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Bullshit Victoria’s Secret Ad of the Day

Josephine Skriver, Taylor Hill, Sara Sampaio and Jasmine Tookes launch a new collection called “Sexy Little Things” Collection, because Victoria’s Secret is so fucking original, their concepts, their content, their models…just on the fucking innovative… The reality is that the Victoria’s Secret marketing has swapped out their creative direction to look like slutty instagram photoshoots, lit and run through instagram-like filters, rather than the same cheesy bright poses…but still fucking cheesy because it’s an evil corporation that manufactures in China and that exploits women into thinking they need VS to be hot – by showing them half naked women with unrealistic bodies as their brand model…in an era where that’s pretty fucking hated by the people…but they keep doing it…make that man rich, using his concubines, the patriarchal empire continues…and like all the basic people who like half naked women…I’ll watch…I’ll even promote their campaign for free…like some kind of asshole…because this is what being manipulated by the media with tits looks like… The post Bullshit Victoria’s Secret Ad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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NASTYA SITEN IS AMAZING of the Day

NASTYA SITEN is someone who I’ve never heard of before, she’s not that big of a deal, she only has 10,000 followers on her social media and everyone knows you are only as good as your following, in a world where the majority of people are on social media all day, even old people, because it’s a nice distraction from real life experiences…who needs to experience those, all while being a good way to remind yourself how much your life sucks compares to everyone else who is good at giving an illusion of a great life and/or sugar babies who get rich guys to pay for their shit… But this one NASTYA SITEN…is good, I am in love, I feel like it’s a religious experience, I am spiritually complete, I want to sing her love songs, I want to have her babies, she is everything…we are connected at the soul…we are finally reunited… Russians…so manipulative with their hotness.. The post NASTYA SITEN IS AMAZING of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret New Fragrence Ad of the Day

Adriana Lima was at one point the hottest woman Victoria’s Secret ever recruited, that was probably 20 years ago by now, and in her late 30s, after having a few kids due to catholicism and poor decision making…she’s never fully bounced back and has a serious boxy mom body….that’s not to say she’s not a hot mom, not a fit money, not a low body fat mom, it’s just to say she looks like the middle aged mom she is, but she’s their leader, the den mother, the day shift stripper still going in because the strip club owner feels bad for her, and I guess they need to milk her for what they pay her, and doing video they can’t photoshop was the answer… But she knows her angles and they know if they edit it like a strobe like to instil epileptic seizures as to not allow people to notice her flaws….. Here she is doing a terrible interview about the fragrence… The post Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret New Fragrence Ad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Oral Sex in Theater and other stepNEWS of the Day

Weird Body Painting Event Patient VS Doctor Sex Dolls of the Day Old Man Gets Pranked Dog Watches Soccer Knife Weilding Man VS Swedish Police Golfer VS Drone Drunk Scooter of the Day Man in Flames… Cop who Shot Teen Girl.. The post Oral Sex in Theater and other stepNEWS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lais Ribeiro by David Bellemere for LUI Magazine of the DAy

Lais Ribeiro is getting pushed hard by Victoria’s Secret…she’s now in LUI magazine, another one of these “Get naked, we were a porn site, but we aren’t a porn site anymore, so give us huge ad dollars, look we hired a trendy Victoria’s Secret photographer who takes good nudes – and his nudes are the reason David Bellemere exists and is making tons of money… This isn’t the whole shoot, just a taste, but she’s good..better than any Brazilian tranny with AIDS you’ve probably banged, and by you I mean me…oh Brazil… The post Lais Ribeiro by David Bellemere for LUI Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Martha Hunt’s Work Day Posing with Bras for Victoria’s Secret

Martha Hunt is one of the celebrated Victoria’s Secret models – which is just a testament to how thirsty dudes are and how we’ll go nuts for any girl who is half naked, and when they are paid to be half naked, they’re even more legit to go nuts for, like they are so good at it – they are pro and people pay them…which is a logic that doesn’t apply to crackwhores who give 10 dollar blowjobs and get paid consistently for 10 dollar blowjobs all day….weird… Victoria’s Secret is a mall brand, a cheesy mall brand, with cheesy overpriced sweatshop made shit, but people think it is credibility, or since it is in every mall – it must be good – and the spokemodels they cast are the hottest women ever.. But whenever I see these girls on their work days – because each contract has work day commitments, they make 750,000 a year for this, showing up to a store 4 times a year is a small trade off – all while posing with bras like they are working a tradeshow…I am reminded how bootleg and bottom feeding and most importantly uninteresting, but rather money grubbing and fame hungry they are….and despite winning, they are the losers, the rich, hot bodied, well paid, traveling the world in luxury, barely working…losers….which I guess means they aren’t losers at all…and maybe the guy talking about them is the loser….IMPOSSIBLE (totally possible, in fact I can vouch for it being fact)… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE How about some of the catalog pics you used to jerk off to – that look the same with a new cast of characters… TO SEE THE LATEST VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG PICS OF ADRIANA LIMA CLICK HERE TO SEE THE LATEST VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG PICS OF ROBOT LAB JOSEPHINE SKRIVER CLICK HERE TO SEE THE LATEST VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG PICS OF ROMEE STRIJD CLICK HERE TO SEE THE LATEST VICTORIA’S SECRET CATALOG PICS OF TAYLOR HILL CLICK HERE The post Martha Hunt’s Work Day Posing with Bras for Victoria’s Secret appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Helena Christensen for RUSSH Magazine of the Day

Helena Christensen has hard nipples…and it’s a nice reminder of a better, simpler time, where she was a Victoria’s Secret model before Victoria’s Secret was played out, tacky, for basic ghetto bitches in every fucking mall. You know when they were catalog and innovative, sending jerk off material to homes everywhere without getting in trouble… She must be 100 fucking years old in model years, and she’s probably seen a whole lot of dirty dirty things in her 75 year career, but she’s still got it going on…she’s Danish that isn’t Nina Agdal sensationalized dog shit that fucks A Lists….trying to make it…she’s Danish…that has made it…and still has it going on.. The post Helena Christensen for RUSSH Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Aniston Always Looks Young And Beautiful

I feel like I have to ask the question: how does Jennifer Aniston stay so young? Is it all the working out or is she secretly Juan Ponce de León and has a fountain of youth in her home? Whatever the secret is, Jennifer Aniston continues to always look hot, even when she’s not trying. … read more

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Selena Gomez in her Best Picture Ever of the Day

Apparently this is – Selena Gomez – in her best picture in the history of any picture she’s ever done. I’m actually starting to understand the hype that is Selena Gomez…all it took was hitting her from the right angle and not in a Chris Brown kind of way, or even a Bieber’s ejaculate against her cervix kind of way, but in a hip, modern, one piece bathing suit that stages her puffy steroid from lupus cheeks in a way that doesn’t make her look like a cartoon character… I rarely think that Selena Gomez is hot, I usually am blinded by knowing she’s media manipulator, highly trained by the Disney school of entertainers, and that alone made her irritating about Bieber sex offending, about her LUPUS and her CHEMO to treat her LUPUS and the fact that she’s gone into pop star world…when she’s an actor as a fucking cash grab… But her implants are cool right… The post Selena Gomez in her Best Picture Ever of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Spain of the Day

Elsa Hosk is the Swedish Candice Swanepoel replacement at Victoria’s Secret, but the interesting thing about her, that really isn’t interesting, all this stuff is just nonsense… I feel like I’ve already posted these pics, probably 3000 or more times, not necessarily of Elsa Hosk, but every other Victoria’s Secret model and aspiring Victoria’s secret model, who takes cheesy pics like that…they don’t always have nopples in them, but for a bitch who started out as a nude model, who only broke into Victoria’s Secret at 27 years old, when other girls retire….at that age…because it took 8 years of her her getting topless to make enough noise to get cast in the right job that led to the evil human trafficking billion dollar brand…. This is part of the evil brand’s marketing strategy, pay magazines to promote the girls, because it promotes the brand…brilliant even if so simple… I guess that means Elsa Hosk is corporate owned…and I like women who are owned, especially in this era of “women’s rights” even though they have rights….it’s not Suffragette..but let’s pretend it is. The post Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Spain of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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