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Luna Castilho Will Blow Your Mind

You guys know that, as a cynical, jaded blogger, there isn’t a whole lot I believe in. But I’ll admit I’m a sucker when it comes to love at first sight. And I fell hard for Brazilian model Luna Castilho the first time I saw her, or more accurately, saw that perfect booty of hers. So enjoy these latest bikini shots from Luna, but just remember, I called dibs. Continue reading

Sadie Robertson Is Trouble

I didn’t recognize the name Sadie Robertson , so I did some research and found out that she’s on Dancing with the Stars this season. Then I also found out two more things that ought scare off you perverts: first, she’s only 17, and second, she’s one of the kids on Duck Dynasty . So considering I’m pretty sure her family owns more guns than I do Kleenex boxes, let’s all just stay out of trouble and move it along. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Porn Star Kim Kardashian Knows How To Dress

I know I like to rag on Kim Kardashian a lot, but I will say this, the porn star MILF definitely knows how to dress. Here she is in Paris for Fashion Week, and even though I don’t know much about fashion, I do know that this outfit must be pretty special. Because it’s currently doing the impossible: making me actually enjoy seeing pictures of Kim for once. Bravo. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com , Fameflynet Continue reading

Sofia Vergara Does Cameron Diaz

Because Modern Family is just the gift that keeps on giving, now here’s Sofia Vergara in a sexy costume for the show’s Halloween episode. According to my sources, she’s dressed like Cameron Diaz in Shrek , and listen, I’m not going to complain about any costume that shows off Sofia’s perfect body this well, but if they wanted to go with a movie reference, personally, I would’ve picked something a little more original. Like say, Janet Leigh from the shower scene in Psycho . Feel free to bank that one for next year, guys. » view all 27 photos Photos: WENN.com , Fameflynet Continue reading

Lisa Snowdon’s Bust Are Impressive

Since you guys seemed to dig those shots of Lisa Snowdon so much yesterday, here’s the busty British cougar back at it again today in another tight t-shirt that shows off her seriously impressive talents. You know, I’ve always been interested in moving to England, their men’s magazines are better, their reality stars are hotter, and my pasty white blogger complexion would fit in way better. I’m not sure what I’d do for work, but if Lisa’s looking for a new personal assistant, I give great back front massages. Call me. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Lisa Snowdon’s Bust Are Impressive

Since you guys seemed to dig those shots of Lisa Snowdon so much yesterday, here’s the busty British cougar back at it again today in another tight t-shirt that shows off her seriously impressive talents. You know, I’ve always been interested in moving to England, their men’s magazines are better, their reality stars are hotter, and my pasty white blogger complexion would fit in way better. I’m not sure what I’d do for work, but if Lisa’s looking for a new personal assistant, I give great back front massages. Call me. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Karrueche Tran Is An Idiot, But This Random Blond Is Amazing

Yeah, so in case you hadn’t noticed, that isn’t Karrueche Tran in the picture above, it’s just some random blonde girl (congratulations, you’re Internet famous!). I did that because Karrueche is with Chris Brown in these pictures helping promote his new album or something, and I can’t support their relationship. And for once, it’s not just because I’m jealous either. Anyway, as hot as Karrueche is, she’s got terrible taste in men. So who knows, maybe there’s hope for the two of us yet. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Micaela Schaefer Knows How To Celebrate Oktoberfest

Here’s the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer posing in one of my favorite outfits of hers. And no, I’m not talking about lederhosen (mostly because I don’t actually know what those are), I meant that black censored bar. Anyway, in case you couldn’t tell, Micaela and her pals are celebrating Oktoberfest with this shoot, which I always thought was just a beer and sausage party. But if you ask me, I think adding topless women is a serious improvement to any annual tradition. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

More Ariana Grande Hotness In Japan

Since you guys seemed to dig those shots of Ariana Grande doing her sexy schoolgirl thing in Japan so much yesterday, here’s a few more pictures from the pop star cutie’s world tour. This time, she’s at the airport giving us a peek at that sexy stomach of hers and showing the fans some love. Which is great and all, but if she really wanted to do something for the fans, she should start by sending me those signed bikini selfies I keep asking her for. C’mon, I even included a self-addressed stamped envelope and everything. » view all 25 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Lisa Snowdon Busts Out On The Street

Here’s busty British cougar Lisa Snowdon leaving her radio station in London, and I’m sorry, but I still don’t get how a girl this hot is stuck doing radio. It’s a total waste of those talented funbags. I know I talk a lot about all my great show ideas, but I think it’s about time for me to pull an Oprah and start my own TV network. I’m telling you, “The Lisa Snowdon Trampoline Hour” has got Emmys written all over it. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading