Out on bail, fresh out of jail, California dreaming; Sean “Diddy” Combs is bringing the once unstoppable Bad Boy team back together for this year’s BET Awards. The Bad Boy squad leader gave a brief preview of what’s to come this Sunday, June 28, when he reunites his hitmaking team on the center stage. Continue
Selena Gomez girl who is not my girl….but who is getting sluttier in her approach to sell shitty music…when she’s not sucking up to her counterparts like Taylor Swift, learning how to brain wash the public better…while not being quite as trashy as Miley… I didn’t watch the video, if I did, it would be on mute, I just saw it getting passed around the internet and I would hate to miss out on stupid news that is hardly news, but rather me promoting some unappreciative cunt, that even if I send 2 views to her shitty video she doesn’t deserve as she’s never done shit for me… This is a one sided relationship Selena…step it the fuck up… The post Selena Gomez Humping a Chair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess shemademe is a bikini line, or a lingerie line, out of Australia, the land of the hottest, most fun, drunk and party girls built for the beach…not that these models are Australian, but they are amazing, and the guys shooting them are doing a pretty good job making me want to both endorse this brand, and be their assistant, getting them coffee, just to be invited on set one day to watch this magic, assuming I would ever work for someone else, or that I would leave my couch, I mean this isn’t that good…but it’s better than most and that should count for something… I guess what I’m trying to say is that this brand makes me horny…and as an impotent man, that is both frustrating….and amazing…because I’m also a desensitized man who’s tried to masturbate to some of the darkest of porn, only to realize a few years ago that porn sucks, but fashion is everything, like this kind of fashion and its old school erotica vibe… Is this Playboy in the 70s? Or a brand…I don’t know… The post Hot Bikini Brand’s Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
What does the world need less of? Not carbon footprint, waste, global warming, use of oil….racism, confederate flags, tansfats and corn syrup leading to obesity….STDs… Not big business controlling our consumption, conspiracy theories, or the government controlling us by keeping us broke, sick and tired…we don’t need less feminsts, trans olympians…or Kardashians and tabloid fodder as a whole… The world is a horrible meaningless place filled with shit, shitty people, and a horrible infrastructure….but all that’s fine… As far as I’m concerned, what the world needs less of is Lady Gaga Spread eagled on social media…that is what the world needs less of, so I’ll just draw more attention to it… Here’s her tit getting pizza the other day..no one cares… The post Lady Gaga’s Piano Erotica of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rita Ora’s got huge tits….and she knows that when her career becomes less interesting and people stop talking about her….it is important for her to show off said tits, whether for social media, for photoshoots, or for the paparazzi, because it really is this easy to get into the media…people fucking love tits, panty flashes and nipple slips…and we’re all so bored and voyeuristic…that if she was out with handicapped kids getting ice cream like a decent person we wouldn’t care…but the second a full tit on the hooker hangs out of her shirt intentionally…we all stop what we are doing and say “those are some tits, nice shirt, who’s Rita ORa, oh right, the Rihanna impersonator, she’s got great tits, what’s her song she’s trying to get famous with, right, who cares, tits…”… She’s on a fame whore mission and I’m watching… Here’s her message to her fans that she calls her BOTS, because they would have to be BOTS to be into her shit… A video posted by Rita Ora (@ritaora) on Jun 24, 2015 at 8:55am PDT AND TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora’s Got a Tit of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner posted a bikini picture on instagram….because she gets performance bonuses at her job / house / from her mother who controls her finances because she’s 17, based on how many snapchat opens she gets and instagram likes she gets, you know like normal 17 year olds, who get the car for the night if they finish their chores or homework, only the hooker version….and the whole thing would be more depressing, if it wasn’t a weathered 17 year old with either plastic surgery or a lot of make-up in a bikini….right… The post Kylie Jenner in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kylie Jenner posted a bikini picture on instagram….because she gets performance bonuses at her job / house / from her mother who controls her finances because she’s 17, based on how many snapchat opens she gets and instagram likes she gets, you know like normal 17 year olds, who get the car for the night if they finish their chores or homework, only the hooker version….and the whole thing would be more depressing, if it wasn’t a weathered 17 year old with either plastic surgery or a lot of make-up in a bikini….right… The post Kylie Jenner in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
She’s found her marketing hook…her tits… For a few months, people wanted to know if she had implants because their lives are pathetic and some rich Disney slut’s implants are relevant to their existence, because their existence is that pathetic….I am talking to you… Then, she milked that rumor by showing off cleavage, which would have been exciting….if we were religious people, and cleavage was arrousing…you know if we weren’t part of the internet porn generation of throat fucking… And now, at least the last week, shes gone free the nippl on us and doesn’t wear a bra, something that is totally relevant now…it’s a political stance…that allows her to come across as a “with-it” young boss, when really she’s likea 50 year old thanks to being prostituted to the world and Disney at such a young age… Either way, people like nipples…and here’s her tribute to her pimp… The post Selena Gomez No Bra Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think we’ve established that everything is prostitution. We are all whores, even when we aren’t actual whores. Whether you are getting fucked up the ass in a gang bang at a frat party for a free t-shirt or social acceptance….or sucking off an old guy for an allowance…or working the street for your next hit…or going into a shitty 9-5 job where you are working for some rich asshole just exploiting you for some shitty salary you accept because you are in debt. Some of us are just better at whoring than others. Either they make more money at it, or they do it without really getting herpes or raped by anyone… Like Gisele, she’s just a whore for fashion brands that pay her stupid money to show up and take pics and pretend to like the products, while she’s much better than other Brazilian hookers you may have access to. She may be a whore for Tom Brady also, but based on the rumors…that kind of whoring involves making babies, in exchange for fucking him up the ass with a strap on….but I could be wrong… Here are some long legs…from last year’s campaign….that looks the same as this year’s campaign…maximizing Gisele… The post Gisele Ass for Shoe Company of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a bullshit campaign starring Selena Gomez and her fat face for Pantene shampoo…that makes me laugh… Not because she’s a whore for a brand and will do anything for a brand, but because she tries to convince us otherwise…in her three reasons why she loves being brand ambassador for Pantene… Her three reasons she was fed….are: 1- She’s used it her whole life? I am sure she’s never used another Shampoo. I’m sure Pantene was in her shower at all times…for her entire existence…and that she never used expensive shampoo her hair stylists who don’t touch Pantene and it’s chemical filled shit…..LIES. 2- Their message for women and what they represent is so what she embodies and that she wants her fan to know…..which is that strong women are beuatiful or something equally nonsnse and anyone who believes that this is an idiot…I mean even Selena, who is getting paid to be there and is a trained actor fumbles her words on this one… I mean Pantene is owned by evil corporation P & G, I am sure their bullshit “girls are strong” marketing message, coupled with throwing millions at Selena to do this, is less about celebrating strong women and more about increasing shraeholder value… Bullshit… 3- It’s fun?….It’s so fun? Playing with your hair is fun? Are you fucking joking…who wrote this shit… Ads would be far more interesting if she said: My three reasons for doing this are: 1- They offered me lots of money and I like money. 2- I don’t care about the brand or product, but I do like money and they offered me money. 3- Money is fun…. Money. TO SEE HER IN SOME OUTFIT AT AN EVENT HERE ARE SOME PICS /a> The post Selena Gomez Fat Face For Hair Company of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .