OK, so maybe I haven’t been so nice to Selena Gomez lately, calling her a chubster , and saying she could stand to lose a few pounds . But I take it all back, because here Selena is looking pretty fit out in New York. And just to show there’s no hard feelings, I’d like to make it up to her by offering Selena a few coupons good for 1 free backrub from a licensed blogger. I even make house calls. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
I know I’ve been a little rough on Selena Gomez lately, saying how she could stand to lose a few pounds . But after seeing these pictures of her filming her new music video in LA, I take it back. Because it looks like Selena’s finally put on weight where it counts: between her stomach and her shoulders. And me and the Little Tuna fully approve. Enjoy. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
So professional dancer (and pants fire) Lindsay Arnold showed up to perform at the Celebrity Dance Challenge in LA over the weekend, and I don’t know about you perverts, but I’m digging the sexy stomach peek we’re getting from the Dancing With the Stars hottie here. Normally, when I do a post on Lindsay, I focus so much on her legs or her booty that I forget to properly appreciate the rest of her, so if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to go make up for lost time. I figure 30-45 seconds should do. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Supposedly this super-hot picture of Selena Gomez wearing nothing but a towel is from some series Mario Testino shot, and I’m sorry, but I just don’t get it. How come when a famous photographer asks a hottie like Selena to pose for him in a towel, it’s no problem, but when I do it, I’m considered a creepy pervert? I don’t know what I’m doing wrong… Unless maybe I shouldn’t just be in a towel too. Continue reading →
Oh, you crazy supermarket tabloids. You keep saying Selena Gomez is pregnant? And so is Jennifer Aniston? And Kim Kardashian has broken up with Kanye West 79 times by now, right? WRONG! These tabloid cover stories are all so very wrong. But that's what makes them hilarious! 1. Selena Gomez Pregnant Story This tabloid cover story claims Selena Gomez miscarried Justin Bieber’s baby. For shame, In Touch Weekly. 2. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill Tabloid Cover Tim McGraw and Faith Hill aren’t doing too well. Jealousy is to blame, according to this tabloid. 3. Kate Middleton Tabloid Report Is Kate Middleton pregnant again? According to this (false) tabloid report, you bet. 4. Miranda Lambert Tabloid Cover Miranda Lambert is on the cover of the new issue of Life & Style. 5. OJ as Khloe Kardashian’s Father? Bombshell alert! OJ Simpson may be Khloe Kardashian’s father. Do you believe this rumor? 6. Jennifer Aniston Pregnant, Alone Jennifer Aniston is pregnant and alone. That does not sound like a good combination. View Slideshow
I don’t know if watching girls get older is really porn to you… I mean this isn’t going from 17 to 18 making the chastity belt that is her vagina open the flood gates for your penis, because you respect the law…. This is a 22 year old turning 23….just on the decline, rocking fat legs, because she’s pudgy….in This is not a celebration, this is an RIP to her being at her hottest she’s ever been….sure she’s still young, she’s still rich, she’s still Selena Gomez, but with every year her relevance declines, and to some that may be a celebration….just not to me… But I don’t mind staring at thick thighs…I got nothing else to do. The post Selena Gomez Fat Thigh for Her Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Selena Gomez posted a picture of her upper thigh…and unfortunately…I can’t masturbate to it, because I am not a repressed muslim who is not exposed to the internet..Ramadan…I am not an inmate who has been in prison for a decade or more with no access to women or masturbation for fear of exciting the cellmate who’s got a little less self control when it comes to rape…but then again, maybe I’m just not into Selena Gomez subtle erotica, because I know that Selena Gomez…has more slut to give, more slut in her, and not just because she’s had Bieber in her, but because she worked for Disney and you know how those Disney execs train talent..but I’ll post the picture anyway…because why the fuck not… The post Selena Gomez Thick Leg of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Selena Gomez posted this about her lesbian lover… Don’t ever leave me again @courtneyjbarry welcome home roomie ???? I love you Romance…I prefer Miley level lesbianism, where it’s less “we’re BFFs and we’d never fuck each other, but we’ll be cute and make you think we do for attention”…you know the kind of lesbians your girlfriend and her best friends are everytime they go out to the club without you around…where they may touch tongues, but only with enough drinks in them…and they may compare vaginas but only if one of them has a rash…and they definitely change in front of each other, girls love that shit…and more paying the paparazzi to come take pics of you finger banging in a back alley. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA: INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT FOLLOW ME ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ The post Selena Gomez Lesbianism of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
There are unexpected Hollywood couples, and then there’s this rumor about Jada Pinkett Smith and recording artist August Alsina. Not only is Smith 21 years older than Alsina, she has a son that practically could’ve gone to high school with him. Oh, and there’s also the small matter of Jada being married to Will Smith for the past 18 years. Despite all of that, Jada and August were reportedly spotted getting close at London’s Wireless music festival over the weekend. Over the years, there have been rumors that Will and Jada have an open marriage , and the couple has done little to deny those reports. In fact, just last week, Jada seemed to confirm the arrangement when she stated that she’s not Will’s “watcher” when asked if she ever worries about him cheating. So it seems that the Smiths have something of an open door policy when it comes to fidelity. Even so, this is the first time that either Will or Jada has been caught engaging in any sort of public flirtation. Of course, it’s worth noting that Jada recently wrapped filming on Magic Mike XXL . If she didn’t get the opportunity use her marital hall pass points on set, we can see why she would be eager to make up for it soon after.
Sooner or later, we all get older, right? Some of us just do it better than others. Case in point? These 26 famous people you won't believe are the same age! Then check in the mirror to see how gracefully you're aging. Or don't. 1. June Shannon and Jennifer Love Hewitt June Shannon and Jennifer Love Hewitt are both 36 years old. Yes, Mama June from Honey Boo Boo is somehow only 35 … while we can’t believe our longtime crush JLH is 36 already. One feels like she’s 36 going on 56 and the other, 36 going on 26. 2. Kate Upton and Selena Gomez Starting life as a Disney star might have done Selena Gomez good. She and Kate Upton are both 22 but one looks far older than the other. 3. Lindsay Lohan and Dianna Agron Dianna Agron of Glee is 29. Lindsay Lohan is too. Further comment rendered unnecessary once you stare at these photos in disbelief. 4. Jon Hamm and Jared Leto Mad Men’s Jon Hamm and Dallas Buyer’s Club’s Jared Leto will both be 44 by the end of 2015. Maybe it’s the long hair that keeps Leto looking so Jordan Catalono-like. 5. Robin Wright and Halle Berry Robin Wright and Halle Berry are both 48 years old. Halle just gave birth to her second child while Robin’s are grown and flown. 6. Leonardo DiCaprio and Seth Green It’s hard to believe it, but Leonardi DiCaprio and Seth Green are both 41 years old. Does Seth Green look 41 to you? View Slideshow