians GIFs 1. Jiggle, Jiggle! Look at it go! Even Kim Kardashian’s sisters know where to focus their attention when it comes to the reality star. 2. A Suite Life Just call me Donald Trump. I only want the BEST! 3. Pretending to Be Angry Try not to smile next time, Kris Jenner. 4. $1,500 for a Crib! There are better examples of Scott Disick being a douchebag. But look how young he is! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Put It Away! Much better, Kris Jenner. This is how you do angry. 6. Get It? Because the show is called KEEPING UP with the Kardashians. 7. Classic Kanye Or, that crazy Yeezus. 8. Sex Sounds Great. Now we’ll never be able to watch Kris Jenner play tennis ever again. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Good Dog! Get her! Get her! Good girl! 10. I’m a Mess Yikes. This sums it up well. 11. Nothing About the Hair, Huh? Did you miss the cornrows, dude? 12. Ninja Kris! This is the same face she made when she yelled at that driver. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. And to Shower It with Love and Stuff, Too. We hope, at least. 14. Point, Kendall! Forget being a model. She has the brains to be a scientist or something. 15. Hands Off! Scott Disick is VERY particular about his make-up. 16. Chickening Out Wait, who thought buying some chickens was a good idea? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. TMI Alert! Okay, we admit: we laughed out loud at this. 18. Oh, Crap! So, so, so, so very much crap. Enjoy cleaning it up, Kris! 19. GET IT OFF! Kim is more afraid of spiders than she is of losing pop culture relevance. 20. Playing Chatroulette Yeah, sorry. But that does not count, Kim! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. This is Just Common Sense We mean, really. Come on, people! 22. Black Toilet Paper?!? Seriously, this freaks us out more than Kris Jenner’s tennis grunts. 23. Priorities, Priorities.. Glam over all else. Forever! The End. Up Next: ” 23 Klassic Keeping Up with the Kardashians GIFs .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
We’re very sorry, Bevi Shippers. But it really is all over between Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston . Because Bristol Palin is engaged!!! The daughter of Fox News contributor Sarah Palin announced the major life news on Instagram today, using her allegedly foul mouth to kiss fiance Dakota Meyer in an adorable picture of the newly-betrothed couple. “Truly the luckiest girl in the world, cannot wait to marry this man!!!!” Palin wrote as a caption to the image, quickly adding one later of her new engagement ring: Dakota Meyer is a U.S. Marine veteran who received the Medal of Honor in 2009. “I’m definitely the luckiest guy ever to be able to spend the rest of my life with @bsmp2,” the 26-year-old wrote himself on Instagram, adding simply: “#shesaidyes.” Bristol, of course, rose to national prominence when her mom was added to John McCain’s Presidential ticket in 2008. Only 18 at the time, Bristol was unmarried and pregnant with the baby of Johnston, to whom she was engaged before the couple split for good in 2010. They have a six-year old son named Tripp together. Bristol went on to compete on Dancing with the Stars and to anchor an A&E reality show that no one watched. This will be her first marriage. Bristol Palin Photos: Through the Years 1. Bristol Palin Before Plastic Surgery View Photo Well, before she reportedly had plastic surgery, anyway. You have to admit, she looks different than this now. Very different. 2. Bristol Palin After Plastic Surgery View Photo We don’t know for a fact that Bristol Palin had plastic surgery. But she looks a lot different in the face nowadays. Just saying. 3. Bristol Palin Pre-Plastic Surgery View Photo This is Bristol Palin. She used to look so fresh-faced and normal. 4. Bristol Palin Post-Plastic Surgery View Photo Bristol Palin looks a little different lately, don’t you think? We’re not saying she got plastic surgery, but … she looks like she did. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Bristol Palin Riding View Photo Bristol Palin riding a mechanical bull … Levi Johnston style. Sorry. But someone heckled her with just that line. 6. Bristol Palin Body View Photo Bristol Palin’s body has shrunk considerably over the years. Good for her. 7. You Da Palin! View Photo Bristol Palin gives a shout out to her Dancing With the Stars supporters. She had a heck of a run last season. 8. Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp Photo View Photo Bristol Palin in a promotional photo from her new reality show, Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp. Bristol Palin’s son’s name is … Tripp. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Bristol Photograph View Photo Sarah Palin has told the media to leave daughter Bristol alone. There’s just one problem with that request: Bristol Palin continues to show up on television and pose for tabloid covers. If she goes away, we promise not to follow her. 10. The Thrilla From Wasilla View Photo Bristol Palin is the Thrilla From Wasilla. We just made that up but it sounds good no? 11. Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin View Photo Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston cheer Sarah Palin as she accepts the Republican Vice Presidential nomination from John McCain at the 2008 Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minnesota. 12. Bristol Palin and Tripp Johnston View Photo Bristol Palin cradles baby son Tripp. It’s a cute photo. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. They Chose Life View Photo Bristol Palin and Sarah Palin chose to keep their babies. This is an interesting way of talking about that decision. 14. Bristol Palin, Teen Mom View Photo Bristol Palin will lament or flat-out embrace being a teen mom … whatever floats her boat at that instant or benefits her financially. God Bless America. 15. Bristol and Willow Palin View Photo Bristol and Willow Palin in Harper’s Bazaar. These two seem like really nice youngsters. 16. Bristol Palin and Her Baby View Photo Bristol Palin and baby Tripp cover People magazine in May 2009. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Caged Bristol View Photo From the looks of it here, Bristol Palin is about to become uncaged. We cannot wait for that moment. 18. Bristol Palin Shakes It View Photo Bristol Palin shakes it on Dancing With the Stars. Mark Ballas wholly approves. 19. Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas Photo View Photo Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas are tearing up Dancing With the Stars. Or are at least paired together. 20. Bristol and Mark: So Sexual View Photo Look at the sensuality of Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas on the floor. What heat. Pure heat. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Bristol at the Mint View Photo Bristol Palin heads to the Mint in L.A. The daughter of Sarah Palin is going all out. 22. Bristol P. Pic View Photo Bristol Palin is doing her thing on Dancing With the Stars. That thing is busting a move hard core. And going into bars underage. 23. A Bristol Palin Pic View Photo Bristol Palin is one of the best. She continues to make so much news for us for basically no reason! 24. Bristol Palin, Tripp Palin View Photo Bristol Palin and her son Tripp in a promotional photo from Life’s a Tripp, her new reality show. Yes, this is a real story. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Bristol Palin Book Signing View Photo Bristol Palin at her recent book signing. Who ever ghosted her book isn’t terrible. 26. BP Spills View Photo Bristol Palin back before she got her new jaw. She’s opening up about all sorts of things like coughing up her v-card. 27. Bristol Palin, Car View Photo Bristol Palin poses with her shirtless son and her car. Nice Twitpic. 28. Bristol Pic View Photo Bristol Palin on Dancing With the Stars with Mark Ballas. She had a good run, twice. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. The Pistol View Photo Bristol the Pistol is going all the way on DWTS. Just accept this now. 30. Bristol and Tripp View Photo Bristol Palin with her son, Tripp, on her new reality show Life’s a Tripp. He’s cute. Her? The verdict is still out. The End. Up Next: ” Bristol Palin Photos: Through the Years .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Khloe Kardashian has shared a krazy kute photograph on Instagram. The reality star – who will return to the small screen tonight when Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 kicks off on E! – posted a sweet snapshot of herself and niece Penelope on the social media site yesterday. “Kisses,” Kardashian simply wrote of the picture, which features giving a peck to Kourtney Kardashian’s two-year old daughter. A day earlier, Khloe posted another cuddly photo of the relatives watching TV in matching holiday pajamas. She included with it the caption “KoKo [loves] P.” Penelope is one of three kids Kourtney has with terrible baby daddy Scott Disick . Her siblings include five-year old Mason and two-month old Reign. Khloe, of course, does not have any children of her own. But she’s been open in the past about her desire to squeeze some out. For now, however, Kardashian is working on her baby abs more than she is on having any actual babies. And she’s looking pretty darn hot while doing so! 11 Kardashian Secrets: Booze, Body Odor, and Bruce’s Fetish 1. Scott and Kourtney Sleep in Separate Rooms View Photo Not surprising: Scott’s a slob. Surprising: He and Kourtney sleep as far away from each other as possible. “Scott was a complete and utter mess,†the maid claims. “He’d leave food everywhere and crumbs covered his bed, which was on the opposite side of the house from Kourtney.†2. Bruce Jenner Loves to Cross-Dress View Photo The maid describes finding women’s underwear under Bruce’s bed: “He’d hide it under his bed. I guess he didn’t want his family to know.†3. Kanye Stinks View Photo “One time, Kim asked me to wash Kanye’s white T-shirt,” says the maid. “It reeked of the worst body odor I have ever smelled. There were armpit stains that were soaking wet. It made me shiver.†4. Kim is Kind View Photo “Kim would sit and chat with [the housekeepers],” says the source. “And she was generous. One time she gifted someone on her staff a computer for Christmas. It was awesome and so kind. She was the only one out of the three to give anyone helping out any gifts.†Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. But She’s Also a Slob View Photo “Kim’s bedroom and bathroom are beyond filthy at all times no matter how often it was cleaned,†the maid claims. “The minute Kim entered everything was trashed – like a tornado had just gone through it.†​ 6. Scott Disick: Raging Alcoholic View Photo The Kardashian’s maid describes Scott as “constantly drunk.” She claims he would litter the house with empty booze bottles and she once found a white powdered substance in his bathroom. 7. Kourtney is Hell on Heels View Photo “Kourtney was by far the most rude and unappreciative person in the family,†says the housekeeper. “She was also extremely strict and a total neat freak.†8. And She’s Cheap View Photo “One time she called two different grocery stores to compare the price of a chicken breast. Who does that?” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Khloe is the Most Fun View Photo “She loves to play practical jokes, especially on Kim,†says the source. “She would hide her clothes and shoes and Kim would panic. Khloe would think it was the funniest thing.†10. And She Puts Kim in Her Place View Photo Khloe is apprently the only one willing to lay down the law with her more famous sis: “She couldn’t handle that Kim would just leave her clothes on the floor for someone to pick up. She thought her sister was a slob.” 11. Kris Likes to Get Sloshed View Photo The housekeeper describes Kris as “the life of the party.” “When she has a few too many drinks in her she’s been known to bump into walls but otherwise, she was so nice and always asked everyone on the staff about their home lives.” The End. Up Next: ” 11 Kardashian Secrets: Booze, Body Odor, and Bruce’s Fetish .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Khloe Kardashian has shared a krazy kute photograph on Instagram. The reality star – who will return to the small screen tonight when Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 kicks off on E! – posted a sweet snapshot of herself and niece Penelope on the social media site yesterday. “Kisses,” Kardashian simply wrote of the picture, which features giving a peck to Kourtney Kardashian’s two-year old daughter. A day earlier, Khloe posted another cuddly photo of the relatives watching TV in matching holiday pajamas. She included with it the caption “KoKo [loves] P.” Penelope is one of three kids Kourtney has with terrible baby daddy Scott Disick . Her siblings include five-year old Mason and two-month old Reign. Khloe, of course, does not have any children of her own. But she’s been open in the past about her desire to squeeze some out. For now, however, Kardashian is working on her baby abs more than she is on having any actual babies. And she’s looking pretty darn hot while doing so! 11 Kardashian Secrets: Booze, Body Odor, and Bruce’s Fetish 1. Scott and Kourtney Sleep in Separate Rooms View Photo Not surprising: Scott’s a slob. Surprising: He and Kourtney sleep as far away from each other as possible. “Scott was a complete and utter mess,†the maid claims. “He’d leave food everywhere and crumbs covered his bed, which was on the opposite side of the house from Kourtney.†2. Bruce Jenner Loves to Cross-Dress View Photo The maid describes finding women’s underwear under Bruce’s bed: “He’d hide it under his bed. I guess he didn’t want his family to know.†3. Kanye Stinks View Photo “One time, Kim asked me to wash Kanye’s white T-shirt,” says the maid. “It reeked of the worst body odor I have ever smelled. There were armpit stains that were soaking wet. It made me shiver.†4. Kim is Kind View Photo “Kim would sit and chat with [the housekeepers],” says the source. “And she was generous. One time she gifted someone on her staff a computer for Christmas. It was awesome and so kind. She was the only one out of the three to give anyone helping out any gifts.†Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. But She’s Also a Slob View Photo “Kim’s bedroom and bathroom are beyond filthy at all times no matter how often it was cleaned,†the maid claims. “The minute Kim entered everything was trashed – like a tornado had just gone through it.†​ 6. Scott Disick: Raging Alcoholic View Photo The Kardashian’s maid describes Scott as “constantly drunk.” She claims he would litter the house with empty booze bottles and she once found a white powdered substance in his bathroom. 7. Kourtney is Hell on Heels View Photo “Kourtney was by far the most rude and unappreciative person in the family,†says the housekeeper. “She was also extremely strict and a total neat freak.†8. And She’s Cheap View Photo “One time she called two different grocery stores to compare the price of a chicken breast. Who does that?” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Khloe is the Most Fun View Photo “She loves to play practical jokes, especially on Kim,†says the source. “She would hide her clothes and shoes and Kim would panic. Khloe would think it was the funniest thing.†10. And She Puts Kim in Her Place View Photo Khloe is apprently the only one willing to lay down the law with her more famous sis: “She couldn’t handle that Kim would just leave her clothes on the floor for someone to pick up. She thought her sister was a slob.” 11. Kris Likes to Get Sloshed View Photo The housekeeper describes Kris as “the life of the party.” “When she has a few too many drinks in her she’s been known to bump into walls but otherwise, she was so nice and always asked everyone on the staff about their home lives.” The End. Up Next: ” 11 Kardashian Secrets: Booze, Body Odor, and Bruce’s Fetish .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
On the season finale of WE tv’s Marriage Boot Camp, we learned if the couples would leave the mansion in any better shape than when they arrived. The results were mixed on Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 10, but for one couple, the show has played a key role in their happily ever after … Watch Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 10 Online If you watch Marriage Boot Camp online , you’ve seen crazy stuff like Reid Drescher hucking a fake leg in a faux fight with limb-tossing wife Aviva. You’ve seen bickering, cajoling, beefing, and brouhahas. Full-on exorcisms of past demons and “Shocktagon” sessions filled with legit electric shocks. You’ve watched Spencer Pratt lose his s–t so badly that he almost fought the show’s host. And Heidi Montag nearly come to blows with Natalie Nunn. It’s been that kind of season, yet throughout the first nine weeks, there have been glimmers of hope for duos who tried hard to get into the process. Picking up where last week dramatically left off, Marriage Boot Camp Season 2 Episode 10 began, the stakes were high, but one man rose to the occasion. Tyson Apostol from Survivor finally got over the hump and proposed to Rachel Foulger, admitting that he’d been “selfish” up until this point in time. “Rachel, for the last six and a half years I’ve focused way too much on what I want and my happiness,” said Apostol during the finale’s ring ceremony. “From here on out, I want to focus on our happiness together.” “We had to go through this Marriage Boot Camp just to get that one on-the-knee proposal,” says Foulger. “We did it. I’m walking away from this being engaged.” Apostol came on board because he had a hard time committing to Foulger, who had been pressuring him to get serious about the couple’s romance. Clearly he dragged his feet, but eventually got the message. All the other couples chose to remain together at the ceremony as well. Even Heidi and Spencer, who actually decided to start trying for a baby this fall. If that’s not a ringing endorsement for the power of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars, well, we don’t know what is, and it’s only going to get better. Judging by this sneak peek of Kendra Wilkinson wilding out on Hank Baskett and others next season, fans are in for a treat when the series returns … Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars Season 3 Trailer The Situation, Aubrey O’Day, Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd are also among those who will join K-Dubs and Hank in the house. Should be tight.
From the problem with black toilet paper to the sexual sounds Kris Jenner makes while playing tennis, Keeping Up with the Kardashians has left viewers with a number of indelible moments over the years. We recently hearkened back to a few of them in naming the 9 most memorable scenes from the show’s first 10 seasons. Now, with Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 1 just a day away, it’s time to once again relive the kinds of quotes, quips and situations that make this America’s best and worst reality show. 23 Klassic Keeping Up with the Kardashians GIFs 1. Jiggle, Jiggle! Look at it go! Even Kim Kardashian’s sisters know where to focus their attention when it comes to the reality star. 2. A Suite Life Just call me Donald Trump. I only want the BEST! 3. Pretending to Be Angry Try not to smile next time, Kris Jenner. 4. $1,500 for a Crib! There are better examples of Scott Disick being a douchebag. But look how young he is! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Put It Away! Much better, Kris Jenner. This is how you do angry. 6. Get It? Because the show is called KEEPING UP with the Kardashians. 7. Classic Kanye Or, that crazy Yeezus. 8. Sex Sounds Great. Now we’ll never be able to watch Kris Jenner play tennis ever again. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Good Dog! Get her! Get her! Good girl! 10. I’m a Mess Yikes. This sums it up well. 11. Nothing About the Hair, Huh? Did you miss the cornrows, dude? 12. Ninja Kris! This is the same face she made when she yelled at that driver. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. And to Shower It with Love and Stuff, Too. We hope, at least. 14. Point, Kendall! Forget being a model. She has the brains to be a scientist or something. 15. Hands Off! Scott Disick is VERY particular about his make-up. 16. Chickening Out Wait, who thought buying some chickens was a good idea? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. TMI Alert! Okay, we admit: we laughed out loud at this. 18. Oh, Crap! So, so, so, so very much crap. Enjoy cleaning it up, Kris! 19. GET IT OFF! Kim is more afraid of spiders than she is of losing pop culture relevance. 20. Playing Chatroulette Yeah, sorry. But that does not count, Kim! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. This is Just Common Sense We mean, really. Come on, people! 22. Black Toilet Paper?!? Seriously, this freaks us out more than Kris Jenner’s tennis grunts. 23. Priorities, Priorities.. Glam over all else. Forever! The End. Up Next: ” 23 Klassic Keeping Up with the Kardashians GIFs .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… What is Kim Kardashian most afraid of? What makes Kris Jenner really angry? And why did Kendall Jenner possibly go into the wrong profession? Watch Kim’s butt jiggle, see Scott Disick go crib shopping and find out why Kourtney Kardashian really wants to have a third child via the above gallery of amazing GIFs.
Jessica Simpson’s husband is just so hard to resist, she makes no apologies for the pair of “Fifty Shades of Johnson” photos she posted on Valentine’s Day. Asked about the sexy pics on the Today show Friday, she just responded, “Those kinda happen sometimes. I am not shy to be in love with my husband!” Oh yes. These racy Jessica Simpson pics just happen sometimes. Indeed, after five years together, Simpson can’t say enough good things about former NFL player Eric Johnson, 35, whom she married in July 2014. “Marriage is unbelievable,” Jessica told Today ‘s Savannah Guthrie. “I couldn’t be more in love. And he’s given me two of the best blessings I could imagine. Having a boy and a girl, I’m just blessed. They inspire me.” Mini-me Maxwell, 2, and Ace, 20 months, are a couple of cuties, even if her daughter is a handful who knows how to assert herself. Says the proud mom: “She’s feistier [than me]. I’m much more reserved, and she’s very opinionated, even though she’s 2. I mean, I’m opinionated, but I don’t yell it in your face!” No, but she will reenact Fifty Shades of Grey scenes with her man and post them to Instagram. Wonder what little Maxi will think of those snaps someday. At least they didn’t reenact the tampon scene . Small victories. 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics 1. Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke View Photo Jessica Simpson looks so fine in this pic from The Dukes of Hazzard. No wonder that awful movie made like $80 million. 2. Jessica Simpson Post-Babies Body View Photo Jessica Simpson looking sexy as hell in a black dress after having two kids. DAMN girl. 3. Hottest Jessica Simpson Photo View Photo This is a hot photo of Jessica Simpson. Side boob action, legs pointed up to the sky, textbook “f–k me” eyes … it will do the job, people. 4. Nice Rack View Photo Say what you will about Jessica Simpson’s lack of talent, brains or common sense… those boobs are pretty fine. Are you a parking ticket, girl? You got fine written all over you. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hot Young Jessica Simpson View Photo Jessica Simpson – the hotter, younger version. 6. Jessica Simpson Girl-on-Girl Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson posted this photo of herself and two friends kissing. And we did not complain. 7. Jessica Simpson’s Legs View Photo Those things are long, lean and sexy as all getout in this latest selfie. 8. Jessica Simpson: Thinner Than Ever! View Photo Jessica looked like a new woman at a recent charity event. The singer is a proponent of Weight Watchers. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Jessica Simpson, Body View Photo Jessica Simpson used to have a body that could stop traffic. Look at those cars. Are they even moving? 10. Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson flexes and shows off her guns in a new photo promoting her Weight Watchers campaign. 11. No Comment View Photo In this photo from a recent concert, Jessica Simpson strikes a pose Tony Romo is undoubtedly familiar with. 12. Jessica Simpson Looking Svelte View Photo Jessica Simpson is so svelte these days. In 2015 she is resembling the Jess of 2002! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. We Hate Eric Johnson View Photo Not really, but just a little bit. Not only does dude never have to work again, his wife looks like this. 14. Jessica Simpson Elle Cover View Photo Jessica Simpson’s latest magazine cover. Elle also has an alternate cover for the same issue that shows Jessica Simpson nude . 15. Jessica Simpson Tongue View Photo Jessica Simpson and her tongue pose with Eric Johnson. Gross. 16. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Jessica Simpson Breasts Photos View Photo A photo montage of Jessica Simpson’s breasts. You can thank us later. 18. Jessica Simpson Chest View Photo Jessica Simpson’s chest is HOLY MOLY those things are not small at all. 19. Jessica Simpson Nude View Photo Jessica Simpson nude on the cover of Elle. So sexy or so odd? 20. Jessica Simpson Bikini Shot View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini for GQ. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson, pregnant in a bikini. No makeup … no coverage on that breast. 22. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photograph View Photo Hottest Jessica Simpson bikini photograph ever. Look at that body. 23. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pic View Photo Hey girl, is that a pedometer in your cleavage? Jessica Simpson posted this awesome photo on Twitter June 23, 2012. 24. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Picture View Photo Jessica Simpson’s beautiful pregnant body on display in a bikini. Nice photo girl. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Jessica Simpson’s Boobs View Photo Ah, Jessica Simpson’s boobs. There they are, in a classic picture. Pretty nice pair. 26. Jessica Simpson Bikini View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini circa 2001. Man, life was good back then for Maxim. 27. Jessica Simpson: Side Boob Alert! View Photo Jessica Simpson and her giant boobs make their way to her car. You gotta cover those puppies up, Jess. 28. The Bra Works as a Top, Sure View Photo Jessica Simpson wears a bra as a top in this photo. We have no complaints about this Jessica Simpson pic, or the outfit choice that preceded it. Most people can’t get away with that, but when you’ve got the boobs, you best flaunt them. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever View Photo This is, without question, the best Jessica Simpson picture ever taken. It shows you all you need to know about the singer, and everything she’s got going for her. 30. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo View Photo To say the least. Cleavage would imply a glimpse of … you know. This is pretty much her topless. It’s one gust of wind away. GRAND is right, baby! OH YEAHHHHHHHHH 31. Hi Girls! View Photo Jessica Simpson gives fans an eyeful to say the least in this blue dress that probably isn’t all that warm. 32. Shaking That Thing View Photo Jessica Simpson is large, in charge and shakin’ that ass for all to see. You gotta love her new, full figure. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Jessica Simpson, Breasts View Photo Those things are not small. We’re just saying. Wow, Jessica Simpson has some big breasts. 34. Hot Jessica Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson looking as good as she ever has in the pages of Allure. Don’t you agree? 35. Jessica Simpson, Huge Cleavage View Photo Pregnancy appears to have made Jessica Simpson’s already insane cleavage even more formidable. 36. Jessica Simpson Cleavage, Legs View Photo Jessica Simpson has to know how good she looks, right? Because DAMN! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Jessica Simpson Bikini Pic View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. The End. Up Next: ” 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
