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Chloe Grace Moretz In The Most Non-sexy Outfit Ever!

Listen, I get that  Chloe Grace Moretz is trying to be America’s newest sweetheart young hottie. That’s why she’s doing Marie Claire and photoshoots in fashion magazines and going on Jimmy Kimmel Live like she is in these shots, and for the most part it’s working. But if Chloe really wants to take her career to the next level, someone’s got to help teach her how to dress. Because outfits like this just aren’t going to cut it against Selena Gomez’s cleavage and Bella Thorne’s booty videos . Luckily, I have a few good ideas (mostly involving see-through shirts and walking around in lingerie). Call me! Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Selena Gomez Fake Lesbian Bikini Party of the Day

Selena Gomez is suffering, even dying from chemotherapy….that’s what this picture is of…I think…I mean that’s the story she likes telling the media when promoting her album and things aren’t going as planned… “Guys I have Lupus”…. or “Guys I do Chemo, stop calling me fat”… Or “Guys, I do Chemo for my Lupus, and that’s why I grew tits”… Or “I’m dying, so I go to every party, Chemotherapy, Chemotherapy, LUPUS, LUPUS, TALK ABOUT ME, MAKE ME A HERO…then buy my album”….as she hair whips her long, luxurious CHEMOTHERAPY hair…on the beach in a bikini….avoiding the water because the salt burns her Bieber Herps…#tainted. The post Selena Gomez Fake Lesbian Bikini Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Fake Lesbian Bikini Party of the Day

Selena Gomez is suffering, even dying from chemotherapy….that’s what this picture is of…I think…I mean that’s the story she likes telling the media when promoting her album and things aren’t going as planned… “Guys I have Lupus”…. or “Guys I do Chemo, stop calling me fat”… Or “Guys, I do Chemo for my Lupus, and that’s why I grew tits”… Or “I’m dying, so I go to every party, Chemotherapy, Chemotherapy, LUPUS, LUPUS, TALK ABOUT ME, MAKE ME A HERO…then buy my album”….as she hair whips her long, luxurious CHEMOTHERAPY hair…on the beach in a bikini….avoiding the water because the salt burns her Bieber Herps…#tainted. The post Selena Gomez Fake Lesbian Bikini Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Demi Lovato v Selena Gomez in the Battle of the Bathing Suits

Merry Christmas everyone! Your present this year is dueling pop stars in swimwear and thankfully you don’t have to choose since we’ve got both Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato in sexy swimsuits! Hit the jump for more pics and info…

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Demi Lovato v Selena Gomez in the Battle of the Bathing Suits

Demi Lovato v Selena Gomez in the Battle of the Bathing Suits

Merry Christmas everyone! Your present this year is dueling pop stars in swimwear and thankfully you don’t have to choose since we’ve got both Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato in sexy swimsuits! Hit the jump for more pics and info…

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Daisy Lowe for Love Magazine of the Day

I am very into Daisy Lowe…I don’t really know why, there’s just something entertaining about her and her massive scenester tits..maybe it has to do with finding out that she was Gavin Rossdale’s daughter well into his marriage to Gwen Stefani, furthering strain on their now dead relationship, that I’m sure Gavin Rossdale doesn’t miss because he prefers his trannies to still have their dicks… Right…. It could also have to do with her being famous for being a famous scandal, before it was cool to be famous for being the product of a famous person’s one night stand….and she’s always had the right level of daddy issues to make her naked in most of her campaigns and shoot..which may not be shocking or exciting today…since everyone gets naked for free…but that is still pretty magical.. Either way, she’s part of Love Magazine’s calendar for Christmas that has nothing to do with Christmas every year…and she’s glorious.. The post Daisy Lowe for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Strips Down in her Video for Attention of the Day

When you’re a moderately compelling, moderately talented, average looking, barely memorable, aspiring popstar because all these girls can sing “good enough” and I guess because music still makes money for them…while movies pay shit…why else do they all crave being on stage dancing around like the annoying attention whores at the family christmas dinner they are…needing the be the center of attention while idiots obsess over them…it suits their needs… It is important to do a video in bra and panties, because…people will care about you more when you’re half naked…it makes even the most average girl semi interesting… I guess she’s just trying to find her place in the world, she has the fans, she sells the tickets, but no one really gives a fuck….and her biggest move to date is fucking Bieber to leverage her career…that’s it… She doesn’t want to be as safe as the girl she leeches on, Taylor Swift, or as insane as Miley…but she’s figuring out the middle ground…and it’s zero exciting….it’s more “tits get hits’…. But I did like when she exploited Chemotherapy to get your sympathy vote…strategy…these people are fucking shameless….and I guess making catchy shitty sngs with videos she’s half naked in…is as shameless as the BEATS by Dre plug… The post Selena Gomez Strips Down in her Video for Attention of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson Kissing Girls and Tits of the Day

The only reason I know who Ashley Benson is, is because she was in that Harmony Korine, Selena Gomez produced, movie Spring Breakers, where she was topless and having a threesome, making out with girls, in a pool with James Franco.. So kissing girls, is how I was introduced to this character, the chubby little college looking girl, on spring break, who turned out to be on some huge TV show, with a Huge fan base, being someone you’d want to cast in a movie that she gets naked in, but mainly because of the big chubby girl tits…something a lot of girls have…because that’s what happens with hormones in the food, laziness, computer life… These are from her snapchats…she’s good… Tits the Season!! The post Ashley Benson Kissing Girls and Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Donald Trump Wins the 2015 ‘Lie Of The Year,’ Surprising No One

Donald Trump’s campaign has won Politifact’s Lie of the Year for 2015. Well-deserved!

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Justin Bieber’s ‘Sorry’ Meets Selena Gomez’s ‘Hands To Myself’ In This Dreamy Mashup

Justin Bieber’s “Sorry” and Selena Gomez’s “Hands To Myself” come together in Troye Sivan’s dreamy mashup.

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