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Lindsay Lohan Face of the Day

Since Lohan’s face is morphing every day….I like to take snapshots of the weirder moments and send them to her over text. She never answers….maybe she changed her number – or maybe she doesn’t find it as entertaining as I do…you know cuz usually when someone is injecting their face full of shit, ruining their loveliness, becoming what looks like a circus clown, they don’t like to admit it….or accept it…or take it to the cancer ward to humor little kids dying, RIP ADAM YAUCH…..They instead like to pretend it is beautiful and that they look good cuz they don’t have to look at it, in denial…and that’s okay too….as long as they bring the entertainment, I don’t care how they rationalize it….sure I’d prefer if her great tits were in the mix…but you can’t have everything…and in my case…I can’t have anything….that’s just how life worked itself out…. The rumor is she’s back with Ronson, the truth is she’s ignoring me, I’m a purist and appreciate all that is Lohan….I take the lows and the highs that come with her….and I anxiously await her Academy Award speech, shutting all you haters up…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima and Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

I hate Victoria’s Secret for their serious lack of creativity and vision…..all their pics look the fucking same… I hate Victoria’s Secret because they have the power to turn these bitches into pussy puppeteers…you know if they were told that was the new Holiday campaign…but for some reason they don’t…cuz they have a brand to protect even though we all know it would make it better… They are like the guy with the hot girlfriend who doesn’t fuck her cuz he’s too busy playing Golf…you know wasting it and rubbing it in all our faces…. I’ve posted some of

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Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima and Behati Prinsloo for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

J.Lo’s Fat ass in Gold Pants of the Day

The thing that amazes me abou J.Lo….you know being a rational human who has no interest in 40 year old Divas who pulled off a great scam and had great timing in what I call a dark time for America…is that people still talk about her like she matters…and not just that she matters…but that she’s hot and her ass is rocking or some shit….like she’s not a 40 year old mom of twins with a bad attitude who has been given too much…. You see cuz I just assumed her only fans were the millions of latino women who were only doing it cuz they are loyal…and maybe a few black guys who like fat sloppy ass…but that’s not reality….people are into this and that fucks with my head….and needs to be stopped….there is nothing good about J.Lo…she’s all bad. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel’s Boring Bikini Photoshoot Pics from Behind of the Day

I hate the repetitive….bullshit…boring…standard…tried, tested and true….photoshopped…expected….Victoria’s Secret catalog shots…. It doesn’t matter way model is in them, or how half naked they are…because I know they will be safe, and played out….no hard nipple, no pussy lip….cuz Victoria’s Secret must protect the brand…. Knowing they have so much power over this bitch….and all their bitches…that they could get them fisting themselves if they wanted…but don’t…is just fucking frustrating and I am reminded of this everytime I see these pics…. But the reality is, I don’t mind staring at Candice Swanepoel’s ass in her bikini even if it is under such stressful situations…like in such shit pics…wasting her talent…

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Candice Swanepoel’s Boring Bikini Photoshoot Pics from Behind of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s Boring Bikini Photoshoot Pics from Behind of the Day

I hate the repetitive….bullshit…boring…standard…tried, tested and true….photoshopped…expected….Victoria’s Secret catalog shots…. It doesn’t matter way model is in them, or how half naked they are…because I know they will be safe, and played out….no hard nipple, no pussy lip….cuz Victoria’s Secret must protect the brand…. Knowing they have so much power over this bitch….and all their bitches…that they could get them fisting themselves if they wanted…but don’t…is just fucking frustrating and I am reminded of this everytime I see these pics…. But the reality is, I don’t mind staring at Candice Swanepoel’s ass in her bikini even if it is under such stressful situations…like in such shit pics…wasting her talent…

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Christina Milian Has an Upskirt…Shows Off her Mom Panties of the Day

There is one thing in life I can say for a fact I am not into…..but will still look at, lick, fist and fuck….and that is mom pussy…the whole concept of a baby ripping shit apart is not something I really feel the need to celebrate unless I really have to and it’s all that is available….even if there is a chance that there was c-section and shit is still well maintained and in good working form…the idea that there is even a 5 percent chance her genitals were ravaged makes her uninteresting to me….bring her back to that “Dip it Low” video and I’m good with the person she was… Don’t get me wrong, I have full intention on banging a bitch while pregnant with another motherfuckers baby at some point in the next 36 months…but I just want to make sure it’s her first kid…only because we all need to experience everything in life….we only have one life to live…make it count….do it all…don’t deprive from adventure…as gross as it may be… All this to say, it is probably a good thing that she’s wearng panties. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Emily Blunt in Elle UK May 2012 of the Day

Emily Blunt is in the May Issue of Elle UK…. I don’t remember who Emily Blunt is…. BUT I HAVE POSTED ON HER BEFORE ….so deep down in this brain I must know….somewhere…fucking drinking has ruined me. I just know that I read a quote for her yesterday, talking about how she looked so authentic in a laughing scene of some movie, because her friend on set reminded her of when her boyfriend asked her to shave her cunt, cuz it was making a pillow in her panties, like a lazy fucking hippie, hipster slob, that doesn’t offend me, cuz I think bush adds personality, like Cheese Whiz….only less nutritious, more scented, and able to get caught in the remaining teeth I have…See, I’m a hater of the bikini wax, it reminds me of Jersey Shore and Kim Kardashian, tacky, cheesy and horrible, so give me some bush any day over that shit, that way I know I’m dealing with a cool chick, or one unscathed by societal pressure to undecorate her cunt…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Emily Blunt in Elle UK May 2012 of the Day

Karlie Kloss Skinny for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Karlie Kloss is a SKINNY AS FUCK, RIPPED, LITTLE IMPLANTED BITCH WHO HAS POSED TOPLESS ….that Victoria’s Secret pretended was their new find last Fashion show, even though she’s been doing runway and big scale campaigns for fucking ever….because Victoria’s Secret is a corporate evil scamming billion dollar empire that mistreats models willing to get naked for half the pay they give them, but not getting them naked, giving them egos and ruining it for the fucking rest of us…Bastards… Here’s Karlie in the Victoria’s Secret bullshit…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Karlie Kloss Skinny for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Karlie Kloss Skinny for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Karlie Kloss is a SKINNY AS FUCK, RIPPED, LITTLE IMPLANTED BITCH WHO HAS POSED TOPLESS ….that Victoria’s Secret pretended was their new find last Fashion show, even though she’s been doing runway and big scale campaigns for fucking ever….because Victoria’s Secret is a corporate evil scamming billion dollar empire that mistreats models willing to get naked for half the pay they give them, but not getting them naked, giving them egos and ruining it for the fucking rest of us…Bastards… Here’s Karlie in the Victoria’s Secret bullshit…. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima and Jasmine Tookes for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

Victoria’s Secret always lets me down. They consistently deliver the most uninspiring bullshit photoshoots, mocking us with models who are willing to get naked for other people, and probably more than willing to sleaze it up for Victoria’s Secret, but that Victoria’s Secret won’t fuck with, cuz they are a 6 billion dollar a year business and have to be safe, so their Christian subscribers who jerk off to this shit, don’t feel like they are porn….meanwhile the executive team are probably test riding the models, or at least locals when on location shooting, cuz they are rich, on expense accounts and HUMAN, but for some reason, they don’t channel any of the good and fun in their lives of luxury into their campaigns…they just suck us fucking dry with the same picture, different pussy, season after season… This is a waste of good, if not golden, pussy. A real fucking waste. But these bitches still look hotter than anything you’ve fucked so I’ll post it anyway, but seriously, step it up and stop the yard Victoria’s Secret. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima and Jasmine Tookes for Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day