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Melissa Benoist For You Nerds

Posted on October 10, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s one for all you nerds out there: Melissa Benoist  dressed up as Supergirl and doing that classic “leaning up against a car hood” model pose. (Personally, I think it works a lot better in a bikini than a cape, but what do I know?) Anyway, before you geeks get too jealous about the dude she’s with in these pictures, according to my sources, that’s some loser named “Superman” and they’re just cousins. Phew. Continue reading →

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Emily Ratajkowski Naked Before She Was An Instagram Model

Posted on October 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I don’t know if  Emily Ratajkowski is still trying to become an “actress” these days or what, and I’m too lazy to look it up, but here’s an old photoshoot I found that proves she could be one of the most talented models of all-time if she’d just stick to taking her clothes off for the cameras. Forget Hollywood. This is clearly Emily’s true calling. » view all 11 photos Continue reading →

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World Most Expensive Things

Posted on October 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

Time to realize how poor you are. Continue reading →

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Monkey Grooming Human

Posted on October 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

That person should get checked or fleas or ticks. Continue reading →

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Victoria Justice Is Not Naked In NKD

Posted on October 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I don’t know who’s responsible for this blatant false advertising, but I got really excited when I heard that A) there was something called Naked Magazine and B) that one of my #1 hotties Victoria Justice was on the cover of their October issue. But then I saw the pictures and maybe my eyes are just ruined from all the years I’ve spent in front of a computer screen, but Victoria’s definitely not naked in any of these. I double-checked and everything. Unacceptable! Continue reading →

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Tom Hanks Crashes A Wedding

Posted on September 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

Well, this couple has a pretty good story to tell about their wedding day. Tom Hanks seems like a genuine good dude. Tom Hanks Crashes Our Wedding from First Day Films on Vimeo . Continue reading →

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Elle Brittain’s Boobs Could Be The Next BIG Thing

Posted on September 26, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

You know I’m always on the lookout for the next big thing in the ultra-competitive world of “busty hotties with giant funbags” and I think I’ve finally found one. So I want you all to meet  Elle Brittain . And remember that name. You know, assuming you’re still able to remember your own name after looking at these pictures of the busty blonde Aussie hottie. Take your time. » view all 14 photos Continue reading →

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Kendall Jenner Attempts To Be A Real Model In Vogue

Posted on September 20, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s my favorite fake model  Kendall Jenner pretending to be a real model in the latest issue of Vogue Spain . Sorry, Vogue España . Anyway, listen, even though Kendall’s the only one in that entire family that’s cute (and doesn’t make me want to throw up in my mouth), she’s still no model. It’d be like saying just because I’m the best athlete between me and my mom, I should get to play in the NFL. Life doesn’t work that way. Well, unless you’ve got filthy rich parents, I guess. Continue reading →

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Sarah Hyland Is Cold And Nipply

Posted on September 16, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

Sarah Hyland looks a little chilly at the Audi Celebrates The 68th Emmys event. Maybe she needs my warm breath to help bring down those nipples since I’m a professional nipple warmer. Call me. » view all 12 photos           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Kids Play Metallica Otside A Mall

Posted on September 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

Pretty damn impressive! I like these guys better than original! Continue reading →

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