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Amber Rose Rockin’ a Subtle Bikini of the Day

This is what I call Ho Rolls…because this is how a ho rolls…you see I’m not so quick to call a girl I hooker, I just think that hooking is an engrained and innate female ability to use her sexuality to get things, whether those things are cash money, jobs, or even a loving husband with a good stable job…it all stems from their use of their vagina, and last I checked the dictionary, it was prostitution, but it’s really just being a girl… That said, so girls are more ho than other hoes, and this ho Divorcee getting back on the wagon of the exploitative Ho train, meaning now that she’s done with the one rapper she got knocked up with, she needs to get some attention to get a new one, because she’s used to the life…and without the buzz around her no one will care…and the best way to do that is with a subtle bikini in the least subtle way…and I’m all for that behavior..babies or not…it’s good…

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Julia Pereira is the Babe of the Day

If you know anything about models and modelling you will know one very simple thing…and that is that Brazilian women are amazing… Sure some of the over celebrated, over paid, undeserving Victoria’s Secret girls who all came up in the early 2000s, like Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart and a bunch of others were pretty good…and sure I’ve called Gisele an Tranny that Tom Brady fucks like she was a football team initiation in the post winning game shower because it helps him get his team into the Superbowl without being ousted for being a homo and there is nothing New Englanders hate more the a Feg… But they are still amazing, and the newest Brazilian model that you probably have never heard of, but should is Julia Pereira …and I would argue based on these pics alone…is better than all those overhyped Victoria’s Secret model..because Victoria’s Secret is shit, and Julia Pereira is the fucking future…

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Erin Heatherton Tits for Some Event of the Day

Erin Heatherton is a very very very important Victoria’s Secret model, who is just like every single other Victoria’s Secret model, at least in reference to being willing to get naked for money, but never actually naked for money, because Victoria’s Secret is boring, but as a signing bonus, they did make her Leonardo’s girl for a 6 months, which I guess is the allocated contractual amount of time he allows per girl…before moving onto the next Victoria’s Secret model, leaving their dressing room a place that would feel more like a white trash, immigrant hookeer, stripper lockerroom after one girl keeps stealing the other girl’s lap dances and bitch needs to be taught a lesson, but instead, it is a more refined level of catty behavior, because none of them actually have sex with Leo…he’s gay. That said, here is her underwear model cleavage doing nonsense that doesn’t matter…looking like some Russian bride, on her Russian Bride profile, after landing a Green Card…all covered in celebratory balloons, which to a communist is a big deal….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Owen Wilson Explains What It’s Like To Get Peed On By A Monkey

“Night at the Museum: Secret Of The Tomb” star Owen Wilson explains what its like to get peed on by a monkey.

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Martha Hunt’s Bikini Picture Are Tasty

Because there’s no better way to start the week than with pictures of a hot Victoria’s Secret model in a bikini (well, not that I can print on this site, anyway), here’s underrated hottie Martha Hunt at the beach in Miami. Now, I know that Martha might not be your first choice when it comes to Victoria’s Secret models, but I’m pretty sure you perverts aren’t her first choice when it comes to who’s drooling over her bikini pictures and/or proposing to her via Twitter. So I’d call that a wash and just enjoy. » view all 21 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Ana Beatriz Barros in Horrible Bikini Pics of the Day

Ana Beatriz Barros is a Victoria’s Secret model, one of those Brazilian, might be a tranny, because that’s what the casting director at Victoria’s Secret was into in the late 90s…you can never really tell with trannies these days, at least 5 trannies have right swiped me on tinder, I am not into dabbling with that…but a lot of dudes are, 6 out of 10 of the top selling porns are tranny porns and there has to be a reason for that, a reason I don’t understand, because I would take a titless girl with a vagina over a big titty dude with a dick but maybe I am the weird one…statistically…I am.. All this to say, these are the worst catalog lingerie pics I’ve ever seen…ever…

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This Photo Of Ariana Grande Dodging A Victoria’s Secret Model Is Priceless

Ariana Grande was totally cool with being bashed in the face with a Victoria’s Secret model’s wings. #goals

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Taylor Swift’s Aspiring Model Legs of the Day

Taylor Swift may be the fucking worst, at least based on knowing the lyrics to her song without actively listening to her songs alone…but she’s also this girl who is so well marketed, that she can do no wrong, even when she has 12 boyfriends a month, we can assume she has sex with, before going lesbians and collecting Victoria’s Secret models by letting them move in with her, who comply because gold digging doesn’t just work on rich old men…just ask Ellen… That said, in the past year of being “friends” with a Victoria’s Secret model, I guess she’s realized she’s achieved so much based on her bank account alone, that another hit album is fine, but easy, she just pulled it off again a week ago, but the one thing she hasn’t even been is an official model…she’s tall enough, has the legs…in fact has amazing legs that redeem all the weird awkwardness about her…but like every girl…what she really wants is to just be a Victoria’s Secret model, which is probably why she’ll be in Lingerie tonight for their infomerical filming while she sings her love songs to the girls she either fucks, or wants to fuck…but that we’ll never know about…because they have to work a PR spin on it…either way…legs…good… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Taylor Swift’s Aspiring Model Legs of the Day

Taylor Swift may be the fucking worst, at least based on knowing the lyrics to her song without actively listening to her songs alone…but she’s also this girl who is so well marketed, that she can do no wrong, even when she has 12 boyfriends a month, we can assume she has sex with, before going lesbians and collecting Victoria’s Secret models by letting them move in with her, who comply because gold digging doesn’t just work on rich old men…just ask Ellen… That said, in the past year of being “friends” with a Victoria’s Secret model, I guess she’s realized she’s achieved so much based on her bank account alone, that another hit album is fine, but easy, she just pulled it off again a week ago, but the one thing she hasn’t even been is an official model…she’s tall enough, has the legs…in fact has amazing legs that redeem all the weird awkwardness about her…but like every girl…what she really wants is to just be a Victoria’s Secret model, which is probably why she’ll be in Lingerie tonight for their infomerical filming while she sings her love songs to the girls she either fucks, or wants to fuck…but that we’ll never know about…because they have to work a PR spin on it…either way…legs…good… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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