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Maria Sharapova Bikini Pictures

Posted on July 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

Good news! Now that Wimbledon’s over, it looks like Maria Sharapova can finally focus on the truly important stuff, you know, like hanging out in a bikini. And yeah, I know these shots aren’t the best quality, which is a little disappointing. But not nearly as disappointing as the fact that Maria didn’t invite me along instead of that other loser. I’ve always wanted to play doubles with her. And I’ve been practicing my game and everything. Solo, but still. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →

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Sophie Monk Is Not The Babe She Used To Be

Posted on July 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

Used to be, we’d get pictures of Sophie Monk on the site and my pants would almost immediately spontaneously combust, but it’s been a long time since I’ve done a post on her, and I’m sorry to have to report that she’s just not doing it for me as much anymore. Believe me, I’m just as disappointed as I’m sure she is. Oh well. At least we’ll always have the archives to remind us of happier times. And by us, I mean me and the Little Tuna obviously. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →

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Micaela Schaefer Is Still The Best Dressed Of All-time

Posted on July 8, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

In case anybody out there was still wondering why I call Micaela Schaefer the best-dressed nobody of all-time, A) it sounds like you’ve got an even worse attention span than I do and B) what were we talking about again? Sorry, I got distracted by all this ridiculous cleavage. So, uh, anyway, here’s Micaela at some fashion show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week putting on one hell of a show of her own. And I just hope all the other hotties out there were paying attention, because I’d love to see this outfit become the latest hot nobody fashion trend. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Amazing Cleavage Show

Posted on July 8, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

See, now this is exactly why I love Nicole Scherzinger so much. Not just for all the impressive cleavage she’s got on display, but because she’s actually pulling her jacket open to give us and the paps an even better look. So all you wannabe celebs out there, take note: that’s how you keep those 15 minutes (and pants fires) going strong year after year, by giving the fans what they want. And while we’re on the subject, where are those signed lingerie pictures I kept asking for? Do you think they got lost in the mail? » view all 11 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →

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Kaley Cuoco Bikini Pictures Are A Fail

Posted on July 7, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s one for all you nerds out there: Kaley Cuoco in a bikini at the beach. Of course, these pictures are only half as good as they could’ve been though, considering Kaley covered up for some reason. But as disappointing as this is for the rest of us, I know you nerds have to be pretty psyched. While we just see some lame bikini pictures, I’m guessing you see another sign that you and Kaley have so much in common, you even both keep your shirts on at the beach. Feel free to run upstairs and tell your parents the good news. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →

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Lisa Opie’s “Yoga” Workout Is Full Of Booty

Posted on June 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

See, for anybody out there wondering, this is why I love hot nobodies so much. Because not only do they do “yoga” workouts in the park in bikinis, but they also make sure to invite the paparazzi along to capture every glorious, booty-filled minute of it. So here’s Lisa Opie , who I’m pretty sure is some kind of busty model/former pageant winner, but if she keeps this routine up for much longer, she’ll be able to add “the Tuna’s new favorite workout hottie” to that resume of hers. » view all 13 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →

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Adrianne Curry Is Actually Modelling For Once

Posted on June 26, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

Huh, so I guess all those years she spent as a professional Twitter model finally paid off for Adrianne Curry , because here she is at an actual photoshoot being photographed by real cameras instead of her own phone. So let this be a lesson to all you wannabe models out there: if you work hard, stay disciplined, and constantly tweet out pictures of yourself in revealing outfits , you too can become a real model someday. So don’t give up on our dream of seeing you in a bikini on a daily basis. And, uh, your dreams too. Never give up on those either. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading →

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Melanie Brown’s Booty Is The X Factor!

Posted on June 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s Melanie Brown aka the hottie formerly known as Scary Spice looking anything but scary on her way into the X Factor auditions in London. I’m assuming she’s one of their new judges this year or something, which I could probably look up if I wasn’t so lazy. Also, if I wasn’t currently busy trying to remember if Melanie’s booty always looked this tasty or if that’s a recent development. I think you’ll all agree that’s a much better use of our time right now. Enjoy. » view all 36 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Melanie Brown’s Booty Is The X Factor!

Posted on June 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

Here’s Melanie Brown aka the hottie formerly known as Scary Spice looking anything but scary on her way into the X Factor auditions in London. I’m assuming she’s one of their new judges this year or something, which I could probably look up if I wasn’t so lazy. Also, if I wasn’t currently busy trying to remember if Melanie’s booty always looked this tasty or if that’s a recent development. I think you’ll all agree that’s a much better use of our time right now. Enjoy. » view all 36 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Michelle Trachtenberg Is My Choice

Posted on June 20, 2014 by Benny Hollywood

According to my sources, it was the 4th annual Critics’ Choice Television Awards last night, but I don’t really blame you if you missed it, considering the collection of “talent” they got to show up. I mean, where was Sofia Vergara , or my all-time favorite TV booty Maria Menounos ? Instead, I’ve got to give out our coveted Best Funbags award to Michelle Trachtenberg , pretty much by default. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still happy to invite Michelle over for a celebratory motorboat, I just hope there’s a little more to choose from next year. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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