Trucker Ignores Signs – Tumbles Amateur Fire Breather – Gets Lit Mom and Dad on Drugs Officer Almost Hit Where’s Greta Now? Soccer Star Catches Beer and Drinks It after Goal The post Some Trash Does a No Bra Song and Dance and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Marisa Tomei is wearing some see through dress with a pair of panty looking things exposed for the world to look at her ass… Dressed like some kind of gymnast or figure skater only more of an old, weathered Hollywood slut….who’s tits we’ve been seeing in movies since the 90s, cuz she’s 90. I don’t know if I’ve ever done a Marisa Tomei post in the last 15 years of the site, because that’s how relevant her career went, but clearly the token hispanic needed for the hispanic parts in the 90s….is still willing to put some effort into getting noticed and since hispanics age well, and hollywood muppets themselves with face injections, her ass is still worth looking at…unfortunately not spread like it once was on the casting couches that got her famous…but maybe at this age spread asses lack the appeal they once had…and are better kept in thick underwear looking things… I guess the point of the story is that some things in life are constant…and thus comfortable…and thus possibly worth jerking off to because they are familiar.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE pics CLICK HERE The post Marisa Tomei Ass in a See Through Dress appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Jerritt Clark / Getty “Mask Off” Rapper & Social Media Star Locked In Bitter Court Battle Over Child Support Future has accused the Instagram star who said she gave birth to their daughter of lying about her income and trying to extort him in their child support case. The Atlanta rapper said although his alleged baby mama Eliza Reign pled poverty in her paternity and child support suit against him, she filed a financial affidavit that showed she had three bank accounts and was leasing a 2018 Range Rover. In addition, Reign posts pictures of herself flossing in luxury vehicles online and boasts about being a bail bondswoman and being a brand ambassador for a hair extension line, which contradicts her claims that she has no income, car or bank accounts , Future said in court papers obtained by BOSSIP. Future said Reign was straight up lying to the court in an “attempt to extort money” from him, the court papers state. He said that the fact that she allegedly lied at the outset of the case undermined the entire suit. He even recommended the judge to refer the case to the state attorney’s office for an investigation. Reign sued Future in August, alleging that he was the father of her baby girl, who was born in April. She said that Future has never met her daughter, but she wants the baby to have a relationship with him if he acts in the child’s best interest. Reign said Future is a high-income earner, so she asked for an increase from regular child support guidelines. She also wants him to reimburse her for her hospital bills from giving birth, her lawyer’s fees and for him to pay for the baby’s health insurance. We’ve reached out to the lawyers for both Future and Reign. Both sides are due back in court next month.
Source: Noam Galai / Getty Missy Elliott Releases “DripDemeanor” Music Video Missy Elliott is an icon and she knows it. The legendary musician and visual artist is back with a new music video for her single “DripDemeanor” featuring Sum1 and we are HERE for it. Press play down bottom to feast your eyes on Missy’s latest creation. Bow down, b!t¢#es!
Source: Noam Galai / Getty Missy Elliott Releases “DripDemeanor” Music Video Missy Elliott is an icon and she knows it. The legendary musician and visual artist is back with a new music video for her single “DripDemeanor” featuring Sum1 and we are HERE for it. Press play down bottom to feast your eyes on Missy’s latest creation. Bow down, b!t¢#es!
Bella Hadid has been dubbed The Most Beautiful Woman in the World . By editors at People Magazine because her PR team struck up a deal with the publication? No, but something far more reliable and concrete than that… … by science. On Tuesday, cosmetic surgeon Dr. Julian De Silva explained that the supermodel took this important crown based on modern facial mapping techniques, using the classic Greek “Golden Ratio of Beauty Phi.” Really. We’re not making this up. Dr De Silva — who runs London’s Centre For Advanced Facial Cosmetic and Plastic Surgery — said this conclusion was arrived at as follows: “Bella Hadid was the clear winner when all elements of the face were measured for physical perfection. “She had the highest overall reading for her chin which, with a score of 99.7%, is only 0.3% away from being the perfect shape. Bella also came second behind Scarlett Johansson for the positioning of her eyes.” Seriously, how often have you sat there and marveled at just how well-positioned Hadid’s eyes were? The doctor continued to break it all down: “Beyoncé ran her a close second, scoring the highest marks for the shape of her face (99.6%) and getting very high scores for her eyes, brow area and lips. “These brand new computer mapping techniques allow us to solve some of the mysteries of what it is that makes someone physically beautiful and the technology is useful when planning patients’ surgery.” As detailed above and laid out below, Beyonce finished second to Hadid, Amber Heard came in third, Ariana Grande came in fourth and Taylor Swift rounded out the top five. Here’s the thing, though: While science is typically a strong indicator of something’s validity (see change, climate), there’s something even stronger out there: The passion of the Beyhive, which simply can’t believe their heroine failed to finish atop this list. “There is no world where Bella hadid looks better than Beyoncé. None. Not even on Opposite Day,” wrote one Twitter follower, while another broke out the race card: i’m sorry? i just heard that beyoncé came SECOND to bella hadid for the most beautiful person in the world????? ugh racism. Kate Moss, Scarlet Johannson, Natalie Portman, Katy Perry and Cara Delevigne also made the top 10. As for this Golden Ratio thing? It was was used by artists such as Michelangelo and Leonardo da Vinci to mathematically calculate beauty for their works of art. According to the equation, the closer the ratios of a face or body are to the number 1.618 (Phi), the more beautiful the object. However, when applied to the human form as a criteria of beauty, many have criticized it for preferring certain features and promoting racist stereotypes. All that said, let’s settle this debate once and for all, shall we? Go ahead and vote below: WHO IS MORE BEAUTIFUL, BELLA OR BEYONCE? And the Winner is? Bella Hadid Click Here To Vote for Bella! Beyonce! Click Here To Vote for Beyonce! Bella Hadid has been named the Most Beautiful Woman alive. But is she hotter than Beyonce? VOTE! View Poll »
For some reason, men have come up with a number of unpleasant euphemisms for their wives over the years. Old ball and chain . Old battle-axe . Most don't say these things within earshot of their wives. But this week, a Wheel of Fortune contestant did that and more on television, announcing that he was trapped in a loveless marriage. Blair Davis owns a small trucking business in San Diego. While some Wheel of Fortune contestants may hope to get a boost to sales by appearing on TV, Blair drew attention for another reason. And no, it was not his incredibly distinctive beard. His comments about his wife, children, and grandchild raised eyebrows. Some viewers were shocked while others were rolling around on the floor in stitches. “I've been trapped in a loveless marriage for the past twelve years,” Blair states matter-of-factly. He continues, saying that he has been married “to an old battle-axe named Kim.” “She cursed my life with three stepchildren,” Blair accuses. “Named Star, RJ, and Ryan.” “And,” he concludes. “I have one rotten grandson.” At this, Blair nearly breaks character as he smiles. The audience laughs, some amused and in on the joke, the others nervously, though the smile helped give it away. Host Pat Sajak makes the best of it, yelling “Yayyy!” He then acknowledges: “I know you're being facetious.” Busted, Blair fully smiles and acknowledges that. “I love them like nobody's business,” he says. Some folks on Twitter took the man's jokes a little too seriously. “Most likely will be either sleep on the couch or in the guest bed,” predicted one tweet. Another wrote: “Game shows need more brutal honesty.” “Well all I can say is…'Pat handled that very well'…” another added, referring to the initial awkward tension. “So was he serious or what?” another tweet straight-up asked. “I think he meant sexless? He looks drier than hell,” accused one tweet. One of the Twitter denizens who saw that took the opportunity to strongly disagree. “Most truckers are hornier than rabbits in an eat patch and can usually deliver,” a reply reads. That same tweet continued: “My late one really could deliver the goods. Don't be deceived by the packaging.” Well that's more than we needed to know. Will any of us ever look at truckers the same way again? “This could be us,” one young man tweeted in response to the video, tagging a young woman. She saw the tweet and the source material, and replied with her own jab. She wrote to him: “Get to growin that beard then.” Be careful when you make jokes like that. Some guys will take it seriously and then get too into it. Imagine getting trapped with a beard like that because of an offhand joke. Others just enjoyed the bit for what it was. “He said what we always wanted someone to say. Fantastic,” applauded one. Another simply commented: “This was hilarious.” Of course, then a truther with a profile photo from James Cameron's Avatar of all things piped up. “He wasn't joking at first,” the tweet asserted. “It was just spun off as being such.” We have a sneaking suspicion that he was joking the whole entire time. What a cute moment.
In an interview with Dr. Phil McGraw that will air on Thursday night, Lindsie Chrisley confirms something obvious about her father: The guy is an enormous slimeball. Like, just really giant and huge and downright enormous. The wealthy real estate tycoon has risen to small screen fame over the years as the patriarch of a USA Network reality show titled “Chrisley Knows Best.” It chronicles the lives of Todd, his wife Julie and some of their kids — including daughter Lindsie, up until about two years ago. It was around this time that two things happened: Authorities started investigating Todd and Julie for tax evasion. Todd and his son, Chase, allegedly started trying to blackmail Lindsie to assist in this case by lying to said authorities. How did they do this? By telling Lindsie they would release a sex tape they had purchased of her unless she followed their orders and helped mislead investigators. Todd, of course, has not admitted to such a scheme. But former Bachelor star Robby Hayes has confessed to (accidentally) making a sex tape with Lindsie and no one who has been following this story doubts that the extortion attempt took place. And now Lindsie is opening up a new chapter in this story. In the aforementioned chat with Dr. Phil, Lindsie claims that Todd approached her at some point in the past and accused her of having an affair with someone at the Georgia Dept. of Revenue’s Office named Joshua Waites. Lindsie denied this accusation. But Todd and Julie have actually filed a lawsuit that alleges Waites at least tried to cozy up Lindsie in order to influence his department’s investigation. They provided text messages between Waites and Lindsie, such as the one below, as evidence: For the record, Todd and Julie were indicted for federal tax evasion in August. They were just cleared last week on a state leval , but the couple is still facing charges — and many years in prison — on a federal level. Back to Lindsie, though: She also tells Dr. Phil that, after she scoffed at her dad’s assertion of her affair with Waites, Todd strongly implied that he would release her sex tape AND nude photos of his own daughter to the press… … unless she helped him fight back against these financial fraud charges. Lindsie denies ever meeting Waites in person, but admits she did communicate with him, merely to protect her son. As for the whole sex tape thing? Todd might as well have confessed to it with this statement two months ago: “It’s heartbreaking and shameful that these kinds of accusations have to be aired in public. We have tried to keep Lindsie’s extramarital relationships with [Bachelor Nation stars] Robby Hayes and Josh Murray private for her sake since August of 2016. “Sadly, for reasons we can only guess at, she ran to the sheriff’s office to accuse her brother of buying a sex tape of her and Robby, which was a complete lie, and now she’s telling more lies about me.” Yup, Chrisley just outed his daughter for her supposedly unethical sex life. He then had the gall to end a subsequent Instagram post as follows: God is good , we drop our hands and surrender to God and will let God do the rest , you can’t claim FAITH and still express FEAR. Todd Chrisley is the absolute worst.