Self-portraits, aka selfies, have been around since the dawn of cheap photography. But now, thanks to the Internet, the selfie has become something of an epidemic. Or a favorite pastime? Taking selfies can totally be a hobby. Or at least that’s what we’ll tell ourselves. Even if Katy Perry says selfies are a disease . For some people in Hollywood, the selfie can be a resume builder, cheap publicity, or the very downfall of a career. Celebrities LOVE their selfies. LOVE. And we love that they love their selfies because it really does make them feel just like one of us. After all, we all use the same filters, right? Right. 19 Types of Celebrity Selfies 1. The Cleavage Selfie Cleavage and boob selfies abound on Instagram and Twitter. Kind of like Courtney Stodden’s boobs abound in this selfie. From The Duckface Selfie to the Douchebag, take a look at these 19 types of celebrity selfies and then go congratulate yourself on all the ways you’re the same. Or just hide your head in shame. Your choice. EVEN CATS LIKE SELFIES, YOU GUYS! 15 Crazy Cat Selfies 1. Hey Bruh Yo B. Watchu doin’?
Is it just us, or can you practically hear the wedding bells ringing for Kim and Kanye’s upcoming nuptials all the way from Paris? The famous couple is set to wed on May 24 according to the formal invitation (ours, we assume, was lost in the mail). So we’re not across the pond yet, but… Read more
Everyone should pray hard for Deacon Walter Blanks. According to Bernice Jenkins, he took naked pictures of himself and accidentally sent to the Sunday school website.…
Maybe BeyBey is a baddie after all? According to an interview with the UK Independent: No-one keeps Zahi Hawass, the controversial archaeologist described as Egypt’s Indiana Jones, waiting. Not even Beyoncé. Dr Hawass, Egypt’s former head of antiquities and gatekeeper of the Pyramids, banished Beyoncé from the ancient site after he was sickened by what he described as the star’s rudeness. “Most people I take on tours are very nice and we become friends. But this lady…,” begins Hawass, the former Minister of State for Antiquities, who lost his post during the 2011 protests and is at the centre of corruption allegations over his work for National Geographic. “She said she would come at 3pm but she came late. I said ‘You have to say I’m sorry I’m late’. But she didn’t open her mouth,” continued Dr Hawass, credited with modernizing the management of Egypt’s ancient sites and who claims to have repatriated 6,000 artefacts “stolen” by Western powers. “I brought a photographer and she also had a photographer and a guard. When my photographer started to shoot, he said ‘No, Stop! I am the one who says yes or no, not you.’ I said ‘In that case since you almost hit my photographer and you are not polite – out! I am not giving you the privilege of having you on my tour.’ I said Beyoncé was stupid and I left.” Hey, this definitely isn’t the first time someone has called her stupid and it probably won’t be the last. Apparently this guy is somewhat of a celeb himself, with his own share of rumors he’s battling: Dr Hawass, 66, visiting London to present his latest DNA examination of the pharaohs in a book, Discovering Tutankhamun, admits he has made enemies. “People attack me because I am famous. When I took President Obama to Giza, the camel driver recognised me and he asked ‘But who is the friend of Hawass?’ When I gave a lecture at your Dome of the Millennium 1,700 came to hear me. Bill Clinton got 700.” Protesters denounced Dr Hawass as “the Mubarak of Antiquities” and accused him of corruption. The US Justice Department reportedly launched an investigation into his $200,000 role as National Geographic’s Explorer-in-Residence, which helped secure the Washington-based organization favorable access to the pyramids and Tutankhamun treasures. “There were 20 accusations made against me but they were all dropped,” the Egyptologist said. “They accused me of sleeping with prostitutes which I have never done. No-one can ever bribe me because I am a man of dignity and honor. Every contract was legal. National Geographic benefited more than me.” Famed for his fedora and natty excavation wear, Dr Hawass did launch his own fashion range, offering rugged khakis and leather jackets. But the profits went to the Children’s Cancer Hospital in Cairo. The on-going ferment which has seen the Muslim Brotherhood swept away to be replaced by a new military council has placed Egypt’s antiquities at risk. Vital tourism revenues have been lost. So Dr Hawass is poised to make a shock return. “Already 20,000 signatures have been collected for me to come back. Even those who were against me say they need me back,” he argued. Sounds like he’s not in charge of the pyramids anymore anyway. Wonder how long til Bey shuts him down with a Tumblr post from atop the Sphinx? Tumblr
Teenagers Are Taking Selfies At Funerals Man…the selfie knows no end. People take selfies in every sort of situation but this is too far. There’s a new tumblr called Selfies At Funerals …it’s depressing and somewhat hilarious. But mostly depressing.
Last week I posted SOPHIE SIMMONS FAT IN A BIKINI …because for some reason despite her fatness, I was kinda digging it… Historically I hate fat girls, especially the one I married, and I am only into skinny, half dead looking corpses or fit chicks…while sloppy fat just makes me disgusted by their laziness…especially when you have Gene Simmons money and can afford to pay someone to cook for you and kick your ass in the gym….there’s no excuse…making her laziness even more ugly…but I still liked it… Well after some research I call google, I saw these pics she posted to her social media and I can’t help but laugh at how relevant they are…you see she’s a fat chick according to the paparazzi shots of her, but in her selfies she’s all stretched out and at the right angles…manages to pull off not fat…reminding us of the SECRET INTERNET FATTIES and the fact that girls know their angles…and can trick us into their web of miserable lies…and whether I want in on this bitch fat or not….doesn’t matter…the fact remains she tried to trick the world…and here’s her David Copperfield Illusion….that happens everyday #nofilter.
Jodie Marsh is showing off her tits for Twitter because that’s her only move, it’s her only play, and no one else is bothering taking pics of her, so she might as well do it herself in this DIY era….and I’d prefer her selfies to have more steroid ridden dick clit…she needs to step her glamour model game up..
