It is safe to say that this is the one thing that Gigi Hadid learned from her family when she was growing up…and that is to always look at yourself in the mirror, because you are richer and prettier and better than everyone else out there all thanks to coming from their egotistical, stage parent, throw the kid in the industry instead of into becoming a Tycoon of her own, since this is the instagram era of selfie…so selfie… I don’t think anything she represents or does is good, positive, representative of hard work or talent, and I don’t discriminate just because she’s a rich kid…I discriminate because she’s a rich kid who has got notoriety but hasn’t had a sex tape….and that’s representative of a world that has gone to shit… Here’s her ass.. The post Gigi Hadid’s Favorite Activity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a nice black and white picture of Sarah Hyland not looking like the creepy hormone deficient creature her stage parents created up on some Gary Coleman, never get old, kick…the big producers like that because they can keep a series alive for as long as it is needed…she’s also not looking like the kind of girl who would get a restraining order on a dude she made crazy enough to beat her…possibly because of her high maintenance celebrity attitude…or maybe becuase she’s out there taking seductive pics for her fans…and no dude wants the love of his life…who he is leveraging to make himself famous…doing any of that…so you gotta beat some sense into her… All this to say, I’ve said way too much about a picture of Sarah Hyland. The post Sarah Hyland in her Trailer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Sistine Stallone. She is Sylvestor Stallone’s daughter who he probably neglected as he was being famous, probably fucking all kind of models, not limited to Brigitte Nielsen, who is the original Bruce Jenner…chick with a dick, at least in broad shoulders… Her name is SISTINE STALLONE aand she’s luckily not the child of Brigitte Nielsen, thanks to Britgitte Nielsen having a penis..because Brigitte Nielsen is terrifying…but rather Jennifer Flavin, who is still married to Stallone… Well, like all girls on instagram and social media, especially celebrity and rich person kids, she wants to be a model like her momma… It’s like why bother using the unlimited resources the family has to do somehting good in the world, but rather go pose for photographers and brands who like leveraging the family name to sell product… It’s a trend that has probably always been a trend…based on Melanie Griffith..and I guess we shouldn’t expect anything less vapid from these people… She’s 16…and look out for her…she’s working on being the next Jenner and Hadid…#GOALS. Her instagram is not nearly slutty enough..I am sure she’ll work on that… Here’s her dad’s creepy instagrams: The post Sistine Stallone’s Instgram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Allie DeBerry…the sweeter the fruit… She’s a girl of the church, at least that is what I assume when she posts bible proverbs to her instagram bio…along with ass pictures.. Proverb 31:25 – She is clothed with strength and dignity; she can laugh at the days to come. Yes…I love the misguided bible thumping weirdos, who think their whoring is a work of god, and that fate will come her way…especially when they are coupled with ass pictures… She was on a Disney show, so we can assume that the Texan with stage parents, knows quite about whoring for the lord, as some of the most corrupt people are these weirdo evangelicals… I get where she’s going with this “higher purpose”….and I like it…even if it’s totally contradictory and insane…but I guess you can’t ask too much out of vapid sheltered half retards…just focus on the slutty… Her boyfriend is Tyler Beede from the SF Giants…who also posts bible verses on his shit… who are these people….his reads: 2 Corinthians 5:17 – Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, the new creation has come:[a] The old has gone, the new is here! I assume their sex is really distorted as he is railing her ass…while Jesus watches..unfortunately not this Jesus, cuz I’m down.. All this to say, this is more interesting than Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, unless her second pregnancy ends with complications that leave her dead…. The post Allie DeBerry Ass Picture for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on May 21, 2015 at 6:27am PDT Jessica Alba was a hardly talented, but hot, actress who never got naked but who people fucking loved, probably not because she’s a Mexican, since no one likes Mexicans…who trapped her boyfriend at the time, who had just dumped her, Cash Warren, by getting pregnant and forcing him to do the right thing and be a dad to the kids…which worked out nicely for him, because he linked her up with some tech geniuses who were able to build a brand off of her, and all she had to do was promote it… Sure, part of the marketing campaign was that she worked 86 hours a week and built it from the ground up, but I have people who know people, who know people, and apparently, she was definitely present at the office, but she never really handled anything, or made any decisions.. It was just a spokes modeling contract that worked in this dot com tech wild west where anyone can become a billionaire…with the right team and 20% equity in something… I am not saying she doesn’t deserve to be worth 200 million dollars, at least she took her celebrity and followed the american capitalist dream to make stupid fucking money…like she was Ashton Kutcher… I am just saying, who the fuck cares…the real discussions should be “where are her tits!!”…billioare or not..I want to see her tits…because I’m old..and remember when she actually mattered… I’m not impressed by any of this, it doesn’t matter to me..or really to any of you….great, you’re a fucking evil billion dollar corporation that manipulated idiots into her lie…now where are the tits? She was already rich and living the rich life…before this…not to mention, why isn’t the Brian Lee…the founder of LegalZoom and ShoeDazzle, who runs the fucking company….oh probably worth more than Alba’s 200 million take….why isn’t he on the cover? Oh right, because that would fuck up the marketing campaign that involves Alba being the face…now where are the tits? All this to say, this is more interesting than Kim Kardashian’s second pregnancy, unless her second pregnancy ends with complications that leave her dead…. The post Jessica Alba’s 200 Million Dollar Humping of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here we go again. .. Is Kylie Jenner Pregnant? Rumors started swirling earlier this week that Popeyes eating , Tyga loving , Kylie Jenner was pregnant with her first child. After OK! Magazine made her their cover story…. and an old FAKE tweet from Kendall Jenner’s account resurfaced… fans couldn’t believe that Tyga’s 17-year-old bae was ready to give King Cairo a sibling. Not so fast though, is she really knocked up??? Hit the flip.
So Cher is 70 years old…so I guess in some respects, we should thank Marc Jacobs and his creative directors for putting her in a dress, covering up whatever the fuck a 70 year old Cher’s body may look like….to allow us to focus on her pulled back, demon face…because it is creepier this way…like an old photograph of some evil looking woman in the 1800s who died in your family farm house if you lived in a Horror movie…and in a lot of ways I am sure you do, because I know I do… But the truth is, that 20 years ago, when she was 50, and did that video of her in a thong and sheer hosiery, her disgusting not quite as old as she is now, but still old as fuck body…was something I jerked off to…but in my defence, I didn’t have internet then and music videos were the only option…because I definitely didn’t find Cher hot, but like my entire sex life, I took what I could get… Either way, weird use of Cher… The post Cher for Marc Jacobs is Terrifying of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miley Cyrus took a few wig wearing selfies, in what is one of those standard selfie poses, chin relaxed and aimed upwards, mouth half opened, lips pouted…in what reminds me of sex, but only because of her half open eyes, because that’s just the kind of sex I’ve had…we call it “half dead”…but not dead enough to be considered a necrophiliac…but dead enough to be considered a rapist if you’re a feminist, and a “grey area” rapist…if you’re a normal person… That said, she’s in wigs, doing some tranny things, topless and in tank top, with some titties…all being weird with zit cream…and there’s a fetish in here…because I want to lick whatever this is…but in my defence I’m a Miley fan…I think whatever she is doing…is good. The post Miley Cyrus Selfie Pose of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lena Dunham Takes It All Off Again, This Time In Honor Of Memorial Day If you’ve ever watched HBO’s “Girls” you know it gets way realer… Lena Dunham (who used to be way more of a chubby lumpkins ) flossed her pasty bawwwwdy on Instagram for Memorial Day — in honor of our freedom apparently. Do you hate it or love it?
Kim Kardashian Shares Photos From Versailles Rehearsal Dinner And Wedding Kimmy Cakes continued her posting spree over the weekend, sharing never-before-seen photos from her over the top Versailles rehearsal dinner and wedding in Florence with her followers on Instagram. The matching Margiela is nice riiiight? But the carriage photos are definitely our favorite. If you had the funds, would you go all out for your rehearsal dinner like this? Hit the flip for more flicks from The West’s wedding weekend.
