Farrah Abraham has made me money over the years, thanks to her staged sex tape that I was given an exclusive clip of, and that GAWKER when they still existed linked, sending 200,000 TEEN mom perverts over to the site, many of whom pulled out their CREDIT CARDS and bought her sex tape…I guess seeing a slut from MTV, who is only on MTV for being a TEEN SLUT, do hardcore porn, ANAL AND SQUIRTING, as sluts do….with a male pornstar named James Franco or some shit… ANYWAY…. That makes her my favorite, my friend and ally, even though I haven’t met her….because none of these other whores, empowered sex positive slut or not have made me shit…. So for that I appreciate her…but I also appreciate her clown tits coming to the circus tits…with that mangled fucking face…. She may not be a legend, but she’s something…I am just not sure what. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Farrah Abraham Bolt Ons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Farrah Abraham has made me money over the years, thanks to her staged sex tape that I was given an exclusive clip of, and that GAWKER when they still existed linked, sending 200,000 TEEN mom perverts over to the site, many of whom pulled out their CREDIT CARDS and bought her sex tape…I guess seeing a slut from MTV, who is only on MTV for being a TEEN SLUT, do hardcore porn, ANAL AND SQUIRTING, as sluts do….with a male pornstar named James Franco or some shit… ANYWAY…. That makes her my favorite, my friend and ally, even though I haven’t met her….because none of these other whores, empowered sex positive slut or not have made me shit…. So for that I appreciate her…but I also appreciate her clown tits coming to the circus tits…with that mangled fucking face…. She may not be a legend, but she’s something…I am just not sure what. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Farrah Abraham Bolt Ons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Farrah Abraham has made me money over the years, thanks to her staged sex tape that I was given an exclusive clip of, and that GAWKER when they still existed linked, sending 200,000 TEEN mom perverts over to the site, many of whom pulled out their CREDIT CARDS and bought her sex tape…I guess seeing a slut from MTV, who is only on MTV for being a TEEN SLUT, do hardcore porn, ANAL AND SQUIRTING, as sluts do….with a male pornstar named James Franco or some shit… ANYWAY…. That makes her my favorite, my friend and ally, even though I haven’t met her….because none of these other whores, empowered sex positive slut or not have made me shit…. So for that I appreciate her…but I also appreciate her clown tits coming to the circus tits…with that mangled fucking face…. She may not be a legend, but she’s something…I am just not sure what. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Farrah Abraham Bolt Ons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Madonna in lingerie for her 75th birthday is kind of a weird approach, but the girl has spent a career that spans 6 decades doing whatever she can to get noticed, and it has consistently been the “shock” value, get naked, exploit sexuality….offend…because without that angle, or novelty act approach…no one would have given a fuck, but instead she became Madonna…the icon, the Gay Icon, the super famous who doesn’t realize that we’ve all seen what she looks like now, and we don’t need to see updated pics of her in lingerie…she’s fucking old as shit and there should come a time in every whores life that she retires that sandpaper, dried up, dangling pussy hole….to focus on important things like knitting… But unfortunately, old people have access to facebook, social media, etc….and along with getting involved or victimized by scammers…also have the ability to post slutty content because as narcissists they can’t process the simple fact that they are old as shit… Here’s this old hag being old as shit…half naked…as she does…it’s the only way to get people to notice…like that little kid who figured out pissing himself gets him attention…only this eldery twat saves the pissing herself for the privacy of her own home…where her lingerie is more adult diaper / pee pads…than lace… Terrifying. Definitely. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Madonna Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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We have been quite suspicious of current contestant Jed Wyatt on The Bachelorette . But now we are just beyond over him. After the singer/songwriter boldly opened up to Hannah Brown about why he really signed up for the popular dating show, she thanked him for his honesty. He may not have signed up for the right reasons, as he admitted it was to further his music career, but he now swears that he is completely ready for an engagement. Some viewers may have been able to look past Jed’s shady confession, but for those who still continue to doubt his motives, well good job — you are highly intuitive. And now that this shocking story has surfaced, I bet we can all agree that he has to go. Apparently, Jed was still in a relationship when he went on to the show. Yes, he should’ve been immediately booted out right along with fellow contestant Scott who was also coupled up prior to meeting Hannah. (AKA their possible future fiance?! What are these men thinking?!) Wyatt was allegedly four months into a relationship with fellow Nashville-based musician Haley Stevens when he first left to find love (or followers) on the reality show. Stevens recently told People about her devastating situation, while giving us all the tea on two-timing Jed. “We spent the night together the night before he headed to L.A.,” she said, opening up publicly about their romance for the first time. “He told me [the show] was just an obstacle and we’d be stronger on the other side because of it.” Stevens says Wyatt was completely clear with his motives for going on the show, which he applied to before they started dating. “He told me [early on] that he had applied,” says Stevens, 26. “He said, ‘It’s probably not going to happen, but it’s a huge opportunity. I’m only doing this for my music.'” “He only did it for his career,” she said. Stevens continued explaining that she was under the impression that he just wanted a platform. “He kept telling me, ‘I don’t want my dad to have to help me pay rent anymore.'” “He said he only wanted to be top five… to be a major player so that it would be beneficial,” she explained. And yes Jed may have already explained all of this to Hannah, but we all know she would have gone total beast mode and thrown him out of the mansion immediately If she knew the real truth. As for Haley, she wasn’t worried about him dating another woman at the time because he reassured her saying, “It’s not real. It’s acting.” Even after Wyatt got the call in February that he was officially joining the cast of the show, the two took a romantic vacation to the Bahamas, where they said ‘I love you’ for the first time. According to People , the last time Stevens and Wyatt spoke was right before he began filming. “He called me when he landed in L.A. He said, ‘I love you, and I’ll call you when I get back,'” she said. Bachelor rules state that all contestants must give up their cell phones during filming, so Stevens obviously grew nervous. The poor girl had to read through spoilers and actually suffer through watching the show just to see what was going on with her man. “I was following along on spoiler accounts, trying to figure out when my boyfriend was going to come home,” she said. “I bought a homecoming outfit that I was going to wear to maybe pick him up at the airport.” But as Jed and Hannah’s relationship continued to advance, she began to panic. “I was terrified that he would fall in love with Hannah,” she confessed. “In the beginning, I felt bad [watching the show] because I thought he loved me and was faking dating her.” “But then I thought, my boyfriend could be engaged to someone else”… “Seeing him kissing her for the first time was the worst day,” she explained. Wow. what a terrible situation for both Hannah and Haley. Let’s all cross our fingers in hopes that it isn’t Jed who gets down on one knee at the end of this. (please be Peter) Either way, we hope Jed’s music career was worth it because pretty sure he is about to have like 0 fans now. View Slideshow: Hannah Brown: All of the New Bachelorette’s Ex-Boyfriends Revealed!
Just when you thought the talk of a feud between Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton had finally died out, along comes yet another report of Meg rocking the boat. Yes, get ready to be annoyed by fussiness over an outdated institution, ladies and gentlemen, because we have new accusations that Meghan is violating royal protocol ! In the past, we’ve heard allegations of Meghan failing to curtsy properly and just generally eliciting widespread pearl-clutching across the UK. Now, it seems like the stuffiest royal traditionalists might want to hold on to their heart meds and prepare to pop their monocles, as Meg has reportedly arrived at the very obvious conclusion that the entire concept of a royal family is, in fact, quite dumb. Or at the very least, she’s fed up with abiding by rules that infringe on her individuality. According to a new report from Radar Online, the Duchess of Sussex is sick of being the low woman on the totem pole and she’s now “fighting for equality” within the Windsor clan and refusing to “bow down” to her superiors. We’re guessing that means Kate and the Queen because that’s usually how these stories play out. “Meghan and Harry feel that the rules and regulations in connection with royal protocol are antiquated to forward-thinking millennials,” says one insider. “Meghan and Harry respect tradition but want the freedom to do their own work and promote their causes without being held back by any constraints.” First, they came for breakfast cereals, mortgages, and bar soap, and now millennials are killing the royal family! Though it sounds like Meghan is locking horns with her in-laws, the insider insists her objections have more to do with the work she plans to do going forward: “This is the real point of contention and it has nothing to do with Meghan versus Kate or Harry versus William,” the source claims. “Meghan has big ambition and lofty goals and feels it is unfair that her unrelenting work ethic is being stifled because the others can’t keep up with her.” Meghan is on maternity leave at the moment, having welcomed her first child just last month. But the informant says she’s already planning to accomplish some big things once she returns to duchess duty later this year. “It’s not a competition to Meghan, it’s about working hard and delivering results and that is what she is laser focused on,” says the insider. “Expect her to make a huge comeback after her maternity leave ends. You will see her everywhere and she is already booked out through 2021.” We suppose we’ll just have to wait and see what Meghan has in store. It’s probably some sort of laudable philanthropic endeavor, but we’re deeply petty people, so we’re sort of hoping she announces a Most Popular Duchess contest and starts barnstorming all over the British empire. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle’s Deleted Instagram Revealed: Booze, Boyfriends & Bedroom Selfies!
The Bachelor Nation doesn’t have to follow The Bachelorette Spoilers to know that Luke Parker is the absolute worst . We’ve all seen that creepy promo where Luke slut-shames Hannah. Now, Bachelorette castoff Devin is discussing what he saw of Luke behind the scenes — and how the holier-than-thou act may just be an act. Entertainment Tonight spoke with Devin Harris about what Luke Parker is really like. Is he a zealot or just a douche? “He is very fickle and flippy floppy,” Devin assesses. “In terms of the way that he moves throughout the season.” “Weirdly enough,” he remarks of Luke P. “When it was the guys, he’s cool enough.” “But once Hannah becomes involved,” Devin observes. “He becomes very manipulative. … ” He then comments: “I think he has douchey tendencies.” Then he gets into that disturbing scene where Luke talks about keeping “the marriage bed pure,” like a total creep. Devin remarks: “He never spoke about those types of dynamics with us.” “I think that ultimately, if Luke is following a path like that,” he expresses. “It’s important to remember that… God’s accepting.” “He’s an accepting person,” Devin emphasizes. “So I don’t know if really — and I’ll put this out there — I don’t know if it’s a facade,” he suggests. Now that’s a thought. “He’s saying he follows a certain path,” Devin continues. “That’s fine.” “But I don’t think that passing judgment on somebody is the kindest thing you can do,” he states. Devin is correct. He says that this is true “especially in relationships, when it’s about accepting someone’s flaws or challenges.” “That’s how you get to know somebody,” Devin notes. “You accept those because you accept that person.” Devin points out that even Luke P has admitted to acting a certain way on camera. So once again, he brings up that the audience — and Hannah — don’t truly know how much of this is fakery. “I think there is an aspect of facade that he is portraying,” Devin suggests. So which part is fake? What is the real Luke like? What does he hope to gain by acting like a douchey wingnut? Devin admits to being as in the dark as the rest of us, saying: “I guess that’s what we’re all trying to figure out!” Chris Harrison delved into Hannah’s very firm and wisely independent attitude. He quotes Hannah: “‘No matter what you believe, my body, my choice, my life, and if you don’t like it, there’s the door.'” “‘Don’t let it hit you in the a** on the way out.’ That’s how she approaches all the men,” he explains. “She’s very vulnerable and emotional,” Chris observes. “But don’t you dare cross her and question her decisions.” He explains: “because this is her life and you’ve got to respect that.” Now, Chris Harrison has also stated that he thinks that upcoming events will be polarizing among viewers. It may depend upon their views of religion and sexuality. That makes sense — there are lots of opinions within Christian circles, and then a whole spectrum of non-Christian views. But the only opinion that matters at the end of the day is Hannah’s. Like she says, it’s her body. The big question is what Luke could possibly hope to gain from whatever facade he may be putting on. Maybe Devin’s wrong and he’s just a fanatic. Or maybe … he’s fishing to launch a career. Plenty of washed out actors have launched new careers as conservative commentators in recent years. Maybe Luke is treating this show as an audition for that? If so, he’s doing a real disservice to Hannah. View Slideshow: The Bachelorette Spoilers: Check Out the Lucky Guy Who Wins Hannah’s Heart! [UPDATED]
Even though Anfisa Arkhipchenko Nava is not on 90 Day Fiance: Happily Ever After ? this season, fans are still following her life. She has her first-ever bodybuilding competition coming up, and has totally transformed her body in preparation for it. But what’s her secret? In an interview with E! News , Anfisa Arkhipchenko Nava is opening up about her body transformation — and her secret to losing weight. “First,” the 90 Day Fiance alum reveals. “I lost about 15 pounds in about six months.” “And,” Anfisa shares. “That’s when I started thinking about competing.” “So then I actually gained a little weight,” she explains. “To increase my muscle.” Those increased muscles are hard to miss. “But then I lost more,” Anfisa continues. Overall, her body transformation didn’t happen overnight. “It took about a year and a half,” she divulges, adding that “I wasn’t in a rush.” Sow hat kinds of numbers are we talking, here? “In the beginning, I was 146 pounds,” Anfisa shares. “And now I’m about 120.” A lot of total body transformation stories have to do with much more dramatic degrees of weight loss. Anfisa’s is another story. “I’ve actually been skinny my whole life,” she acknowledges. “But when I moved to the United States,” Anfisa notes. “I gained about 15 to 20 pounds.” That’s not a lot of weight, but on her small frame, it gave her a curvier look. Not that it matters, but why did she gain weight? “The food here is different from the way I used to eat in Russia,” Anfisa explains. There are three things that the United States does better than any nation on earth: military size, entertainment industry, and food. “In Russia,” she shares. “I would eat home-cooked meals.” “But here,” Anfisa continues. “I would go out to eat a lot.” It’s not just restaurant food (which, for many, can be healthier than what they can afford to make at home) or American food that made the difference. “And I wasn’t really controlling it,” Anfisa admits. She characterizes: “I was eating everything.” There was a reason for which she was using food to keep herself happy. “There was also more stress,” Anfisa acknowledges. Stress from moving, stress from her marriage, stress from her reality career, and of course stress from Jorge’s arrest (and eventual imprisonment). So how did she trim down and get those insane abs? “I just reduced my portion size,” Anfisa reveals. “And started doing cardio too.” She gets specific about aspects of her workout routine. Anfisa spells it out: “I was doing the elliptical or the treadmill five or six times a week for 30-40 minutes.” She has also shared details of her home-cooked meals. Next weekend is the NPC West Coast Classic in Riverside, California. It will be Anfisa’s first ever bodybuilding competition. Could this be the start of a whole new career for her? “Possibly,” Anfisa admits. “We’ll see how this first one goes.” “I don’t really have any expectations,” she clarifies. “I just want to get my feet wet,” Anfisa explains. “And see what its like and go from there.” “Besides the competition,” Anfisa reminds her fans. “I’m going to school,” “I’m in community college,” she notes. “But this August I want to apply to a four-year university.” “I want to go to one of the universities in California,” Anfisa expresses. “But,” she admits. “I don’t know which one.” We hear that USC may have an opening or two . As fans may recall, Anfisa and Jorge dropped out of Happily Ever After? after negotiations fell through. They wanted more money than the notoriously cheap show was willing to pay. Real talk: is Anfisa ever coming back to reality television? “I don’t have plans for it right now,” Anfisa replies. “But never say never!” View Slideshow: Anfisa Nava Trashes Body-Shamers, Preps for Bodybuilding Competition
Javi Marroquin is wifing up his main squeeze. The Teen Mom 2 cast member and ex-husband of Kailyn Lowry popped the question to his longtime love this Memorial Day weekend. Suffice it to say, she said she'll think about it. J/K. Lauren Comeau and Javi, who also dated Teen Mom 2 co-star Briana DeJesus, have been over the moon for some time. Lauren gave birth to their first child last fall, and it didn't take long after that for the obligatory engagement chatter to begin. Well, consider the rumors over now. Javi spoke to us exclusively about his proposal — how he planned it, exactly what went down, and what they already know about the wedding. Congratulations to the happy couple on this huge milestone. Here are the awesome details of how it all went down … 1. Javi and Lauren Are Engaged! Their beautiful love story has quite the history, and Javi has given us ALL of the details on how this sweet proposal went down. Plus, more photos. … 2. False Start Javi and Lauren began dating back in July of 2017, but they called it quits just a few months later. 3. Breakup to Make-Up But in the end, love emerged victorious, and following Javi’s brief romance with Briana DeJesus, he and Lauren reconciled and set about the business of making up for lost time. 4. Many Hurdles to Clear Javi and Lauren have overcome a great deal to get to this point. Their romance started out as a long distance relationship, with Marroquin in Delaware and Comeau in Massachusetts. 5. Moving Fast So when they decided to get back together, Javi and Lauren didn’t leave anything up to chance. 6. Wasting No Time Within six weeks of confirming their reconciliation, Javi and Lauren announced that she was pregnant. View Slideshow
