Kate Beckinsale is a freak of nature…she is like Jesus on the cross….she’s fully come back to life from the dead….or maybe she’s never died…either a vampire or a fucking zombie…who cares…it’s easter…. If she did die at 20, which based on her body, is when she looks like she died, we can assume it was after nerds jerked off to her to so much she drowned on their sperm….they way you’d probably like to kill all women, if only they let you get close enough, you weirdo… Here daughter – Also in Bikini The post Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Vanessa Hudgens is now a fitness ICON… She’s come a long way from being a chubby Disney star I used to call PUDGENS because I am so clever – from the slutty selfies…before slutty selfies were thing…because she’s an innovator – and narcissist who likes looking at herself in the mirror but most interestingly – did it with a bush in an era where bush wasn’t trendy or cool – because she’s a hippie naturalist – or just a hairy girl who grows out bush in 5 minutes after shaving – who knows – or cares – she’s in a photoshoppped fitness shoot – looking good and photoshopped and that’s what matters but doesn’t matter at all – cuz no one cares about this shit…and rightfully so… She’s at Coachella – because Coachella is the cheesiest place a motherfucker can be this weekend – just don’t tell the corporate brands and Disney stars that – Ashley Tisdale Also at Coachella… Let’s turn this into a who is the lame person getting paid to go to Coachella post… Ariel Winter is there…for a brand…good job girl…fat chicks can make it… Madison Beer – Whoever the fuck she is – I know, she’s 18 and has big tits….and should be cheesy and into this kind of thing – it’s the 30+ year olds I question.. Kylie Jenner is Super Casual and Low Profile there – She Basically Put a Neon Sign on her Fucking Mangled Tranny “she got it from her daddy” Head – I mean the family Plastic Surgeon made the dad a fuckable chick, their mutant daughter shouldn’t have been such a challenge. Selena Gomez is on her way to the Desert…to Eat Dessert…..of The Weeknd’s Dick…she’s making it a girl weekend – but it’s a “don’t fuck other girls weeknd”…..get it.. I hear music festivals are great for people fresh out of Rehab… Stella Hudgens was there topless – naughty Sister Elisha Cuthbert is going because even when you’re too old to go to music festivals, you can still go to Music Festivals, and be the creepy old dude there.. Sophie Simmons and her fat girls tits were there – i wonder how she got tickets.. Jojo is in San Antonio – but that’s Honorary Desert….so it counts… Katherine McPhee’s ass was there in a one piece – but not actually at coachella – i just figured the fry product placement was part of her coachella scam Nicola Peltz also not there yet – but her nipples are in pictures and that counts.. The post Vanessa Hudgens for Women’s Health and a Coachella Round-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Will she or won’t she? That’s the question now dogging Meghan Markle wherever she goes. In relation to the actress accepting a wedding proposal from handsome boyfriend Prince Harry? What? No?!? In relation to Taylor Swift asking Markle an even more important question. According to anonymous OK! Weekly sources, the singer is planning to befriend the Suits star and see if she’s willing to help Swift rebuild her infamous Squad. As fans have likely noticed of late, Taylor hasn’t just been absent from the red carpet scene or the concert scene or the awards show scene over the past several weeks. She hasn’t been filling up her Instagram feed with photos of herself and any members of her typically-viral clique, either, such as Selena Gomez, Bella Hadid or Lorde. “Taylor’s team has reached out to Meghan requesting a girly lunch,” the tabloid alleges, hilariously adding: “Taylor’s determined to include her in her inner circle and is willing to fly to Canada to meet up with her if necessary.” Oh, yes. ALL the way to Canada! You know Swift is serious in that case! Swift’s squad is more depleted these days than the roster of the New York Jets, whose outlook for 2017 is so dire than many fans are lamenting the loss of terrible quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick. With no salary cap restraining her friendships, however, it’s unclear what has caused Swift’s Squad to splinter in such epic fashion. Although it was dealt a severe blow when Gomez started dating Hadid’s ex, The Weeknd, causing major tension between two of Swift’s best friends. But that at least means there’s an opening for the type of person to join on whom Taylor has kept a close eye for years. “Taylor’s always wanted to crack the aristocratic set and is trying to reconnect with Ed Sheeran, who’s in with the Royal Family,” the OK! source explains. “She’s met Prince William in the past, but befriending Meghan is her top priority .” By the end of this year, we may have a new Taylor Swift album on our hands. When the artist is not begging and pleading with Markle to meet her for a meal, she’s allegedly been holed up in a studio, cranking out fresh tracks. We can’t wait to hear them, but we really can’t wait to see whether or not Markle joins up with Swift in the near future. View Slideshow: Taylor Swift Albums: The Definitive Countdown! In the end, if may come down to a decision for Markle: Does she marry Harry and join The Royal Family? Or does she pretend to be tight with Swift in order to pose for pictures that she can caption with the hashtag #SquadGoals? It’s a tough one. Which would YOU choose?
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