Helena Christensen still looks amazing…and she’s probably in her 70s… She was one of the earlier Victoria’s Secret models…and is a nice reminder that Victoria’s Secret models never die, well I’m sure at least one has, maybe of anorexia or drugs…but I’m not talking about those ones…. Maybe she’s a robot created in a lab before they had the technology to make Josephine Skriver… Maybe this is some WALL-E shit and she’ll be walking the fucking earth long after we kill it… A forever reminder that earlier Victoria’s Secret was a better, simpler time, before Victoria’s Secret was played out, tacky, for basic ghetto bitches in every fucking mall. You know when the images weren’t the fucking same for 3 decades, but were exciting and celebrated, new and fresh, daring and edgy, controversial…and something men jerked off to in an era there was no porn, and to give wives a modern take on the Sears Catalog… Smart marketing…it’s got old now that everyone is a nude model…but it’s still naked or half naked chicks and that is what it’s about. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Helena Christensen Nude of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Hilary Duff is in a Swimsuit is the biggest thing you will see all day… Not just because she is showing off her thick, crossfit looking, mom of two body. Not because she is sturdy as fuck and looks like she could move heavy appliances on her own. Not because she has high muscle tone, and high testosterone, giving her a high sex drive that got her knocked up more than one…with different men…like some kind of irresponsible heathen at the Abortion clinic not sure which dude to notify cuz they all come in her. But because she’s Hilary Duff…and will always be relevant…because she’s Hilary Duff….and people grew up on her, like an old friend…on some vacation selfies that you’re jerking off to cuz you remember the glory days of when you were all young and you wanted to fuck her….it’s basically how people use social media with girls from highschool..only there for the vacation pics…but the celeb version and that alone is huge. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Hilary Duff Swimsuit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Rodin Eckenroth / Getty Raz B Threatens To Drop Tour Because Alleged Abuser Chris Stokes “Felt” Present Last night, B2K member Raz B announced he’s quitting their “Millenium Tour” after less than a week on the road. Raz B expressed that he didn’t feel safe around Chris Stokes, the group’s former manager, and accused sexual abuser. The singer-dancer said he felt Stokes was present and alluded to Omarion knowing what he was talking about. Raz B, 33, has been consistent for over a decade with his account of alleged sexual abuse he experienced from Stokes and Marques Houston . The rest of B2K denies experiencing any abuse. In his initial announcement, Raz B said to fans: “Actually lemme correct myself. Raz B is officially off the tour. I don’t feel safe, because I feel like Chris Stokes is around. So guess what? I’m off the tour. Good luck to everybody. No disrespect to Omari, cause he’s my brother. Omari, if you come talk to me and you want me to do this tour, I’ll do this tour, but I’m officially off the tour. K?” In another deleted IG story post, he continues: “Oh, guess what? I guess we’re about to shoot the new ‘Surviving Chris Stokes’ movie, right? So call Lifetime cause I’m ready to talk.” Earlier today, Raz B updated fans after an outpour of support, announcing he’s BACK on the tour. He said he appreciated everyone’s “love, sympathy, and understanding. The entire ordeal has people chatting about who is right and who is wrong in this situation… If B2K is really cool with Chris Stokes being at their concerts and backstage they're all trash af. It's one thing to not know how to move because you're a child, but y'all grown ass men. I see that as intimidation. He knows what he did to Raz B. He's sick af. — B (@BSimone24) March 13, 2019 We nearly lost Raz B from the tour, can we please keep Chris Stokes away from this man! See how Twitter is weighing in on this after the flip.
Source: WENN / WENN via Bossip.com : Missy Elliott is set to become the first female Hip Hop artist inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame when the annual ceremony goes down in New York City in June–but she’s got another big accomplishment on the way, too. Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Close Thank you for subscribing! Please be sure to open and click your first newsletter so we can confirm your subscription. Email Submit Ahead of that absolutely major honor, the music legend is also going to receive an honorary doctorate from the prestigious Berklee College of Music alongside longtime pop star Justin Timberlake and conductor Alex Lacamoire. The school announced this news about their upcoming recipients via Twitter on Tuesday. SEE ALSO: 18 Songs You Didn’t Know Missy Elliott Wrote According to the Berklee College of Music website, Berklee President Roger H. Brown will present Elliott — a 5x-Grammy Award winner with nominations spanning three decades — Lacamoire and Timberlake with honorary Doctor of Music degrees at Berklee College of Music’s commencement ceremony on May 11 at Boston University’s 7,000-seat Agganis Arena.This year’s honorary doctorate recipients are being recognized for their “achievements and influences in music and for their enduring global impact.” ANNOUNCEMENT: @jtimberlake , @MissyElliott , and @LacketyLac to Receive Honorary Doctorates at #Berklee Commencement https://t.co/6OvOkfWCkE pic.twitter.com/k9Bsr1W42G — Berklee College of Music (@BerkleeCollege) March 12, 2019 Past recipients for this prestigious honor include Duke Ellington, Aretha Franklin, Dizzy Gillespie, Quincy Jones, B.B. King, George Clinton and Nile Rodgers. [ione_media_gallery src=”https://rickeysmileymorningshow.com” id=”1845258″ overlay=”true”] ALSO TRENDING ON RICKEYSMILEYMORNINGSHOW.COM : Chance The Rapper Ties The Knot, See The Wedding Photos Rickey Smiley’s Uncle, Thomas Smiley, Passes Away New Study Reveals Marijuana Before Sex Could Lead To Mind Blowing Orgasms Follow @TheRSMS
A man is being praised as a “modern-day Jesus” for performing one service, free of charge, for those who want it. He is donating his “strong sperm” to help women across the country get pregnant. And he wants to make his act international. The man reveals that he has a special recipe to keep his sperm high-quality and 100% organic. About five years ago, L.A. native Kyle Gordy advertised on Craigslist that he was willing to donate sperm to help someone become pregnant. Within two weeks, a woman accepted, and became pregnant via in vitro fertilization. “I was going to apply to a sperm bank, but the whole thing just felt so cold and clinical,” Kyle tells Caters News . “My sperm is much better than what is in a sperm bank,” he claims. Kyle explains: “as it’s strong and fresh during the donation, while I also do it all for free.” He says that he asks those receiving his “donations” to cover his travel, but gives the actual sperm for free. How does Kyle say that he keeps his sperm so healthy? With organic food combined with 18 different herbs and supplements — each and every day. “I need to keep myself healthy, so I have the best sperm,” Kyle shares. “I have no idea why a woman would want to use a sperm bank when she could just use me,” he says. “The specimens at a bank could be sitting there for years,” Kyle suggests. “You don’t really know what you’re getting.” So, what's this stuff about him being Jesus-like? “People have called me a modern-day Jesus,” Kyle acknowledges. “And I have to agree with that.” As he explains, he has precisely the qualifications of a Christ-like figure. “I’m very generous and giving,” Kyle says. “And the fact that I’m Jewish while Jesus was also Jewish.” That's … actually a pretty good point. Though 27-year-old Kyle has fathered 18 children and has another 5 on the way, he's not interested in fatherhood. “Kids are a huge responsibility, and I think that is too much for me to handle,” Kyle explains. “So now,” he continues. “I can have kids and help women at the same time.” He says that, more often than not, he just ends up donating fresh sperm which is then used for in vitro fertilization. He does this for single women but also for couples. However, he says that about 25% of the time, recipients opt for a different donation method. Kyle Gordy even has a website where he gives people advice on how to be as fertile as possible. “Some women don’t want to do artificial insemination as they don’t want to waste time,” Kyle says. He continues: “and they feel it will be most effective if we do it the old-fashioned way.” “They will ask if we can just have sex,” Kyle claims. “And I’ll tell them I’m up for it and we exchange STD tests.” “Obviously, I’m a guy,” he notes. “So it is fun to do it that way if we both like each other.” Sure.
Abbie Burnett said “I do” to John David Duggar back in November of 2018 in Arkansas. We all remember hearing about their big special day , but now we are finally getting some exclusive details about the wedding thanks to Monday’s Counting On episode. Like the unusual way that Abbie picked out her sparkling wedding gown! The Duggar girls had the smart idea to create a pop-up shop inside of their home for Abbie after she claimed she felt too rushed to go to Kentucky with her future sisters-in-law. So instead they brought the shop and the designer to her! The bride-to-be decided to use Miss Renee, a designer used by Jinger, Joy and Kendra, to make her one of a kind gown. And all within 25 days! That’s right, Abbie was on a very tight schedule as she was one short month out from her wedding , with NO dress. So she quickly began the dress hunt in their small makeshift store. The Duggar’s Arkansas house was packed full of female relatives, including Abbie’s mom and sisters flying in to join the numerous Duggar girls, according to the Daily Mail. “It really reminded me of a real wedding dress shop,” Abbie said while surrounded by numerous white dresses, as well as a large mirror. “The Duggar girls are real wedding experts so I’m happy to have their thoughts and opinions.” Despite being “stressed” about her wedding day, she somehow insisted she had not given much thought to the dress. *gasps* “I told Miss Renee what I wanted and I just kind of left it with her,” she said. “I’m a little nervous. I’m hoping that I’ll find the right one.” John David, who was not in the room (obvi) but was later asked about his thoughts on the gown search, he said, “I would love to see Abbie in a wedding dress.” Abbie continued to try on several options, standing on a pedestal in front of a mirror as the ladies viewed in awe of the beauty. The first one had too much lace and the second was rejected for its dark pink color, her mom Cheryl joked that it looked “Great for the bridesmaids.” She instantly fell in love and found her perfect match with Dress #3. The room filled with excitement and everyone knew it was the clear winner. However, she did admit she was concerned with one major issue – the lack of sparkle! “It’s really close to the wedding, we don’t have time to make another one.” Instead, the designer added a simple ‘sparkle skirt’ and Abbie was thrilled. “The whole thing just shimmered. It was gorgeous,” she said. “I love her smile, she’s just glowing,” Renee shared, asking to call the dress “the Abbie.” Once the veil was added and she was handed the bouquet of flowers, it all sunk in and Abbie began to blush. The designer kindly told the 26-year-old, “You can get married now – you have a dress.” Cheryl chimed in saying, “I haven’t cried at any daughter’s wedding, but I’m afraid I might at this one.” “When they grow up, you’re hoping they can find their spouse for life, and it’s a good thing. We’re happy for her and glad to see her spread her wings.” Abbie admitted to “bittersweet” feelings over the wedding, saying “I have been really close with my parents and siblings, so it will be a little different moving to Arkansas, moving away from my family.” “I’m a little bit of a homebody. I lived at home for 26 years, so it will be a big change…but a good change.” At the end of the successful find, Jessa Duggar insisted they should leave the large viewing mirror there for the “next bride.” “You never know who’s going to make the next big announcement.” Babies, weddings, proposals…?! We’re here for all the (redundant) Duggar family news ! View Slideshow: John David Duggar & Abbie Burnett: NO 1 CURR About Jim Bob’s Rules!
In recent weeks, disgraced rapper R. Kelly has been arrested multiple times and three allegedly incriminating sex tapes have surfaced . Many hope that he will finally go to prison. Others worry that, should somehting happen to him, a worse fate will befall his alleged victims. Those fears seemed realized when police received a 911 call warning that five of Kelly’s women were participating in a “suicide pact.” According to an alarming 911 call, R. Kelly’s alleged victims were in danger of taking their own lives. The warning regarded Azriel Clary and “four other women, who are victims of R. Kelly.” According to the caller, those five women “are planning to carry out a suicide pact.” The location was to be “at one of the condos at Trump Tower.” There was no indication on the call of when the alleged pact would be carried out. Similarly, there was no revelation of the unit number at the Chicago building. Nonetheless, at 5:30pm on Tuesday, police arrived in the area. The Chicago Police Department confirmed to People . “Police received a call from an out of state anonymous caller,” the CPD stated. The call was “stating that people at the location were going to carry out a suicide pact.” “Police on scene,” the statement explained, were there “conducting a wellness check and it is not a bonafide incident.” In other words, it appears to have thankfully been a false alarm. It is a relief to hear that those poor women are alright. However, R. Kelly’s attorney who has been speaking on his behalf recently was less than thrilled at the intrusion. Greenberg claims that it “It is offensive that anyone gives this any credibility.” For the record, police perform wellness checks more or less any time that someone calls them with frantic concerns. And it seems that this cry of alarm was especially believable. Prior to the release of the Surviving R. Kelly docuseries, an early alleged victim of the disgraced rapper spoke to People . In that interview, Lizzette Martinez described the horror that she faced … and claimed that there was a suicide pact in place. “I was the beginning of the predatory behavior. I was… I met him after he married Aaliyah,” Lizzette confessed. “I had it bad but what I hear today is that he’s taking this to a whole other level,” she admitted. Lizzette expressed: and I’m so worried about the young women in the house.” “I mean my anxiety is constantly through the roof,” Lizzette shared. “Because I hear the parents,” she explained. “I hear there’s a plan in place.” “That he’s put it in place that if something goes down,” Lizzette said. “They’re all going to take pills and kill… I just can’t.” “I just don’t understand it,” she admitted. “And I’m so worried about them.” “It just breaks my heart,” she concluded. “I’m so angry with him.” A lot of people feel similarly. We all hope that those young women will survive. View Slideshow: R. Kelly Addresses Sex Abuse Accusations in 19-Minute Song
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Josephine Skriver’s all right… I mean it’d be really unfortunate for her dad and his ego because she was his science experiment, where he designed her in a test tube to grow up to be a model, using his gay sperm and some lesbians egg….funded by the evil Victoria’s Secret empire…. If she didn’t end up the half naked set of tits that she is…it’d be a fail for all. So thank god that worked out for everyone…we need to be in a world where hot chicks can be designed for rich people, like IVY League education can be bought by celebrities for their shitty entitled kids, because actual human genetics are pretty unfortunate with fatness and ugliness duck facing everywhere.. Give me a homosexually designed, test tube made….very expensive prime rate pussy. https://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Josephine-Skriver-@josephineskriver-•-Instagram-photos-and.mp4 The post Josephine Skriver and her Genetically Modified Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
If you watched the first two-hour installment of The Bachelor season finale on Monday night, then you learned two important things: The show’s producers have figured out a way to drag this thing out to an absurd degree, and Colton is all-in when it comes to Cassie Randolph. Last week, Colton got dumped by Cassie (Fun fact: He’s the most-dumped bachelor in the show’s history!) and in response, he hopped a fence — with impressive upper body strength — and took off into the wilds of Portugal. This week, Colton kicked both Tayshia and Hannah G to the curb in order to focus on winning back Cassie — who, again, had just dumped him. We all knew Colton’s fantasy suite week would probably feature considerably less sexy-time than past seasons, but we didn’t think dude would end up just as single and virginal as when he started! At times, it was tough to figure out what the Colton was thinking. But in a new interview with People , Underwood makes it clear that there was just one thing going through his mind — Cassie. “I had to fight for Cassie,” the ex-football player tells the magazine. “I was ready to end the show.” Colton says once he poured his heart out for Cassie, he knew there was only one path forward. “Once I had the conversation with Cassie, my mind was made up. I was either going to leave by myself, or I was leaving with her,” he says. As for sending Tayshia and Hannah packing, Colton says he did as much for their sake as for his own. “I had to do what was right, and what was best for them, and that was to have that tough conversation,” he tells People. “The game was changed in a way,” “I knew I could walk away heartbroken,” says the Bachelor star. “But I had to fight for Cassie.” Colton seems like a decent fella and all, but he’s definitely guilty of sugar-coating some heaping spoonfuls of BS. We don’t doubt the sincerity of his feelings toward Cassie, but after the famous dump-and-jump scene, it’s not like he could have gone back and tried his luck with Tayshia or Hannah. Imagine if he had to watch the Cassie breakup with one of the other women, having recently proposed to her . We’re guessing that wouldn’t have gone over to well with either Hannah or Tayshia. Colton might not always be the brightest bulb when it comes to his love life. But even he has the foresight to anticipate a disaster like that. View Slideshow: The Bachelor Season Finale, Part 1: What Did Colton Do?!?
