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Paris Hilton’s Hotness Tour Continues…

I’m always happy to help extend Paris Hilton ‘s 15 minutes of fame by another 30 seconds (or 45 if I’m going for a new personal best), so here’s the original hot nobody at the Charbel Zoe Haute Couture store launch in LA, whatever that is. And all I ask in return is that this hotness comeback tour of Paris’ makes a quick stop at my mom’s basement. Again, we’re talking 45 seconds, tops. The way I’ve been keeping her “career” going all these years, I think it’s only fair. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Super Busty Dani Thompson At The Beach

I’ve covered a lot of busty Brits in my day, but I’m pretty sure this is the first post I’m doing on Dani Thompson here. And even though I didn’t recognize the name, there was just something about the British actress/model that caught my eye. (Just to be clear, it was the giant funbags.) Anyway, upon closer inspection, I recommend you keep your eyes on those, because the rest of Dani isn’t nearly as good. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Jimmy Kimmel’s April Fools Was A Fail

For the most part this prank idea was a huge fail. Better luck next year. Continue reading

Alison Brie Does GQ Mexico

I don’t think I’ve done a post on Alison Brie before, and that’s kind of surprising considering she’s got the two most important qualities I look for in a woman: a great set of funbags and a willingness to show them off to a photographer. But better late than never, I guess, so here’s Alison in a new shoot for GQ Mexico . Enjoy. » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Don’t Worry, Kelli Berglund Is Legal!

OK, so I know this probably doesn’t look good: a Disney star at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards. But don’t worry,  Kelli Berglund here is 19, I double-checked. That said, just because she’s legal doesn’t mean Kelli isn’t still trouble. Because right now she’s giving me a whole lot of trouble when it comes to keeping my pants on. And I’m only one more “incident” away from Starbucks putting me on their permanent watchlist. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Paula LaBaredas’ Sweet Booty Show

If I know my readers as well as I think I do, I’m betting most of you drank way too much on Tuesday to remember it was St. Patrick’s Day. And I’m also betting you’ll dig these bootylicious pictures of Portuguese hottie  Paula LaBaredas in her all-green St. Patty’s Day outfit from Tuesday night. And I’d ask if I was right, but I know none of you perverts are still reading this anyway, so instead I’ll just shut up and let you enjoy. (You’re welcome.) Continue reading

Kjell Bracke Picture Moment

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Jordan Carver And Her Eighth Wonders Of The World

Here’s the eighth wonder of the world Jordan Carver and her massive German mounds at the special screening of ‘Muck’. I’ve never heard of this movie, but I have a feeling that it’s a horror flick with a bunch of no names. Anyway, I would have liked to have attended this event just so I could have been close to those things. Man, they’re incredible.               Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Gizele Oliveira Is The Hottest

Since you know how much I like finding new hotties to fall in love with over the Internet, here’s my latest discovery: Gizele Oliveira . According to my research, Gizele’s from Brazil, like practically 90% of the hotties I post on this site. But apparently she also calls herself a blogger, which instantly makes her the hottest blogger in the world (present company excluded, of course). See? I always knew we were meant for each other. And by always, I mean ever since I first saw her 10 minutes ago. I’d better go upstairs and tell my mom the good news. » view all 24 photos Continue reading

Gigi Hadid And Rachel Hilbert Disappoint Me

As much as I think Gigi Hadid and Rachel Hilbert are hot as f#%k, I think I may have to ban them from Hollywood Tuna because here they are hanging out with douche Cody Simpson. What’s even more shocking, I believe Gigi is even dating him. Worst career move ever! Anyway, here they are at Victoria Secret’s The Ultimate Spring Break Bash and I can’t even enjoy them in their bikinis because I’m so disappointed. » view all 18 photos           Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews Continue reading