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Television viewers have quite the conundrum on Sunday night. On one hand, they could watch a scary, scripted show about characters that go to extreme lengths to get what they want – on the other, they could watch True Blood ! Indeed, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian return to take over Miami on their nauseating E! reality show, while HBO premieres season three of the most violent, suspenseful, sex-filled drama on TV. Which will you tune in for? Perhaps this Tale of the Tape comparison can help you decide… 1. MAIN VILLAIN… True Blood: Eric Northman. Kourtney and Khloe: Scott Disick. Edge: True Blood . 2. CHARACTER WE FEEL MOST SORRY FOR… True Blood: Tara. Kourtney and Khloe: Mason Dash. Edge: Kourtney and Khloe. 3. RECURRING BEAUTY… True Blood: The Queen of Louisiana. Kourtney and Khloe: Kim Kardashian . Edge: Kourtney and Khloe. 4. BEST BODY BELONGS TO… True Blood: Ryan Kwanten . Kourtney and Khloe: Kourtney. Edge: True Blood. 5. MOST SCRIPTED FIGHT… True Blood: Vampires vs. werewolves. Kourtney and Khloe: THIS . Edge: Kourtney and Khloe. THE VERDICT : With a last-minute victory in the category of most scripted, outlandish scenario, Kourtney and Khloe pull the upset! They win this Tale of the Tape by a final score of 3-2. But True Blood characters can take comfort in this fact: many of them may wanna rip open our flesh, but we’d still prefer to hang out with them any day of the week. Which season premiere will you watch?

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Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian vs. True Blood: Tale of the Season Premiere Tape!