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Priyanka Chopra for Vogue India of the Day

Priyanka Chopra is so lovely and exotic….like a fruit your family buys on special occasions or when you are sick with a cold and they are hoping the vitamins get you better cuz your diet of creamed corn, canned beans, ramen noodles and margerine, booze and chips and cake….doesn’t really give your body what it needs…making her a welcomed indian (dot not feather) set of titties to stare at from Vogue India….cuz sometimes…you gotta look at what else is out there…international pussy…even if it smells like curry and the hallway of an immigrant filled building…and even if it is hairy and creepy looking…because this generation is about diversity….and luckily Diversity. even in another language, can still has a pussy and can suck a dick…right Priyanka Chopra? If you’re wondering who Priyanka Chopra is…she’s in movies, was Miss World in 2000….and has a record deal….but her most important achievement is that I tried to masturbate to her 5 minutes ago…I like to help people.

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Priyanka Chopra for Vogue India of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

I’ve probably already posted all these pics of Victoria’s Secret Swim…but that’s not saying much…because every time I do a Victoria’s Secret post….I am convinced I’ve done it before…even when it is with their new girls…because they have a formula….that they do over and over again…in an uninspiring…but still decent to stare at cuz it’s half naked babes….kinda way…and that’s why they win me over everytime…those corporate bastards own me with all them cleavage…borng fucking cleavage and I hate them for it…

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Sasha Cohen Bikini Pictures

So here’s my favorite Olympic figure skater Sasha Cohen spending her winter in a bikini instead of a pair of ice skates, being someone else’s gold medal. I don’t know who the guy is, but she must be dating Batman. Just look at that boat. But don’t worry, your secret identity’s safe with me, dude. Oh, wait. Whoops. My bad. Related Articles: Figure Skater Sasha Cohen Blurry Stripper Pics Sasha Cohen Tight Bikini Pictures

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Rihanna Dressed Seriously Inapropriate by the Pool of the Day

Rihanna is an alleged ex teenage hooker….and she’s pretty sold her soul to the devil to get to this level of celebrity…that really must be kind of insane for her to manage…being from a small island where the most action you get is sucking of Simon Cowell at the Polo club….if you’re lucky….and in selling her soul…and showcasing to the world that she’s got no real morals or values…and that she’s go no real self respect or care for her fans….and that she’s pretty much an exhibitionist….these poolside pics are a disappointment…I expect more spread labia…and tears…as she continues to lose herself in her fame….because it always fucking happens…it’s just a matter of when….a ticking timebomb…I want to see more naked…but not of that Kate Upton lookin thing bending over her for the camera….

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Rihanna Dressed Seriously Inapropriate by the Pool of the Day

Toni Garrn Titties for 25 Magazine of the Day

Toni Garrn is a 20 year old model…from Germany…who is on the farm team for Victoria’s Secret…after already walking for them in 2011 and doing a few campaigns for them over the last 2 years….you know being conditioned to see if she’s worthy of being trapped in their Victoria’s Secret cage…and I guess while she’s waiting for them to give her a contract…cuz as of now they haven’t….she’s keeping busy by wearing latex and posing topless for some fashion magazine…probably for free…just to get her name out there….and you know what…that’s the best stratgy there is….I mean that and sex tape….cuz really that’s all I’m interested in….

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Toni Garrn Titties for 25 Magazine of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Swim Video of the Day

Behati Prinsloo is in some Victoria’s Secret Pics I’ve Probably Already Posted Cuz Victoria’s Secret pics are all the Same…. Here’s the 2013 SWIM promo video with some shitty as fuck Bieber music…..that luckily when can mute…cuz I’m not at the stage of creepy pervert who needs Bieber playing when sneaking into bedrooms at night….if anything that tween shit…annoys me…

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Victoria’s Secret Swim Video of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Swim Video of the Day

Behati Prinsloo is in some Victoria’s Secret Pics I’ve Probably Already Posted Cuz Victoria’s Secret pics are all the Same…. Here’s the 2013 SWIM promo video with some shitty as fuck Bieber music…..that luckily when can mute…cuz I’m not at the stage of creepy pervert who needs Bieber playing when sneaking into bedrooms at night….if anything that tween shit…annoys me…

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Kate Bosworth Seduces in Vs. Magazine of the Day

I like Kate Bosworth….she’s skinny and I never really understood why her career never really took off…unless you consider that movie Blue Crush…which was pretty much her peak…taking off….but I guess at 30 she hasn’t given up yet…and she’s jumped back into the model world…despite being old….becaus she’s tall, skinny and has a great face…that she’s using in this magazine spread…all elegant and romantic…making me fall in love with her all over again…but maybe that’s just gas.

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Kate Bosworth Seduces in Vs. Magazine of the Day

Karolina Kurkova’s Squeezed Into a Dress of the Day

Karolina Kurkova is funny and not just cuz she’s making faces…but because she almost got kicked off the Victoria’s Secret team for being a tank of a woman….that she blamed on her thyroid and not on her laziness….only to realize “shit, I make a lot of money being skinny”….to which she got her shit together…got skinny….and now she can attend events and celebrate….as her tits squeeze out of her dress like it was a sausage casing and they were bad implants…because that’s what fucking matters people….going from fat to skinny to get pay increases and incentives….like not getting fired and sent back to whatever third world you’re from…THanks evil panty corporation for being so generous… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Karolina Kurkova’s Squeezed Into a Dress of the Day

Candice and Behati for Victoria’s Secret Valentines Day

Here’s Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret…because….why the fuck not right…Victoria’s Secret doesn’t pay me for their Valentine’s Day campaign…but they pump content at me…babes…half naked that I can’t ignore….because they look so awesome half naked…that I’ll do what I can to help make them another Billion dollars as long as they keep the hot pussy flowing into this cup….and by cup I mean aroused perverted mind…. So do what Victoria’s Secret want…listen to their brainwash…their eveil corporation brainwash and buy panties even if you don’t have a girlfriend…or wife…cuz that’s what your job is to do….

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Candice and Behati for Victoria’s Secret Valentines Day