Alison Brie is on TV and now she’s in Esquire showing off her titties like this was GQ a few years ago With Gilian Jacobs Promoting Community in her Panties . Now I’ve never seen the show, I don’t care about TV sitcom garbage, but I am a fan of anything, even average looking girls, slutting out to whatever capacity they are capable of, because cleavage, lingerie, bathing suits, whatever it is, are fun to stare at on any bitch.
People are talking about Mad Men’s new season, I’m not, because I’ve never seen the show, don’t give a fuck about the show, and if I wanted to waste my time with some fake storyline about 1960s advertising agencies, I’d do it by jerking off to old playboys…it’s just more mindless shit to numb the public into following fake situations, instead of living your own life….a life that for Christina Hendricks involves a lot of eating, eating that has lead to huge tits that people celebrate, because they can’t see the huge gut they are optical illusion-ing, tits that for some reason she’s not putting on blast like she normally does, because I guess they told her they’d photoshop out the rolls before going to press…. This shoot is a Christina Hendricks fail, but that’s not saying much, since Christina Hendricks, despite her big bra size, and big the rest of her, is a fail.
It may not return until March, but the cast of Celebrity Apprentice All-Stars was announced this morning. And, you won’t believe this, but Donald Trump thinks it’s the best one ever! The following 15 D-listers, all of whom have been fired from the show in the past except for Bret Michaels , will return to the NBC competition in 2013: Bret Michaels La Toya Jackson Omarosa Manigault Lisa Rinna Lil’ John Dennis Rodman Claudia Jordan Trace Adkins Brande Roderick Penn Jillette Dee Snider Marilu Henner Gary Busey Stephen Baldwin “There’s a different energy with this group. Everybody has been through it before so everyone knows what to expect,” said Henner at a press conference this morning. “We know each other’s strengths and weaknesses because we’ve seen the show. I think everyone is here to have a great time and to support their charities.” That said, it’s a competition, people! Who do you think will win?
Hannah Ware is some model / actress from teh UK who was in some movie called Cop OPt and some movie called Shame and she is apparently in some show called Boss…where she plays some addict daughter to Chicago Mayor who I assume is the boss…..I’ve never seen the show because Networks like STARZ aren’t dead to me…they just don’t fucking exist to me….but I know there’s this babe in it….who has nice lips I’d like to smear my penis all over like it was a piece of chocolate cake and she was an anorexic with an eating disorder who fucking loved cake…but resisted cake….you know all licking it with hate…. Here are the Esquire pics….. Turns out there’s some nudity in Boss and Hannah Ware is the one who gets nude…and after the jump or the MORE button there is a clip of her getting down proper for TV like a good little hooker trying to get ahead that we should all be endorsing!!
It looks like last night’s wild fight between Chris Brown and Drake was, in fact, about the former’s ex and the latter’s rumored hookup, Rihanna. Imagine that. Sources also indicate that while Drake’s telling the truth when he says he wasn’t involved physically in the epic melee that ensued, he definitely stirred the pot. Drake gave Brown the middle finger, engaged in some serious trash talk, and recruited several other rappers to join his posse before the brawl, witnesses say. Tension started escalating, supposedly, when Drake gave the middle finger to one of Chris’ bodyguards and shouted, “I’m about to go whoop that ass!” Chris’ entourage responded with a few hand gestures of their own. Witnesses very close to the action say Drake felt disrespected … even though he started the exchange. At that point the rapper went to get backup. His boys Juelz Santana, Trav B and Meek Mill – the one who sources say hit Brown with a bottle and gashed his chin – then stepped into the beef. At this point, the latest report says that Drake got loud and shouted at Chris something to the effect of “You be on that ho s**t on Twitter n***a!”
So it’s come down to this for Oprah Winfrey: In a shallow, transparent attempt yet to save her dying network, the talk show queen has posted a message on her Facebook page that makes her upcoming interview with Kim Kardashian and kompany sound like the event of the century. “I had the longest interviewing session I can ever recall, talking to ALLLLLLLL the Kardashians,” Oprah wrote . “I had never met them, nor seen the show. I did a full on Kardashian Kram in preparation, watching major shows from every season. “I genuinely wanted to know why they have become a cultural phenomenon? Why do so many people love to watch their every move and why do so many others love to hate them. Are they completely ego centered? Are they really “famous for being famous” or is there something more?” And what did Winfrey discover? You’ll need to tune in to OWN Sunday night to find out, of course, but she says she asked Kim about her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries and… “Her answer leveled me.” What is your reaction to Oprah interviewing the Kardashians?
Deena Cortese is some fucking disgusting pile of shit. I can not believe she is on TV. Sure, she’s from Jersey Shore and the whole point of the show is to mock the worst fucking humans possible, but still, fuck, have a little quality control on the shit….don’t actual put out shit….and the worst thing in these pics, even for someone who has never seen the show, is that I know that she’s fucking annoying, loud, tacky, and just the kind of girl who you wouldn’t even put up with if she was hot as fuck….and that makes her so much fucking worst…she’s a punch her in the face, maybe film yourself fucking her corpse on the internet kind of girl, far too fat to be in a bikini. So fucking gross….someone get the elephant gun and use her tusks to make furniture or some shit….what a beast….who needs to be put out of her misery so we can be put out of our misery but taking away one annoyance as she is the source of all that is bad in the world….or at least the human species….horrible. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Cougar Town airs Tuesdays on ABC. Until this year, it was Wednesdays so you may have some trouble getting used to the change (I do). On the latest episode, you really wanted to smack Jules. And you were supposed to and Ellie got reality across to her near the end. Jules is engaged to Grayson. I will do the basics in case anyone has not seen the show but also because it will set the storyline for last… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Ruth’s Report Discovery Date : 21/03/2012 17:53 Number of articles : 3
Feud alert! Christi Lukasiak, one of the mothers on Dance Moms , did not take kindly to Katherine Heigl’s criticism of the show, and is firing back with a vengeance. In an interview with Pittsburgh’s 100.7 Star, the hosts asked Christi what she thought about Heigl’s Dance Moms diss , in which the actress criticized the Lifetime show as “demeaning,” “belittling” to the girls and akin to “burlesque.” Chloe’s mom gave her a piece of her mind… “Well, very interesting,” Lukasiak said of the former Grey’s Anatomy star. “First of all, the music doesn’t seem all that adult. Second of all, I recall Katherine Heigl being in a movie about sleeping with an older man when she was about 12, so…” Oooh, that one stings! “And she doesn’t know that when I put my daughter to bed at night, you know, like, we have a long talk, and the kind of relationship I have with her,” Lukasiak adds. “I don’t let anybody mess with my kid. C’mon, have you seen the show? I’m constantly going to bat. I think if anybody fights for their kid, it’s me, you know?” Christi also shoots down any idea that she and the other mothers are “exploiting” kids, and instead argues that they are giving their girls a great opportunity. “Katherine Heigl can suck it,” radio host Bubba chimed in , emphatically. “Yeah, that’s what I say, but you said it, not me. I’m just agreeing,” Christi said. Back to you, Katherine …
While Christina Aguilera had the floor during Etta James’ funeral on Saturday, and used it to belt out a version of “At Last,” former American Idol champion Kelly Clarkson paid tribute to the late, great artist in her own way last week, as well. “This isn’t ‘At Last’ because everyone really covers that and so I wanted to do my favorite, actually,” Kelly told a crown in New York City. “My favorite song is ‘I’d Rather Go Blind.’ So, this is for Etta!” Kelly Clarkson – I’d Rather Go Blind (Live) On Saturday night, meanwhile, during a performance in Pennsylvania, Clarkson also announced her next single, “I Forgive You.” It will hit the radio any day now. We can’t wait!