Toni Garrn is another one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s beards. You know his fake model girlfriend that has been added to his list of Fake model girlfriends…that just make us think that models aren’t models at all..but rather prostitutes working in the Brothel that is Victoria’s Secret…. Girls don’t like fucking their co-workers exes, even when their exes are Leonardo… I think the marketing team at Victoria’s Secret is going to need to find a few more A-Listers to send their girls to…just to dilute the vagina pool from Leo’s semen… It’s just too much Leo, that he should be the one wearing the panties in their Catalog, since whenever I look at their models, that’s pretty much all I see…his residue cheapening their stock…
Karlie Kloss is the really fucking tall fashion model that Victoria’s Secret scooped up and made into a Victoria’s Secret model, even though historically they have always used girls with some body as their models, rather the overpowering freaks you see on Fashion show runways… I guess they had a reason for that. Maybe they owed someone a favor. Maybe they were trying to claim to be fashion instead of shit quality while trash, suburban mall shit, made in the sweatshops of China…that they actually are…it’s all marketing… I will say that they weren’t really capable of making this one ever look sexy to me…but they shouldn’t feel bad about it, because either did Nike with this campaign… She’s no Iza Goulart…
Former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky was sent to prison for child molestation back in 2012, but it seems the story of his abuse is far from fully told.
Blame it on the a-a-a-alcohol. “Wild ‘N Out” host Nick Cannon says there’s a reason Season 6 is more rambunctious than ever before. “I think they got a lot of the celebrity guests intoxicated before they went out onstage, because they just came out and did and said whatever,” Nick reveals in the Bossip interview,… Read more »
Her name is Chanel Iman, she’s some Victoria’s Secret affirmative action model, you know the black one to replace Tyra, since they haven’t really had a famous black one since Tyra, and black people wear Victoria’s Secret, probably just as much as white girls, at least according to my snap chat, because a black girl sent me 10 snap chats of her trying on bras at Victoria’s Secret, and like lazy perverts everywhere, I can’t see much more accurate research than snap chat… Either way, she’s jumped on the “hey I’m a model and I hate posting selfies, let’s find a practical application to my otherwise vapid life, oh I know, workout videos”…bandwagon on instagram….and it turns out, i like watching her workout…
For reasons I still don’t entirely understand, here’s some more shots of Sofia Vergara modeling clothes for Kmart. I mean, Sofia’s a big star, right? So why isn’t she modeling for Victoria’s Secret instead? That way we would get more lingerie pictures, and soccer moms wouldn’t have to feel so inadequate when they’re just running into the store to buy half-price mom jeans. I’m telling you, it’s a win-win.
For reasons I still don’t entirely understand, here’s some more shots of Sofia Vergara modeling clothes for Kmart. I mean, Sofia’s a big star, right? So why isn’t she modeling for Victoria’s Secret instead? That way we would get more lingerie pictures, and soccer moms wouldn’t have to feel so inadequate when they’re just running into the store to buy half-price mom jeans. I’m telling you, it’s a win-win.
Nicki Minaj shared a clip from her new video to the world…and the world would like to thank for that..I mean the one thing we’ve all been waiting for all these years is a Teaser for a Nicki Minaj music video…like shit was a summer blockbuster or some shit…even when the song isn’t even that good and Nicki Minaj’s relevance, despite her rebrand, isn’t that relevant…the only reason I even encourage her is because she’s gone the naked big titty slut route…a route I like girls to take…and not because I am at the end of that route, ready to run them off the road to have my way with them like it was a horror movie, but because I don’t mind looking at the pics that come from their silly behavior…
Elsa Hosk is a newer Victoria’s Secret model from Sweden who has done a lot of titties for Fashion stuff in order to get this level of stardom…you know that million dollar a year contract… Now she’s modelling for Marc Jacobs, because Victoria’s Secret, like any good pimp who get’s 50% of a girls sideline work, likes to whore them out…and I think she offers a valuable lesson to girls everyone… If you don’t want a day job, but you do want people to pay you lots of money…but more importantly, you want people to like you and give you attention, because ultimately, the money doesn’t matter if you’re hot, you’ll just marry rich… All you need to do is start showing your tits, and the world will come to you..
Talk about gun control! Barack Obama is in Poland this week to curry favor with Eastern European nations for the US fight against Russian aggression, and somehow a clever Pole was able to evade the Secret Service long enough to film the POTUS’ workout. Barack Obama Workout Video Sadly, it seems Michelle has the jacked arms in the family, and the above footage is unlikely to convince anyone who’s on the fence that Obama is ready to go toe-to-toe with Russia…We imagine Putin works out by throwing horses or something. Fortunately, the battle for control of the Ukraine will be settled diplomatically, and not in a Rocky IV-style transcontinental boxing match. That is, of course, unless Obama’s selfie buddy Joe Biden gets pummeled to death in the ring by some Soviet giant, a la Apollo Creed. Then it’s whuppin’ time. Maybe Obama is training for that possibility. We kid, of course. The man’s 52 years old and we’d say he’s in pretty good shape considering the amount he’s got on his plate. Besides, regardless of how you feel about the man’s politics Obama dissed Kim Kardashian last month which is enough to earn him the title of American hero. And, of course, we feel comfortable joshing Obama because we know the man has a sense of humor. Check out some of his best quotes from this year’s White House correspondents’ dinner: President Obama: Best of White House Correspondents’ Dinner Quotes We rolled out HealthCare.gov. That could’ve gone better. In 2008 my slogan was ‘Yes, We Can.’ In 2013, my slogan was ‘Control, Alt, Delete. President Obama Permalink: Yes we can? Added: May 04, 2014 1. Yes we can? We rolled out HealthCare.gov. That could’ve gone better. In 2008 my slogan was ‘Yes, We Can.’ In 2013, my slogan was ‘Control, Alt, Delete.
