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Irina Shayk Belongs In A Bikini

I don’t know why we don’t get more photoshoots like this one from Irina Shayk . I mean, for my money, she’s hands-down one of the hottest women in the world. But for some reason, it’s been at least a couple months since I last did a post on her. And all I know is, in an ideal world, we’d be getting a new bikini photoshoot from Irina every other day. Then again, I’d also be married to Irina while simultaneously dating the rest of the Victoria’s Secret Angels, but for right now, I’d settle for just one of those dreams coming true. » view all 11 photos Continue reading

Taylor Swift Works It At The Brit Awards

Yesterday it was the ELLE Style Awards , today it’s the Brit Awards in London. I’m telling you guys, Taylor Swift never turns down a gig. Not that I’m complaining or anything, because she looks as good as ever. And actually, that gives me a great idea. As you all know, I’ve been trying to catch Taylor’s leg show in person for years, with no luck. But if she won’t show for me, maybe she will for the first annual Tuna Awards. Hmm, now I just have to figure out how to fit a stage into my mom’s basement… » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Charli XCX’s Sideboob For The Win

Here’s Charli XCX continuing to make a strong case for herself to become my new favorite pop star by dropping some serious sideboob at the 2015 Brit Awards in London. And you know, I’ve given so much coverage to busty British hotties over the years, they really should’ve made me an honorary Brit by now. That or give me a night with Charli. I’d be happy with either. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kerrie McMahon Bikini Pictures

I’ve done a few posts on Kerrie McMahon by now, and considering the only thing I know about her is that she’s got a drool-worthy booty, I figured I should probably get to know her a little better before I start planning our future divorce. So I did some research and it turns out Kerrie’s originally from Ireland and that she used to be a school teacher before she moved to LA to become a model. And even though I’m sure an entire classroom full of Irish dads would disagree, I think that was a great call. Because forget teachers, if there’s one thing the world needs more of, it’s hot bikini models. Now that’s a true noble profession. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Baby Is Possessed

This baby will give you nightmares! Continue reading

Mariana Vicente See Through Goodness

I’m a little surprised I’ve never heard of Mariana Vicente before this, considering the Puerto Rican hottie placed in the Top 10 at the Miss Universe pageant in 2010, according to my research. And everyone knows I’ve got a thing for beauty pageant runner-ups — because unlike the winners, I might actually have 0.001% of a shot with them. So now that I’m seeing Mariana at the Hot Tub Time Machine 2 premiere, I figure I owe her a long-overdue date with the Tuna or at the very least, a Twitter marriage proposal. Better late than never, right? » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Squeaky Shoes At The Dog Park

Want to know how to drive dogs crazy at the dog park. Watch this video. Continue reading

Squeaky Shoes At The Dog Park

Want to know how to drive dogs crazy at the dog park. Watch this video. Continue reading

Anastasia Nova and Samantha Gill’s Bikini Goodness

I don’t know a whole lot about Anastasia Nova and Samantha Gill , besides the usual — that they’re models and “actresses” and whatever else hot nobodies call themselves on their resumes. But this pair of bikini hotties are definitely my new fantasy after this beach shoot. Of course, as a pasty blogger, everyone knows I’m allergic to the sun and spending more than 5 minutes at a time outdoors, but I’d be willing to risk it to be the Tuna in this hottie sandwich. Enjoy. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Anastasia Nova and Samantha Gill’s Bikini Goodness

I don’t know a whole lot about Anastasia Nova and Samantha Gill , besides the usual — that they’re models and “actresses” and whatever else hot nobodies call themselves on their resumes. But this pair of bikini hotties are definitely my new fantasy after this beach shoot. Of course, as a pasty blogger, everyone knows I’m allergic to the sun and spending more than 5 minutes at a time outdoors, but I’d be willing to risk it to be the Tuna in this hottie sandwich. Enjoy. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading