Celebs are beating us to the punch by posting / releasing their own bikini pics…and by us I mean lazy pervert bloggers who don’t produce our own content but instead post pictures other people take of bitches with big fucking tits who I think should retire and have a family…but won’t because she’s finally made it to a place where people care about her big tits…it only took her a decade to do it…. Not that Kelly Brook is an actual celeb….but she is a big titty bitch who has had sex with celebs….who has been trying to be famous as long as she can rememember and is at her peak….even though she’s on a decline…
Don’t worry people….Dick Clark isn’t dead….They just want you to think he is…..He has just given up this body now that his clone body in the form of Ryan Seacrest can fully accept his soul….. I get that you’d be nervous cuz if you’re like me….Dick Clark was a leader, perpetually ringing in the New Year like clockwork…because I guess it was clockwork….The guy was an offensive host…. filled with boyish good looks…..even into his 80s….and he did it in a way that didn’t make us wish he was dead…like we do with his new host body…. His last body was 82..luckily he is eternal….unfortunately….Ryan Seacrest was into this idea cuz he loves “Dick”…..
This is a guitar cover I made of Justin Bieber’s new single Boyfriend in his new album believe. http://www.youtube.com/v/En4V1QYeqS8?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata See original here: Boyfriend by Justin Bieber Acoustic Guitar Cover
Ryan Seacrest, Lindsay Lohan are among other public figures who have been punk’d in public. By Kara Warner Kim Kardashian Photo: Tommaso Boddi/ WireImage Not surprisingly, there has been much ado over the flour-bombing of Kim Kardashian Thursday night at the West Hollywood launch of her new fragrance line, True Reflection. Kardashian is, after all, a generator of countless news headlines — sometimes one of the reality star’s generic comments on Twitter is enough to warrant a news item — and the fact that she was attacked with a flour bomb during a red-carpet appearance is certainly newsworthy. Kardashian is not the first celeb to fall victim to a flour bomb, however. The recent incident brings to mind several others that have involved a few of our favorite public figures taking some flour and other seemingly harmless household items to the face. Ryan Seacrest The most recent “bombing” incident involved funnyman Sacha Baron Cohen and Ryan Seacrest , Kardashian’s E! colleague. Cohen made headlines with his heavily publicized appearance at the Oscars in character as Admiral General Aladeen of his upcoming movie “The Dictator”; he then made waves around the world when he greeted Seacrest for an interview by tossing “ashes” (which turned out to be Bisquick) all over the host. Bob Dylan Although the beloved rock icon took home Album of the Year for his Time Out of Mind at the 40th Annual Grammy Awards in 1998, the moment that everybody remembers from that night came during Dylan’s performance of “Love Sick,” when a shirtless man named Michael Portnoy stormed the stage and began . The rocker definitely took notice of the stranger with the words “Soy Bomb” written across his chest, but he barely batted an eye before security came out to remove him. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan was the unfortunate victim of a “bombing” by animal-rights activists in 2008. She and then-girlfriend Samantha Ronson were outside a Paris nightclub when three activists used flour to express their distaste for Lohan’s fur stole. Lohan has a history with PETA, having been named to their Worst Dressed List in the past. Tom Cruise During one of his many red-carpet appearances in 2005 for “War of the Worlds,” Cruise was surprised by a jokester posing as a journalist who attempted to prank Cruise with a trick microphone that squirted water in the action star’s face. Cruise took the man to task for the incident. “Do you like thinking less of people, is that it?” Cruise asked, preventing the man from fleeing the scene by reaching across the metal barrier and holding his arm. “Don’t run away,” he said. “That’s incredibly rude. I’m here giving you an interview and you do that … it’s incredibly rude.” Various Politicians There are almost too many victims to name at this point, but more than a few politicians have been victims of glitter bombs , acts of protest by activists meant to bring awareness to gay rights. The list of victims includes Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Michele Bachmann. Glitter-bombers beware, though: The act carries possible jail time and a hefty fine for those who get caught.
Ryan Seacrest was spotted leaving Mezze Restaurant in a hurry to catch “1” hour of sleep! Ryan is known in Hollywood as one of Hollywood’s most busy entertainment moguls! Have a good night Ryan Seacrest! “Like” us on Facebook @ facebook.com
Since I’m traveling….here’s my post….Hateful shit, hateful shit, Ryan Seacrest uses her to pretend he’s not gay, hateful shit, she shoulda been a stripper, hateful shit….but I’d still fuck her and her attention seeking dancing with the stars bullshit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
A friend of mine just sent this video in of a late night Chinese restaurant in Montreal that I’ve eaten at a few times getting fucked up pretty much everyone in the spot throwing tables and shit…. The video says “Blacks Vs Chinese” but who gives a fuck, it’s pretty much New Year’s Eve riot style, and it is probably only funny, or crazy or disturbing to me because I live in Montreal and have been to this spot, and have feasted on their alley cat General Tao Chicken and other not so luxurious foods…that contribute to my obesity while drunk at least a dozen time memorable times…. I’m slow on this but posting it anyway…
I know what the internet doesn’t need….more pictures of Reese Witherspoon’s sloppy mom ass in leggings or “work out gear” that based on her sloppy ass…she clearly doesn’t use to workout…but pretends she does…unless she just has bad genes, bad diet, and fucked up hormonal issues thanks to birthing of her own Christian Army something else she pretends she’s into with weekly trips to church… cuz that’s what God would want of her…along with divorce, home wrecking pre marital sex….and the sleaze that comes with being a narcissit in Hollywood….crazy Jesus people and their bad asses…can’t get enough of them…and the way they look like they’ve shit themselves a big sloppy shit….it’s luxury.
Here’s Ryan Seacrest’s girlfriend, yes I laughed when I wrote that, cuz he’s clearly gay and the closest thing he’s had to a pussy has been Dick Clark’s wrinkled testicles that hang like a ill-fitting vagina, but his girlfriend nevertheless cuz that’s how they hve her marketed, even though it’s safe to assume his production company just owns her for money making purposes and this is the groundwork to get people to notice her…cuz remember – he is the brain behind the Kardashian show….and by brain I mean monster who needs to be taken out back and shot….and the funniest thing about this asshole Ryan Seacrest isn’t the young blonde bitch in a bikini he fucks….it is that I was on his radio show once and talking to him cuz I’m sneaky as shit. Here are the bikini pics. To See The Rest of the Pics Follow The Links
Lisa Vanderpump is the latest member of the Real Housewives franchise to try her voice at a singing career. And we use the term singing as loosely as Lindsay Lohan uses her vagina. The reality star appeared on Ryan Seacrest’s radio program this morning, rambled on for five minutes about her role on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and then launched into a version of “Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow” that makes Kim Zolciak’s Tardy for the Party sound like a Grammy nominee. We’ve posted the video below and it really only leaves one question: Should we blame Seacrest more for actually airing this nonsense, or for unleashing Kim Kardashian and kompany on E! viewers? Lisa Vanderpump – Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow