I don’t hate Selena Gomez, if anything she’s the star of this post, and I mean the star of all kinds of other things, like Justin Bieber’s virgin popping repertoire that we all know is just a spin by her genius manager mom who knows how to spin stories proper to help Selena be the star she is convinced she is…and for some reason, Selena seems to get it, seems to know what’s up, plays it right thanks to Disney Training, and doesn’t offend me at all, if anything, I wish she was singing into my penis like it was a mic, but that’s not saying much, I wish that for all girls. TO SEE PICS OF HER IN SHORT SHORTS CLICK HERE
We’re taking a break from posting Selena Gomez nude photos and wondering about a Selena Gomez secret project to present an inspiring speech from – you guessed it ! – Selena Gomez. The young singer took to the stage at We Day California yesterday and addressed a group of fans, opening up for the first time about her recent stint in rehab. “I lost sight of who I was,” Gomez said of her multi-week stay in January. “I listened to opinions of people, and I tried to change who I am because I thought the others would accept me for it. And I realized I don’t know how to be anything but myself.” The exact reasons behind Selena’s rehab visit have never been made public, though many believe she was an emotional wreck following her relationship with Justin Bieber . Selena Gomez WE DAY Speech Gomez advised everyone to “stay true to yourself” and added: “I’ve learned from my actions, and for all the things I’ve done, I’m proudest of that. I’ve learned from my mistakes.” And that’s really all we can ask of ourselves, isn’t it? Selena also noted that “you are who you surround yourself with,” causing us to guess whether she’s referring to Bieber… and, if so, whether she’s doing so in a positive manner or not. Selena Gomez adidas NEO: Spring/Summer 2014 Campaign Open Slideshow 1. Selena Gomez adidas Neo Model Selena’s got modeling chops and this sexy photo proves it! View As List 1. Selena Gomez adidas Neo Model Selena’s got modeling chops and this sexy photo proves it! 2. Selena Gomez adidas Neo We would love to know what Selena is pondering in this photo… 3. Selena Gomez adidas Neo pretty Ah, spring is in the air. Selena looks cute and feminine in a dress/jacket combo. 4. Selena Gomez adidas Neo Flower Dress Selena’s all about flower power this coming season. 5. Selena Gomez adidas Neo Flower Selena welcomes florals for the Spring/Summer line. 6. Selena Gomez adidas Neo Black Tank Selena models for her adidas Neo line in skinny jeans and a blank tank. 7. Selena Gomez adidas Neo legs Selena puts her best foot (and entire leg) forward showing off an edgier look. 8. Selena Gomez adidas Neo Stripes Selena strikes a director’s pose in fun black and white stripes. 9. Selena Gomez adidas Neo Scream A messy-haired Selena lets out a scream. Get it out, girl!
The web is abuzz over Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s Vogue cover, which serves as an inspiration to egomaniacal rappers and sex tape stars everywhere. One minute, Ray J is doin’ his thing on the Kim Kardashian sex tape . The next, Kimye is on the cover of a sophisticated magazine like Vogue. America. How, rumor has it that notorious Teen Mom and Backdoor Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham has landed the prestigious publication’s May cover. See below: Did we fool you? Obviously, there’s no way Vogue is going to put Farrah Abraham and her sex tape co-star James Deen on the cover, as envisioned in this hilarious parody. Then again … As some astute observers note , she is a reality star and diet pill spokesperson, just like Kim Kardashian (was), she has had a baby and is half plastic. If Kim Kardashian truly deserves to be on the cover of Vogue , then Farrah Abraham is not too far behind. Speaking of behind, they both like to take … Never mind. But be sure to weigh in on this debate while scrolling through many other Kimye Vogue cover parodies from Kylie Jenner , Seth Rogen and more below: 8 Parodies of the Kimye Vogue Cover Open Slideshow 1. Kylie and Kendall Pretend to Cover Vogue Oh, those silly Jenners. Kylie and Kendall mock the Kimye Vogue cover in this online image. View As List 1. Kylie and Kendall Pretend to Cover Vogue Oh, those silly Jenners. Kylie and Kendall mock the Kimye Vogue cover in this online image. 2. Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin Vogue Cover Thank you, World Wide Web! A genius Internet user has replaced Kim Kardashian and Kanye West with Barack Obama and Vladimir Putin. 3. Zach Braff and Donald Faison Vogue Cover Zach Braff and Donald Faison cover this issue of Vogue. Sort of. In actuality, some Internet user superimposed their faces over Kanye and Kim. 4. Lord of the Rings Vogue Cover Take this, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West! We’re digging this Lord of the Rings-based parody of their Vogue cover. 5. Miss Piggy and Kermit Cover Vogue Miss Piggy and Kermit do their best Kim Kardashian and Kanye West impression in this parody of the latter’s Vogue cover. 6. Willie Geist and Al Roker Vogue Cover Willie Geist and Al Roker make like Kim Kardashian and Kanye West and pretend to cover this issue of Vogue. 7. James Franco and Seth Rogen Vogue Cover Spoof James Franco and Seth Rogen spoof the Kim Kardashian-Kanye West Vogue cover in this photo because… come on, how could they not? 8. Farrah Abraham and James Deen Vogue Cover Farrah Abraham and James Deen on the cover of Vogue … in our dreams.
Selena Gomez may inspiring fans with her post-rehab clarity, but if a new report is to be believed, Justin Bieber’s on-again, off-again flame has been partying harder than ever. After departing her in-patient program 2 weeks early, Selena was allegedly seen drunkenly stumbling around a post-Oscar party and partying with actor Jared Leto. Worse, In Touch Weekly witnesses say the 21-year-old singer/actress holed up in a hotel after a fight with her mom and went on a week-long bender. “She looked like she’d been at it for a while,” said one onlooker. “Her lips were stained from the red wine she was drinking.” Other eye witnesses say that Selena Gomez celebrated St. Patrick’s Day by binge drinking and chain smoking in the hotel’s restaurant … scandalous. “They didn’t order food,” says one patron at the venue. “They just kept ordering drinks and going out to smoke cigarettes. They definitely seemed drunk.” So what’s driving Selena to drink? You guessed it, her tumultuous relationship with Bieber . “Her family is begging her to get back into rehab and stop talking to Justin,” says one anonymous source. Yeesh. First, we saw Selena Gomez naked on Instagram. Now she’s getting hammered in hotels. Ah, Justin. Is there anything you can’t screw up? Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez GRINDING Open Slideshow 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. View As List 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. 2. Selena Up Against the Wall Justin Bieber has Selena Gomez back where he wants her in this video he posted online. 3. Justin Bieber Hoists Selena Gomez Selena Gomez assumes the position in a screen capture from Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. HOT? 4. Eyes Are on the Prize Justin Bieber is squarely fixated on Selena Gomez’s rear end up in here. 5. Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber Instagram Embrace Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber share an embrace in a frame from the video he put on Instagram. 6. Wrapped Around Him Selena Gomez’s body is back where no one wants to see it – wrapped around Justin Bieber. 7. Justin Bieber Screen Shot A screen grab from Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. A shirtless one at that. 8. Douche in Motion Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber work out some new choreography. He refuses to wear shirts.
Selena Gomez may inspiring fans with her post-rehab clarity, but if a new report is to be believed, Justin Bieber’s on-again, off-again flame has been partying harder than ever. After departing her in-patient program 2 weeks early, Selena was allegedly seen drunkenly stumbling around a post-Oscar party and partying with actor Jared Leto. Worse, In Touch Weekly witnesses say the 21-year-old singer/actress holed up in a hotel after a fight with her mom and went on a week-long bender. “She looked like she’d been at it for a while,” said one onlooker. “Her lips were stained from the red wine she was drinking.” Other eye witnesses say that Selena Gomez celebrated St. Patrick’s Day by binge drinking and chain smoking in the hotel’s restaurant … scandalous. “They didn’t order food,” says one patron at the venue. “They just kept ordering drinks and going out to smoke cigarettes. They definitely seemed drunk.” So what’s driving Selena to drink? You guessed it, her tumultuous relationship with Bieber . “Her family is begging her to get back into rehab and stop talking to Justin,” says one anonymous source. Yeesh. First, we saw Selena Gomez naked on Instagram. Now she’s getting hammered in hotels. Ah, Justin. Is there anything you can’t screw up? Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez GRINDING Open Slideshow 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. View As List 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. 2. Selena Up Against the Wall Justin Bieber has Selena Gomez back where he wants her in this video he posted online. 3. Justin Bieber Hoists Selena Gomez Selena Gomez assumes the position in a screen capture from Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. HOT? 4. Eyes Are on the Prize Justin Bieber is squarely fixated on Selena Gomez’s rear end up in here. 5. Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber Instagram Embrace Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber share an embrace in a frame from the video he put on Instagram. 6. Wrapped Around Him Selena Gomez’s body is back where no one wants to see it – wrapped around Justin Bieber. 7. Justin Bieber Screen Shot A screen grab from Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. A shirtless one at that. 8. Douche in Motion Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber work out some new choreography. He refuses to wear shirts.
In a recent Instagram post, Justin Bieber compared himself to James Dean. But Sophie Turner, who plays Sansa Stark on Game of Thrones, thinks the singer is closer to another iconic figure in acting history. “Justin Bieber… is the Joffrey Baratheon of our time,” the young actress told The London Times in an interview this week. Is this a compliment? Well… it means Bieber is very powerful and many people fear him. But it also means he’s petulant, immature, self-serving, spineless, hated on and treats women very poorly. We’d have to talk to Selena Gomez to verify the latter point, but the other adjectives could pretty much describe what we saw from Bieber in those deposition clips alone, couldn’t they? Go watch Game of Thrones online via TV Fanatic to learn more about King Joffrey and be reminded of Bieber’s less admirable traits here: 21 Deposition GIFs of Justin Bieber Acting Like a Spoiled Brat Open Slideshow 1. The Justin Bieber Wink How can anyone resist Justin Bieber? Just look at this smooth wink! View As List 1. The Justin Bieber Wink How can anyone resist Justin Bieber? Just look at this smooth wink! 2. Justin Bieber Acts Like a Douche This is Justin Bieber at his most sassy. He’s talking trash to the opposing lawyer. 3. Refusing to Answer I’m Justin Bieber! I don’t need to listen to anything you say! 4. Justin Bieber Eyebrow Raise He’s no The Rock. But Justin Bieber has an eyebrow raise of his own. 5. Scoffing at Opposing Counsel HA! You called this a “film?” What is the matter with you, idiot? 6. Do NOT Ask About Selena! Do NOT ask me about Selena Gomez again. Do. Not. Do. It. 7. Who’s Usher? Usher? Do I know an Usher? It sounds familiar… oh yeah, Usher! 8. Negative Justin Bieber No, Justin Bieber says in this deposition GIF. Just… no. No. No. No. No. 9. I Take It Back! Am I calling you Katie Couric? No, I’d never do such a thing. 10. Justin Bieber is Confused Wait? Huh? What?!? Justin Bieber pretends to be confused in this deposition GIF. 11. Justin Bieber Mocks Opposing Counsel Justin Bieber mocks opposing counsel in this deposition GIF, referring to the lawyer as Katie Couric. 12. Justin Bieber Can’t Recall This is Justin Bieber at the height of his douchbaggery. Guess what? He can’t recall. 13. Asked About Selena Justin Bieber was asked about Selena Gomez during his deposition in Miami. And he did not like it one bit. 14. Justin Bieber, Looking Swag! Justin Bieber is all about looking good. Even when he’s giving a deposition. 15. Justin Bieber Deposition GIF Do I discipline my employees?!? Justin Bieber found this question hilarious. 16. Justin Bieber at His Deposition Justin Bieber takes exception to opposing counsel in this deposition GIF. This was a frequent occurrence. 17. Justin Bieber Sighs Sigh… why must I give this deposition?!? I’m Justin Bieber! 18. How Dare You Interrupt?!? Justin Bieber goes off on opposing counsel in this deposition clip. How dare the lawyer interrupt him?!? 19. Australia?!? Justin Bieber has been to Australia. But he decided to be a jerk about it in this deposition. 20. Memory Loss It’s brutal. 21. Justin Bieber is a Detriment Justin Bieber is detrimental to his own career. Wait… he may have meant to say something else.
Nearly two decades after Kurt Cobain committed suicide, new photos from the scene of the rocker’s death have been released. A Seattle detective recently reviewed the case, assuming the 20th anniversary of Cobain’s passing would renew interest in the incident, which took place on April 8, 1994. He did not discover any new information but he did some across four rolls of undeveloped rolls of film from the suicide scene. Kurt Cobain Suicide Photos Revealed Authorities released two of those photos to The Associated Press last night, with one depicting a box of drug paraphernalia, a spoon and what appear to be needles on the floor next to half a cigarette and sunglasses. The other shows the same paraphernalia box closed aside some cash, a cigarette pack and a wallet that shows Cobain’s identification. “There was nothing earth-shattering in any of these images,” police spokeswoman Renee Witt said. “The detective went into the case files to refresh himself. The outcome of the case has not changed.” Cobain’s body was discovered in Seattle and an investigation determined that, days prior, the Nirvana frontman had gone into the greenhouse of his large home and taken a massive dose of heroin. He then shot himself with a shotgun. In a statement on the Seattle Police Department’s online blotter, the detective who re-examined the case dismissed speculation of any kind of conspiracy. “Sometimes people believe what they read – some of the disinformation from some of the books, that this was a conspiracy. That’s completely inaccurate,” said Detective Mike Ciesynski. “It’s a suicide. This is a closed case.”
They aren’t exactly the height of fashion, but don’t tell that to Harry and Lloyd, main characters of Dumb and Dumber To . The sequel is coming and if these Dumb and Dumber To posters give anything away so are their “classic” (read: outdated, horrifying, and hilarious) orange and blue tuxedos. Yep. Those are a thing that happened once upon a time. Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels will reprise their roles from the 1994 Farrelly brothers film in Dumb and Dumber To , set to take place 20 years after the original left off. One of them is in need of a kidney and the duo set off to find one of their long-lost children to ask for a donation. Hey, once upon a time they gave, so now the kid needs to pay up, right? (KIDDING! IT’S A MOVIE!) Since it’s Flashback Friday, why not watch Dumb and Dumber online to prep yourself for Dumb and Dumber To?
Eat your heart out, Justin Bieber ? Or… come home soon, Justin Bieber? Selena Gomez has posted a VERY racy new photo to Instagram, one that appears to depict the singer without any clothes on. The question, of course: Who is this for?!? Is Gomez taunting her ex, Bieber? Or is she inviting him to come over, considering how often these two have been hanging out together and how close and cozy they’ve been? In some case, VERY close and cozy . Selena did not include a caption with the photo, leaving it open to this kind of interpretation. So, what do you think? Hot stuff? Naughty stuff? Inappropriate stuff? Ogle away, fellas, and then do the same for the following sizzling Selena shots: 9Sizzling Selena Gomez Photos Open Slideshow 1. Seductive Selena Gomez Selena Gomez gets her seduction on in this photo. It is courtesy of Flaunt magazine. View As List 1. Seductive Selena Gomez Selena Gomez gets her seduction on in this photo. It is courtesy of Flaunt magazine. 2. Selena Gomez Cleavage Pic Selena Gomez wears a very revealing dress in this photo. What do you think? 3. Selena Gomez Teen Vogue Pic Selena Gomez strikes a pose here for Teen Vogue. She is featured in the November 2013 issue. 4. Selena Gomez Instagram Pic Selena Gomez posted this photo to Instagram. She is a big fan of Brooklyn, it appears. 5. Selena Gomez Cleavage Photo Selena Gomez posted this awesome Instagram photo recently. She is an attractive young woman. 6. Selena Gomez Goes Sexy Selena Gomez strikes a sexy pose here at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards. Eat your heart out, Justin Bieber! 7. Selena Gomez Concert Image Get down with your sexy self, Selena Gomez! The singer moves and grooves here on tour. 8. Selena Gomez Maxim Pic Dizzamn! You may have made a mistake, Justin Bieber. Just look at this photo of Selena Gomez from the pages of Maxim. 9. Selena Gomez Nude?!? Is Selena Gomez naked in this Instagram photo?!? It sure looks that way, doesn’t it?
