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Francia Raisa Bikini Booty of the Day

You may not know who Francia Raisa is, you know maybe you didn’t see Bring It On 47: All or Nothing, or The Cutting Edge 3: Chasing the Dream, since The Cutting Edge 1 and 2 just didn’t inspire you….and maybe you don’t watch the Secret Life of the American Teenager, even though they gave me a shout out, at least I think they did…Unless they know another Jesus Martinez, I mean there are millions of us… And you may not know which one of these girls is Francia Raisa, the star of those hits, but you know what, they are all in bikinis, and they are all under 25, and that makes them all worth staring at, even they aren’t on TV and work the fucking grocery store…you see, cuz bitches in bikinis fucking matter bro.

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Paris Hilton Modeling Lingerie Even Though She’s Old and Fat of the Day

Paris Hilton is way too old to be staging these kinds of shoots for herself, because you know no one hired her to be doing this. This is up on some bored housewife shit. Hiring a photographer for the day in efforts to feel sexy and glamourous while the husband is out fucking new , young pussy. I mean that is the world she was born and raised into, with her third or fourth generation rich parents too busy doing coke to parent her. It was the 80s people. It’s just too bad that she’s already lookin’ like a botoxed up, divorcee who runs around with her younger K-Fed arm candy, fatter than ever, but like she still matters….in Sears catalog caliber shoots…. Not that she ever mattered, but her trust fund hired the right PR person to make us think she did back in the sex tape era… All this to say, she’s the worst, looks like shit, and needs to save the lingerie modeling for Cora Keegan …she’s my favorite…in fact she’s the only one who matters…. Here are those horrible pics…if you look close enough…her vagina and/or uterus is hanging on for it’s life in one of the pics….and if you’re like me, it’ll make you laugh.. TO SEE PICS OF HER MAKING OUT WITH HER K-FED OF THE DAY FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Gigi Hadid Hard Nipples at a Photoshoot of the Day

Gigi Hadid is a model I have never done any posts on, but who is apparently the Guess model, like a modern day Anna Nicole Smith, without the fake whore tits and 80 year old Old Tycoon john she’s hooking for….because after hours and hours of research…or what felt like hours and hours of research…cuz I hate research….it turns out that despite her Arab sounding name, she’s from Malibu, she’s a Taurus, her agency is IMG, who also represent a lot of the Victoria’s Secret models, which means next step for her may be some Victoria’s Secret shit, just as soon as she’s done practicing having pics of her nipples taken for us to take in, before Victoria’s Secret and their evil empire try to erase them…in some Angelina Jolie titty amputation ritual they do to all their models… No idea where this shoot is or what it is for, just glad it happened…and I’m also glad she’s not Kate Upton. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Samantha Gradoville Titties for Harper’s Bazaar Spain of the Day

Every once in a while, an American Model happens, you know who isn’t a fucking cow like Kate Upton, and who the hormones in the food and the AMerican diet work for in a glorious way… This model’s name is Samantha Gradoville, she’s got some serious tits…I’ve POSTED HER TITS BEFORE …..and I’m just happy she’s not working at walmart, morbidly obese, on a motor scooter, reading a tabloid and talking about a Kardashian like most American Woman… She’s good.

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Cora Keegan is Victoria’s Secret’s Latest Abductee of the Day

Cora Keegan is a model who I have been asking to have my baby the last couple of days. She’s a hipster out of LA and she’s fucking hot and making moves….that Victoria’s Secret have got wind of, because they are some underbelly secret society, that have recruited her into their evil web of lies and deception…..because Victoria’s Secret is the lingerie version of that Castro dude in Cleveland….only instead of punching their pregnant bitches in the stomach, they put them in lingerie to win us over and sell more lingerie….and I’m only concerned about this because every job they give Cora Keegan, the less chance I have marrying her and having her babies…in our own Cleveland basement prison party…. Victoria’s Secret has won this round….

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Behati Prinsloo’s Casual Hotness

I’ve probably said this before, but I’m not a big fan of these Victoria’s Secret “casual” photoshoots. Who wants to see supermodels fully-clothed? It’s just unnatural. Besides, everybody knows that the only people who actually read the Victoria’s Secret catalogue are guys, and we want to see Behati Prinsloo riding a bike in a bikini, not a sweater. And isn’t the customer always right? » view all 59 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Behati Prinsloo’s Casual Hotness

I’ve probably said this before, but I’m not a big fan of these Victoria’s Secret “casual” photoshoots. Who wants to see supermodels fully-clothed? It’s just unnatural. Besides, everybody knows that the only people who actually read the Victoria’s Secret catalogue are guys, and we want to see Behati Prinsloo riding a bike in a bikini, not a sweater. And isn’t the customer always right? » view all 59 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Miranda Kerr Bikini Tit Slip Photoshoot of the Day

In “I used to work for some major corporate lingerie company that recently fired me because I am an entitled cunt with a celebrity husband/baby daddy” news….. Miranda Kerr was on set for some photoshoot, that I assume is for V Magazine, and she pulled out her tits, in a fuck you to Victoria’s Secret, saying “this is for photoshopping out my nipples all these years”… You know a “I’m a woman, and I have nipples dammit, I’m not Angelina Jolie motherfuckers, you can’t repress me with your padded bras anymore”…. I like how she’s playin’ like shit’s an accident, when really this is some emancipation….setting herself free…like some kind of fucking hippie…. Unfortunately, it isn’t as eventful or monumental, or worth celebrating as I’d like it to be….I mean her tits aren’t that amazing…but the good thing about tits…is that they are still tits… Let’s hope more girls get fired from Victoria’s Secret….and rebel like this….It is a movement or protest I love…. TO SEE MORE OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK To See More of the PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Adriana Lima shares What is Sexy – Hollywood.TV

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Three of Victoria’s Secret’s most popular Angels — Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge and Behati Prinsloo celebrated the 8th annual What is Sexy? List at Shutters …

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Isabeli Fontana Modeling Half Naked of the Day

Isabeli Fontana may be pushing 30. She may be a mom of two. But as far as I’m concerned, she will always be the 16 year old who made Victoria’s Secret look like a bunch of sex offending perverts because they put her in lingerie and took pictures of her in what would get a normal person arrested for the shit…but that got Victoria’s Secret a slap on the wrist…thanks to the billion dollar legal team….that has since advised them to not shoot pics of girls under 18 in their lingerie…something, you’d think they would have known before shooting this Isabeli Fontana…. Despite the 14 years, the babies, the 3 marriages, she’s still got it going on. I’m a fan.

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