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Sasha Cohen Does Sexy Yoga

Here’s one of my favorite Olympians Sasha Cohen practicing one of my all-time favorite pastimes: bikini yoga. And I’m sorry, but I don’t know how they haven’t made this an Olympic sport by now. I mean, if they consider ice dancing a sport, why can’t this be one too? Anyway, if the IOC ever does come around, I just hope they pick me to be a judge. Sure, I don’t know the first thing about yoga, and I can’t even touch my toes, but I have years of experience judging women in bikinis. And that’s got to count for something, right?                   Continue reading

Kayla Lewis Bikini Pictures

Just when I think I know every hot bikini model out there, I come across a new one like Kayla Lewis here that makes me have to update my list again. And I don’t mean my list of models I’ve covered, because everyone knows I’m not that organized. I mean my list of models to propose to via Twitter . I try to chip away at it a little bit each day, but at this rate, I don’t think I’m ever going to get through them all. » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Kate Upton Does Manic Magazine

I can’t speak for you guys, but I’m pretty glad to see Kate Upton getting back to her old busty ways with this latest photoshoot for Manic Magazine ‘s lingerie special. Because if she wants to reclaim her title as my favorite busty blonde, a new set of seriously-hot lingerie pictures are a great start. Obviously, a surprise visit to my mom’s basement would’ve been even better, but hopefully Kate’s working her way up to that. So for now, just enjoy these. I know I will. Continue reading

Lucy Mecklenburgh’s Cleavage Show

In case you forgot,  Lucy Mecklenburgh here isn’t just a busty British reality star, she’s also a “fitness guru” and apparently, an author now too. Because here she is launching her new book “Be Body Beautiful” in London. But forget all these lame health tip books. If Lucy wants to write something people can actually use, she should do a self-help book on lingerie — specifically, how to take it off hotties like herself. For some reason, I’m still working on mastering that one. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Adriana Lima Hits The Beach

Here’s one of my all-time favorite supermodels Adriana Lima putting on her own personal wet T-shirt contest during a shoot for Victoria’s Secret. And after hours 30-45 of seconds of careful deliberation, I think I’m ready to declare a winner: every single one of us. So congratulations everyone, and enjoy! We’ve earned it. » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Erin Heatherton Must Smell Real Good

So I know I said Erin Heatherton looked a little “thick” the last time we saw her and I’d like to officially apologize, because the Victoria’s Secret hottie was looking great at the launch party for some new cologne called Curve Sport. I bet she smells great too, but until they invent Smell-O-Vision for laptops, I can’t say for sure. I tried putting my nose right up to my screen, but the only thing I got was the smell of old pizza and dirty laundry and a headache. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Miley Cyrus Gets Classy

I have no clue what the W Magazine Shooting Stars Exhibit is, but I do know that Miley Cyrus showed up to the opening of it showing an acceptable amount of skin, and that’s good enough for me. Anyway, that said, I’m not sure how I feel about this whole “classy” Miley look. I just know I like her a lot better when she wears pasties instead of pants. But I guess she saves the really good stuff for special occasions. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Salma Hayek’s Cleavage Show

I’m always a fan of the big award shows, even though I’ve never been invited to one (hint hint). Because no matter how boring they get, they’re always a good excuse for a bunch of hotties to compete to see who can drop more red carpet cleavage. It’s one of my favorite annual traditions. So here’s perennial favorite Salma Hayek at the InStyle and Warner Bros. Golden Globe afterparty. And while she didn’t win for Best Globes this year (that award goes to J-Lo ), she should know that it’s an honor just to be nominated for this made-up, arbitrary award determined by a perverted blogger. So congratulations Salma! And better luck next year. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Nicole Scherzinger Promotes Moterboating

Here’s my favorite honorary busty Brit  Nicole Scherzinger at the London Boat Show, which is pretty exciting news, because agreeing to appear at a boat show is just one step away from agreeing to hook up with a blogger on the C-list hottie career ladder. So here’s Nicole launching something called the Sunseeker Predator and while I’ve never been a big boat guy, after seeing these pictures, I’d love to take her out for a test motorboat. Just to be clear, I’m not talking about the boat. » view all 22 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Limbo Prank

This is a pretty funny prank of people limboing. Continue reading