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Rita Ora Is Fit As F%ck

If I’m reading this cover right, I guess Rita Ora gave  Shape Magazine  some of her signature workout tips when she made their latest cover. And judging from the photoshoot, I guess it involves using a stripper pole, hanging upside down, and… deep leg stretches ? Anyway, I don’t know how well that’ll work for their readers, but it’s definitely working for me. Yow! Continue reading

Bella Thorne Topless In A Bikini, On The Toilet And White Stuff On Her Lips

Wait! No tongue pic ! Girl is slipping!                   Continue reading

Anne Hathaway Is Boringly Pretty

Remember when Anne Hathaway was a super sexy hot chick? No, me neither! She has always been pretty boring to me, but very doable nonetheless. She’s like the girl you’d bring home to your parents and they’d be very proud of you, but at the end of the day, you’d lock yourself in a closet and watch porn on your iPhone cause Anne seems like snoozefest in the sack. Anyway, I’m an idiot, let’s move along.               Continue reading

Charlotte McKinney Nude And Flowered

I know sometimes I can be a little mean to  Charlotte McKinney , but not this time. I promise. Because this is hands down my favorite way to see the busty blonde get photographed: with her face half hidden and not wearing any clothes. It’s enough to make me think Charlotte’s actually a real supermodel and not just some Hooters waitress who got lucky. …Ah crap. I did it again, didn’t I? Sorry everyone. Just enjoy the pictures. I’ll keep working on it. Continue reading

Student Juggles For A Sobriety Test

Looks like he passed that test. Continue reading

Marina Mayer Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

I want you perverts to meet my latest Russian Insta-hottie find:  Marina Mayer . According to my research, Marina’s from Moscow and you know, I never realized they had such nice beaches in Moscow before. It’s either that, or Marina’s already found a sugar daddy to take her away on bikini vacations. Which is too bad for me, but hey, at least the pictures make a pretty good consolation prize. Enjoy. » view all 12 photos Continue reading

Ariana Grande Does Cosmo

Ever since  Ariana Grande started ditching  the cat ears and actually dressing her age, like the rest of her fellow pop star hotties, me and the Little Tuna have started liking her a whole lot more. And here she is on the cover of Cosmopolitan giving us a peek at that cute little cleavage of hers. It’s not going to light the world’s pants on fire or anything, but it’s definitely a good start. Continue reading

Jessica Lee Buchanan Is One Hot Piece

I know Spring Break is coming up in a few weeks, but in case you can’t afford your own beach vacation this year (or you’re just allergic to sunlight and fresh air, like me), here’s the next best thing: a new bikini photoshoot from South African hottie  Jessica Lee Buchanan . And the best part? This way, you can stare for as long as you want and no one’s going to call you a perv. Well, unless you’re taking your pants off at work. I’ve never worked in an office before, but I’m pretty sure that’s not allowed. Prudes. Continue reading

Tanya Mityushina Will Blow Your Pants Off!

I have to look at pictures of a lot of hot models for this gig — I know, it’s a tough job, but hey, somebody’s got to do it — and in my professional opinion,  Tanya Mityushina here is hands down one of the hottest. I mean, not only does this blonde Russian babe have a killer body, but she also seems to have discovered a genius new way to wear a pair of cut-off jeans. Here’s hoping the trend catches on. » view all 15 photos Continue reading

Bella Thorne’s Tongue Continues

I’m still waiting for Bella Thorne to show off that new nipple ring of hers , and I’m hoping that if I keep asking, eventually I’ll wear her down. (Which is also my patented dating strategy, just FYI.) Anyway, until that happens, I guess we’re just going to have to enjoy more of her signature tongue and busty selfie action instead. Somehow, I think we’ll manage. Continue reading