It’s July 4th. Fourth of July like Tom Cruise, Independence Day like Will Smith…so to fit in with the internet I Googled “Girls in American Flags”…and these are the top 37-ish I found, and by top, I mean first…because it would require work to actually find this shit, and work isn’t something I do…if I did, I would have a job. Happy Just 4th. Fourth of July. Independence Day. Go America. To #Freedom while being watched and supervised! At least one of you will get pregnant, at least one of you will eat a hot dog, at least one of you will see real girls in bikinis, at least one of you will will see fire works, at least one of you will will drink too much, at least one of you will will die from fireworks after drinking too much, and the rest of you…here are some patriotic girls…
You think these everyday folks on Twitter are suffering through an bevy of First World Problems ? HA! Just consider what Kim Kardashian and kompany must deal with on a near-constant basis. Imagine not having cell phone service while you dine. Picture a world with too many Rolexes. Try to think of how you’d feel if you dropped a diamond earring in the ocean while on a tropical vacation. These are pretty stark and depressing images, aren’t they? But they merely represent a sliver of what the Kardashians have gone through over the past few years. Get out your Kleenex, readers. Break out your violins. And flip through the following First World Problems encountered by Reality TV’s First Family over the years… 14 First World Problems from Which the Kardashians Suffer 1. No Cell Service! No cell phone service?!? How can Kris Jenner even go on with her life? Note : the Kardashians really need to watch THIS VIDEO .
Scott Disick may have spent the weekend partying in the Hamptons , but Kourtney Kardashian wasn’t exactly sitting at home by herself yesterday. The reality star just posted a photo to Instagram of herself and a few friends leaping into a pool, giving followers their first look at her third baby bump in the process. Second from the left, Kourtney has her arms raised and a big smile on her face while donning a bikini, one that clearly exposes a growing midsection. Take a close look and see for yourself: The group swim took place one day after Kourtney opened her home for Kidchella, a Coachella-themed first birthday party for niece, North West . Kardashian is yet to make a formal baby announcement. But multiple outlets confirmed the news last month and this Keeping Up with the Kardashians promo depicts Kourtney breaking the unexpected news to Scott. It’s unclear how well adjusted any child of Disick’s will be, but one thing is very much clear, based on the following photos: The baby will be very well fed. 35 Eye-Katching Piks of Kourtney Kardashian 1. Kourtney Kardashian: Cleavage Selfie! Kourtney Kardashian poses here for a nice cleavage selfie. We’re liking it!
On the summer premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians , Khloe Kardashian struggled to move on from Lamar Odom. Scott Disick also bought a very expensive car for Kourtney Kardashian , but she topped that surprise with one of her own… … or at least she will later this summer, as a preview depicted Kourtney telling Scott that she’s pregnant with baby number-three. EEK! Still, all these developments were topped by a sight that’s still burning our eyes: Kris Jenner stripping and pole-dancing alongside Kim Kardashian. Oh, yes, mother and daughter engaged in what Khloe referred to as a “MILF-Off,” with Kris trying to prove she’s still got it at her advanced age. Does she? Or does she need to be put out to sexual pasture? Kompare and kontrast these Kardashians now and decide: Who would you rather… watch strip? And the Winner is? Kris Jenner Click Here To Vote for Kris Kim Kardashian Click Here To Vote for Kim It’s a MILF-Off! Who would you rather see strip, Kris Jenner or Kim Kardashian? View Poll »
This weekend may have belonged to Kim Kardashian . But today was all about Scott Disick for many members of Reality TV’s First Family… because the man who knocked up Kourtney Kardashian on two occasions is now 31 years old! And Khloe Kardashian sent her best wishes to her “partner in crime” by posting the following photo of herself and Disick, using the pair’s mug shots in a celebratory manner. “Happy birthday to my partner in crime @letthelordbewithyou I love you LD!!” Khloe wrote, completely oblivious to how WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE such a gesture actually is. Kardashian was arrested in 2007 for DUI, while Disick was booked for this same crime in 2001 after crashing his car in Riverhead, New York. These are dangerous crimes. People could have been killed by Khloe and Scott’s illegal mistakes. They aren’t to be joked about and brought up in some kind of jovial manner. Referring to someone as a “partner in crime” isn’t funny when there are actual crimes at play. Seriously, Khloe. Come on. Shame on you. 12 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick That Make Us Wonder If They’re in Love 1. Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian Picture Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian look totally thrilled to be together in this photo, don’t they? Is the couple ever happy?
Khloe and her thick thighs flick it up with Rick Ross and Meel Mill in Cali… Khloe Kardashian, Kendall Jenner and Scott Disick attended a Ricky Rozay concert this afternoon at Revolt Live. Check out more pics after the flip.
Scott Disick is mourning yet another loss. Two months after losing his mother Bonnie, the reality star’s father has died. Jeffery Disick passed away Friday i…
Evander Holyfield, a former Heavyweight Champion who made a living knocking opponents around in the ring, pulled no punches this weekend in a controversial clip from UK Celebrity Big Brother. Speaking to housemate Luisa Zissman, Holyfield referred to the bible and said homosexuality is not a choice. He added that being gay is a “handicap” and the condition can be fixed by a doctor. In the following footage, the ex-athlete is taken aside and berated by producers for his “inappropriate” comments, which Holyfield acknowledges could be offensive. But he doesn’t offer an apology. Evander Holyfield: Gays Can Be Fixed! For the record: Holyfield has fathered 12 children by six women, has been divorced three times and was held in contempt of court in 2012 for failing to pay over 500K in fatherhood. He was also accused three years ago of beating his wife because she didn’t put God first .
Two months after losing his mother , Scott Disick is now dealing with another family tragedy: His father passed away this weekend. No cause of death has been released for Jeffrey Disick, but our thoughts go out to the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star. Disick never commented publicly on his mom’s passing, though sources confirm he and Kourtney Kardashian attended a small funeral for the parent to whom he was very close in early November. Jeffrey, meanwhile, was a real estate developer. He and his late wife raised Scott as an only child in Long Island. In 2012, Jeffrey was arrested for grand larceny. He eventually pleaded guilty to guilty to a misdemeanor charge of petty larceny, paid $6,500 in restitution and was sentenced to 140 hours of community service. We send our prayers to Scott and his loved ones.
Brandi Glanville is far from pleased with Perez Hilton after the celebrity gossip blogger told her to “shut the f–k up” regarding her thoughts on rehab. Brandi Glanville Drunk on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills After her “sloppy drunk” antics on Monday’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 7 , the reality star told her Twitter followers: “For those of u who don’t know me saying I need rehab, I’m NOT going & I don’t need it (yet) plus it doesn’t seem like it would be very fun :)” Perez crafted a story out of the star’s tweet titled, “Brandi Glanville Jokes About Rehab,” and revisiting Brandi’s racist comment the week before. Writes Hilton of Glanville: “Considering her sassy remarks have been getting her into trouble lately, she might want to shut the f–k up keep her thoughts on boring rehab to herself.” Brandi’s rebuttal? “I joke about [rehab] with people that don’t know me, saying I need rehab,” she explained, adding, “I have to joke, otherwise social media will eat u alive.” “And BTW @PerezHilton u made a name 4 urself by being mean and joking about serious issues people have that were not funny! #hypocrite.” Oh it’s ON now. She has a point. As a celebrity gossip blogger who made a fortune bullying, Perez isn’t in a position to talk or give advice … on pretty much anything. Then again, Brandi can’t expect that no one will call her out on her antics. She’s got no filter and people love her for that … but it comes at a price. You tell us … Team Brandi Team Perez View Poll »
