In things that I think should never happen in the history of humanity – here is Serena Williams modeling lingerie….becuase I guess at her level of rich and famous athlete, she can do whatever the fuck she wants…. Not to mention, I’ve met countless white dudes, who aren’t even Tennis fans, who think she’s the hottest thing ever, mainly because her ass has a mind and body of it’s own…it’s ridiculous…the kind of ass your penis can’t penetrate, even when you have a 14 inch penis…and the crazy thing in all this is that she only dates white guys, because let’s face it, tennis is pretty fucking White… So maybe I am wrong about calling her “Jonathan Brandis in Ladybugs RIP” all these years…maybe thinking she was a boy, put in girls tennis, to make the family money was a misstep on my part…maybe she’s actually destined to do lingerie modeling…the next Victoria’s Secret model…you know the athlete edition for their sports line…they’ve let a Kardashian into their empire, at least Serena would make sense… Here are the pics.
Gotta set those traps if you’re trying to catch the thirst… Serena Williams Showcases Her Assets On Social Media Just days after letting it be known that she’s desperate to settle down and is single by no choice of her own, Serena took a moment to remind potential suitors that it ain’t all cakes (though she has plenty and some to spare ) when it comes to this bangin athletic bawwwwwdy. She posted this pic over the weekend while catching some sun with her good friend Caroline Wozniacki: Don’t hurt ‘em Serena! Via MailOnline: She revealed just last week that she desperately wants to settle down and have kids. And perhaps Serena Williams was getting a bit proactive about the matter while vacationing in the Bahamas with fellow tennis star Caroline Wozniacki. The 33-year-old shared a bikini selfie of her toned tummy and ample cleavage on Sunday while relaxing poolside with her pal. When asked if she wants to settle down during a Twitter Q&A last week, she wrote: ‘Desperately. My time will come.’ Another fan asked if she was single and she replied: ‘Not by choice.’ But Serena is not the only one, as her pal Caroline was recently engaged before her fiance called off the wedding. Well after snagging the likes of Drake and Common, we doubt that Serena will have much trouble coming up on a boothang sometime soon.
The rumor is that Nicki Minaj has ass implants. I guess the rumor is that any and all of these fat ass girls have ass implants, because we are in the era of the fat ass. I mean she really milks her ass like it was the cow that she is, she even makes songs about her ass, because she’s very into and about the ass… I heard somewhere that she had a scare last week that one of the ass implants popped….because I guess unlike breast implant…they get more wear and tear…. I always just assumed she was fat as fuck and that the ass came with being fat as fuck, because despite being white as fuck and marketed to white people, she is still black and if you’ve ever sen a black girl in leggings, you’ll know they got ass…and that the ass implants were just designed for white girls to participate in this movement..that Kim Kardashian, original ass implant, is the leader of… But then the above picture dropped, of her sitting on what looks like more of pillow than anything human or natural…and I guess that’s up for you to decide if it’s a real ass or a fake ass, because ultimately, I couldn’t care less…because it is Nicki Minaj and she’s the kind of fame whore planting these stories to get people talking… She’s also the kind of girl to show off serious underboob to distract from the ass… This is all such nonsense .Here she is with Ridiculous Underboob…. CLICK HERE
Serena Williams embodies absolutley nothing tennis represents for me, and not because I am a white pant wearing socialite upper middle class motherfucker who sips cocktails at the tennis club, talking about my investments, or new ventures, while my mistress plays tennis as my wife spends my money shopping…but because I have always had a tennis fetish, maybe because I was never allowed in the tennis club, or maybe because skinny, fit, white girls flashing their panties while grunting like they are being savagely fucked up the ass as part of their sport is erotic…while these Serena Williams booty is just fucking savage…I mean it’s so big and scary and would require massive penis to deal with… The good news is I know so many white dudes, rich white dudes, who love being smothered by this kind of thing, because it’s different and got more flavor than the skinny white girls who are with them for their money… I am on the fence about whether this is good or bad, I just know I can’t stop staring…so it is something. TO SEE THE REST OF THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE
In things we already knew news… Common Confirms He Beefed With Drake Over Serena Williams Remember a few years ago when Common and Drake went head to head on tracks like “Sweet” and “Stay Schemin” before nearly coming to blows TWICE during the 2012 Grammys ???? Well after years of denying the obvious, Common has confirmed that their real issue was not Drizzy’s lack of Hip Hop street cred, it was actually a woman—- Serena Williams to be exact. VladTV reports: VladTV sat down with legendary Chicago MC Common and asked about the roots of his previous issues with Toronto rapper Drake. The two went back and forth in 2012, and while many speculated it was over a certain woman the two had in “common,” it was never confirmed. Common admitted during the sit down that it was indeed Serena who sparked the flame which eventually led to him taking shots at the kid from Canada on songs like “Sweet” and his “Stay Schemin’” freestyle. “I think that was, for me, an emotional thing. I was feeling like..at that time, I think it was the “Drake/Serena situation” I didn’t know what was going on with that. I didn’t know if he was throwing things, shots or anything. “This is my ex and we kind of going our separate ways. Unfortunately the war might have been over a girl, even if at the time I never said that.” Oh boys….. Luckily ‘Rena’s moved on from both of them . ..
Dang, it’s sounding like people think Serena’s a sore loser. .. Martina Navratilova Says She Doesn’t Believe Serena Williams Had Virus At Wimbledon As time continues to pass without comment from Serena Williams’ camp following her default during her and Venus’ doubles match Tuesday, tennis insiders are questioning the virus used to excuse her strange behavior. According to ESPNW reports: The official cause of Williams’ withdrawal from her second-round doubles match with partner and sister Venus on Tuesday was termed a “viral illness,” but that has been a source of rampant speculation. “I find it distressing,” said Martina Navratilova, a nine-time Wimbledon singles champion (with 20 titles here, including doubles and mixed doubles) and Tennis Channel analyst. “I think virus, whatever they’re saying it was, I don’t think that was it. I think it’s clear that’s not the case. I don’t know what it is, but I hope Serena will be OK. And most of all, I don’t know how she ended up walking onto the court.” Attempts to reach Williams’ agent, Jill Smoller, were unsuccessful. The Williams sisters defaulted their match against Kristina Barrois and Stefanie Voegele after four double faults by Serena, who, unsteady on her feet, was unable to bounce, toss or serve the ball. After a few words with the umpire, who came off his chair to talk, she played one more point and then retired. She took her sister’s hand, sat down and was examined by medical personnel. The start of the match had also been delayed by 14 minutes while a tournament doctor checked on her. Barrois said she was able to tell immediately that something was wrong. “Barrois said after the first hit in warm-up, [Williams] wasn’t able to hit the ball over the net,” ESPN analyst and former player Pam Shriver said of an interview Wednesday morning. “I asked her what they were being told, and she said they were just told Serena was being evaluated.” Barrois and Voegele turned down interview requests by American reporters after their third-round loss Wednesday because they did not want to answer questions about Williams. On Wednesday, the WTA reported that the medical staff from Wimbledon and the WTA checked on Serena in the morning at the home where she is staying and that “she is resting there and feeling slightly better.” “It’s the most inexplicable thing of all that she was clearly in no state to play a match and that with all the people around her, that they didn’t stop her from getting on the court,” Navratilova said. She has a point there. Why would Serena be allowed to play at all if she had a virus and couldn’t even hit a ball over the net? To further add to the confusion, Serena’s coach said he had not seen her in the days before the match. Williams’ coach, Patrick Mouratoglou, told reporters he had not seen Serena in two days. Williams, a five-time singles champion here and the tournament’s top seed, was upset Saturday in the third round of singles by No. 25 Alize Cornet. “I’ve never seen anything like it and hopefully never will again,” Navratilova said. “Everybody was put in such a difficult position, including the WTA. It’s not right. It defies logic on so many fronts. The coach said he hadn’t seen her for two days. He didn’t know anything. How can you be a coach and not know anything? That’s wrong. And Venus was just kind of there. You don’t know what’s going on, but virus was not it, that much is clear.” Observers, including friends and family, were reported as saying that Williams was distressed after the singles loss. Navratilova, who was No. 1 in the world for a total of 332 weeks in singles and a record 237 weeks in doubles, agreed it was not uncommon for a top player to want to be alone after a big loss. “[But] why would it take two days?” she said. “Either you go home or default. I would expect a default before you play. But once you step onto the court, you’re a professional tennis player, you’ve got to be ready to play. No matter what is ailing you or no matter if you did anything to get you in that state or you’re sick or whatever, you don’t step on the court. You don’t step on the court no matter what.” SMH. Do you think Martina Navratilova is being a hater, or is she just keeping it real?
