The Entourage movie is now nude in theaters, HBO’s cop drama The Wire lands on blu-ray with plenty of hard hitting skin, and Kelli Garner goes butt out for the biopic The Secret Life of Marilyn Monroe .
Josephine Skriver is the test tube baby with a gay father and lesbian mother who was created in a lab thanks to her dad being a Biologist…which in case you didn’t know is probably one of the key players needed in cloning…meaning, there is no real proof as to whether or not she’s actually 100 percent human, or if she’s got other DNA up in her, or if her parents are actually her parents…or if the whole project is funded by Victoria’s Secret, seeing as they are a billion dollar company and investing in a lab that creates babes would be cost effective….I guess we will never know… But what we do know, at least based on these Victoria’s Secret catalog pics, is that they’ve stepped up their game. After years of the same dull thing, they’ve gone a little modern and edgier, and whether they are breeding babes in farms across America or not, they are at least using them better than they have historically, and for that they should be celebrated…by masturbating to Josephine Skriver…because she’s amazing…on all kinds of scientific levels… The post Victoria’s Secret Goes Racy with Josephine Skriver of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rihanna went on a fashion adventure around the palace of Versaille in her Secret Garden campaign for Dior! The couturier gave fashionistas a peek at the Steven Klein directed short last week, but they hauled out the full-length video today. The piece opens with Rihanna riding up to the castle and stomping around its abandoned […]
Alessandra Ambrosio’s got some tits…or maybe it is Victoria’s Secret bras… Which I guess would make sense because she’s a lingerie model….for Victoria’s Secret… I don’t remember her tits being this big…but I don’t really remember tit sizes of girls I don’t actually know, or more importantly get to breast feed off of when I am trying to recreate my fucked up childhood…because it is the only thing I like doing…..which doesn’t say much about me…and that is that I hate paying for groceries…but prefer feeding off the land… All this to say maybe she’s born with these, maybe they are inserts, maybe they are implants, maybe she’s just on the pill…and whatever it is, they are magical… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio in Rio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alessandra Ambrosio’s got some tits…or maybe it is Victoria’s Secret bras… Which I guess would make sense because she’s a lingerie model….for Victoria’s Secret… I don’t remember her tits being this big…but I don’t really remember tit sizes of girls I don’t actually know, or more importantly get to breast feed off of when I am trying to recreate my fucked up childhood…because it is the only thing I like doing…..which doesn’t say much about me…and that is that I hate paying for groceries…but prefer feeding off the land… All this to say maybe she’s born with these, maybe they are inserts, maybe they are implants, maybe she’s just on the pill…and whatever it is, they are magical… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio in Rio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Laís Ribeiro is one of the new Victoria’s Secret models they’ve abducted from some Brazilian village…who they have living in some model house where they show her pictures of her family and threaten to kill them off if she doesn’t smile for the camera like a dancing monkey who owes her career to them… She’s 24…she’s the new Adriana Lima…she may not actually be human, as Victoria’s Secret does have enough money to create life-like AI, but we’ll just assume she’s real…since you’ve had sex with enough inanimate objects in your life, including girls you’ve jacked up with roofies, so I’ll let you have this one… The post Laís Ribeiro for Elle Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kate Hudson was getting off a helicopter and was seen grabbing at her vagina for what could be a number of reasons… The first…that she considers her vagina her holy grail and she doesn’t want anything bad happening to it, which can’t be true because she’s’ done all kinds of bad things to it from babies to all the actors she’s had inside her…which leads to the second reason she’s grabbing at her vagina…maybe it is damaged and beat up and scabbed and she fears the wind will blow part of that is hanging from a string of flesh away..ruining her forever….or maybe…she just doesn’t want anyone seeing what could either be heaven because it lures men in…or a nightmare because it has lured men in….right… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson Grabbing Her Crotch of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret contract girl, probably the new Candice, since Candice is old and boring, despite still being hot…you know young blood from the Victoria’s Secret lab and I guess in her rise to the top, because Victoria’s secret is the top for these girls…she’s done a few nude shoot…like this one…that I’ve probably already posted…for Sam Crawford…full of tits… I am only posting it because as a guy who did jerk off to the Victoria’s Secret catalog in the late 80s, I would have liked to have had access to the girls naked then, but internet didn’t exist, because naked…is often better then lingerie…after you’ve gone as far as you can go with lingerie pics… So think of this as me helping you…even though I know you probably jerk off to throat fucking porn… The post Elsa Hosk Naked for Sam Crawford of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The highlight of Miranda Kerr is that Victoria’s Secret fired her for fucking Justin Beiber…at least that’s what I heard from someone who worked with her management a few years ago, because even they found it fucking hysterical…I mean what a stupid reason to get fired from pretty fucking easy marketing and money for yourself…one night with a twink..what the fuck…what an idiot.. That said, she’s faded into obscurity, despite having new tits…and being the spokesperson for Victoria’s Secret’s low level competition and icecream…and here she is showing her tits…but more interestingly…showing a slit in her dress…high enough for us to see where Bieber marked his territory before destroying her career with his dick… She’s still hot…but I like stutty moms…so I’m biased… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Miranda Kerr has Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The highlight of Miranda Kerr is that Victoria’s Secret fired her for fucking Justin Beiber…at least that’s what I heard from someone who worked with her management a few years ago, because even they found it fucking hysterical…I mean what a stupid reason to get fired from pretty fucking easy marketing and money for yourself…one night with a twink..what the fuck…what an idiot.. That said, she’s faded into obscurity, despite having new tits…and being the spokesperson for Victoria’s Secret’s low level competition and icecream…and here she is showing her tits…but more interestingly…showing a slit in her dress…high enough for us to see where Bieber marked his territory before destroying her career with his dick… She’s still hot…but I like stutty moms…so I’m biased… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Miranda Kerr has Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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