Here’s Selena Gomez looking nice and chesty on her way into the airport in LA, and I don’t know where she’s headed, but all I know is, whoever got the seat next to her lucked into a serious upgrade. Anyway, enjoy the pictures, while I get ready for take-off too. I’m talking about my pants, just to be clear. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
I don’t like Zoe Kravitz… But she showed her fans her nipples…because I guess she’s performing music now… I guess it only makes sense that she’d leverage her dad’s success when he’s not flashing the world his penis, allowing her to record what I assume is life changing sounds, because she is tired of just being an instagram model, and feels like the world deserves to be blessed with her gift…or some shit.. I don’t dislike Zoe Kravitz because she’s used her family to get ahead, that shit never phases me, I mean why wouldn’t she… I just don’t like what seems like a pretty garbage personality…but she’s shpwing her nipples on stage…for you to see and for people to talk about…because nipples aren’t sexual, even though ever dude likes sucking them while fucking and every girls likes them being sucked while getting fucked…but they are for feeding babies…for 1.5 years of a 85 year life…so stop jerking off to them…pervert..and keep showing them off girls…I need to see ever nipple ever made… To See More Zoe Kravitz Performing CLICK HERE The post Zoe Kravitz Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There was a period of time where I got excited by girls on bikes…not necessarily in bikinis on bikes..just on bikes in general…because I knew their vaginas were rubbing against the seat really hard…and on hot summer days…vile and sexy…dripping with seat and broken dreams… But when I see Kourtney Kardashian doing it, it doesn’t make me want to sniff the seat when she’s in the store buying a drink…like I do with some girls…if anything it’s repulsive…after all the babies and Kardashian pollution that comes with being a Kardashian…but for some reason…I’m still looking.. IF YOU”RE INTO BIKE SEATS -> ENTER OUR STATE BICYCLE COMPANY -> WIN A FREE BIKE CONTEST CLICK HERE The post Kourtney Kardashian Grinds her Mom Vag Against a Bike Seat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know why people are always so surprised when Lady GaGa shows up places looking like a total nutjob. Dressing like a down-and-out porn star has been her act for a while now. But still, here she is at the 46th annual Songwriters Hall of Fame Induction and Awards Gala in New York looking like she wandered in from 42nd Street in the ’80s. Anyway, I’m too lazy to look up what award GaGa received, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t Best-Dressed. I just hope they steam cleaned her seat after. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Magazine Prints Issue In HIV Positive Blood Well, this is one way to get extra attention for HIV/AIDS . Via ChicagoTribune : To make a big point, a small Austrian men’s magazine printed an entire edition using ink laced with HIV-positive blood. The idea, said Julian Wiehl, co-publisher of The Vangardist — a “progressive” magazine aimed at young, urban men — was to make a statement about the stigma still associated with the virus that no one could ignore. I think you’ll agree they succeeded, wildly. “If you see the magazine . . . the first question that comes to your mind is, ‘Would I touch it? Would I take it in my hands?’” Wiehl said in an interview. “And the second question is, ‘Why would I touch it?’ or ‘Why wouldn’t I touch it?’” From a health and safety perspective, picking up the magazine is not a problem. As we’ve known for many years, the human immunodeficiency virus quickly dies outside the body and can only be transmitted by direct contact with body fluids, mainly blood and semen. To be doubly sure, and to kill any other pathogens, Vangardist autoclaved the HIV-positive blood obtained from three donors before mixing it with the red ink used to print the magazine. The ink used in all 3,000 copies of the printed edition is 1 part blood to 28 parts ink, Wiehl said. There also is some blue ink to highlight its “Heroes of HIV” theme. The magazine comes in a sealed wrapper, forcing the reader to “break the seal to break the stigma,” Wiehl said. To avoid violating laws that govern transport of blood or blood products across borders, the edition can be ordered only online. Definitely a bold way to call attention to the stigma. Would you pick one up and read it? Chicago Tribune
Shaq Has An Epic Fall On Live TV While giving his two cents on Game 2 of the Rocketts-Clippers playoff showdown, Shaq had a just a little difficulty making it out of his seat. We think we saw the whole set quake when Shaq hit the floor. But at least he stayed in good spirits about it: As did his cohosts: We can probably all agree that the real victim here was all the set equipment that Shaq took down with him during that tumble. YouTube / TNT
If we know anything about Reese Witherspoon, is that the woman enjoys knocking back a drink or twelve. We’ve all seen the video of Reese getting arrested while drunkenly screaming at a cop. And then there’s the video of drunk Reese offering sex advice to Cara Delevingne, which is a sequel that’s superior to the original in many ways. Kinda like The Godfather II of drunk Reese Witherspoon footage. Reese Witherspoon Drunk But it’s been months since we’ve heard about Reese getting bombed in public, and she’s currently going full-tilt, campaigning for an Oscar nomination for her role in Wild. So you may think she’s been keeping her pointy chin nose clean. You would be wrong: Star magazine reports that Reese recently showed up to a late-morning charity event and proceeded to get thoroughly sh-tfaced in front of some pearl-clutching ladies who lunch: “When Reese arrived, she seemed uneasy and apprehensive,” says one witness. “As Reese kept drinking, she started to feel more comfortable and got a lot chattier. She was bouncing around in her seat and entertaining the table.” Sources say Reese knocked back three glasses of wine before noon, which may not sound like much, but it’s important to bear in mind that Reese weighs 11 pounds. Sadly, at this time, there’s no video of Reese elfishly bouncing in her seat and sloshing pinot grigio all over her horrified table-mates. 17 Things Girls Say and Do When They’re Drunk 1. That’s My Jam! When you’re drunk in the club (or on the way to the club), EVERY SONG is your jam.
Summer is coming…or in a lot of places it is already here…and nothing says summer like bikes, but more importantly, like babes on bikes…and nothing says bikes like State Bicycle Company . I don’t always get turned on by nice padded seats, or handlebars, or an amazing designed bike, I’m lazy and the last time I was on a bike was in the 90s, but that doesn’t mean I don’t watch girls on bikes every time they ride by me…. It’s one of my many fetishes… Their hair in the wind, panties or bikini bottoms all rubbing up against the seat, and the nicer the bike they are on, the cooler I assume the girl is…You know, like she just takes it seriously and is into the Bicycle lifestyle, making her all around cool as fuck…appreciating her freedom, without needing a baller in a Bentley to cart her gold digging ass around…the right kind of low maintenance that can still involve babes you want to go on magical adventures with, and by magical adventures I mean steal the seat when she’s left her bike unattended, because otherwise she’d find you weird…. Here are a bunch of pictures I’ve pulled up of girls on State Bicycles…to ring in the summer this weekend… Enjoy…Alysha Nett…but remember it’s all about the bikes… See more at STATE BICYCLE COMPANY They are the best quality of the bike for $429 + Free Shipping. All of models are limited edition and they are offering a discount for DrunkenStepfather.com Readers Use code: stepfather14 expires 6/1/2014 CLICK HERE See more at STATE BICYCLE COMPANY They are the best quality of the bike for $429 + Free Shipping. All of models are limited edition and they are offering a discount for DrunkenStepfather.com Readers Use code: stepfather14 expires 6/1/2014 CLICK HERE
Was Brandon T. Jackson subjected to racist treatment or was the US Airways flight attendant just doing her job? According to TMZ reports : “Tropic Thunder” star Brandon T. Jackson claims he was escorted off an airplane and questioned by police after flipping out on a flight attendant who called him the n-word. Jackson — who also plays Grover in the “Percy Jackson” movies — says he was on a US Airways flight when a flight attendant named Dee approached him and asked him to sit down. The two argued — and Jackson claims the flight attendant said, “I don”t care if you’re Obama’s son — get in your seat!!” Jackson says the flight attendant also called him the n-word. Jackson says he was later escorted off the plane — and questioned by police in Phoenix. Eventually, he was released and tweeted, “This was the most racist thing that ever happen to me even the white people on the plane was like that racist.” 10:14 AM PT — A rep for the Phoenix Police Dept. tells TMZ … cops received a call from the airline around 7:30 PM reporting a disruptive and belligerent passenger who had been cut off from alcohol. We’re told … when police arrived, officers spoke with Brandon and determined no crime had been committed. Brandon, who was supposed to catch a connecting flight to Burbank, was escorted out of the terminal and not allowed to fly on US Airways that night. Cops say Brandon was cooperative with police. SMH. Damn shame, even Hollywood stars aren’t safe from racism. Meanwhile US Airways is denying Jackson’s claims and trying to paint him as a drunk : “Tropic Thunder” star Brandon T. Jackson was an obnoxious, drunken a-hole during a flight Monday … and that’s why he was booted from his plane, so says US Airways. A rep for the airline tells TMZ … crew members adamantly deny using the N-word during an inflight altercation with the actor, despite the actor’s allegations. As we previously reported, Brandon went on a Twitter rant last night — claiming a flight attendant hurled racially-charged epithets at him for no reason … but now, the airline is calling BS. The rep explains, “The disruptive behavior started with loud music being played by Mr. Jackson at his seat. He was asked several times to turn down the music. Additional erratic behavior was observed and that is when the crew made the decision to stop serving [alcohol to Brandon].” US Airways says it stands behind the crew — claiming they handled the situation appropriately. When Jackson’s flight landed in Phoenix (where he was supposed to catch a connecting flight to Burbank) he was escorted off the plane and interviewed by Phoenix PD. Cops determined no crime was committed and he was allowed to leave — but US Airways banned him from getting on the plane to BUR. So far, no word back from Brandon T. Jackson. SMH. We have flown a lot of airlines in our time and have to say that US Airways is not among our faves. We’re definitely more inclined to believe Jackson than them… But what do you believe? Hit the flip to see his tweets.
I’m not a big Eva Longoria fan, but I read that she is newly single so it’s no surprise that she’s looking for a new boy toy by flaunting her little body while on a bike ride. I’m sold, and where to do I sign up? I’d like to grab onto those handlebars, go for a quick spin and then pound her seat!
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