Nicki Minaj isn’t enough of an attention seeking fame whore – because she’s not hanging out with Kendall Jenner…but the bootleg Hadid, who is the hotter Hadid, but more importantly, her pussy grab isn’t her fisting herself. You know how Cannes is supposed to be celebrated…France moves… The post Nicki Minaj in Cannes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Frida Aasen is in some campaign and she’s fucking amazing…the pictures are lame, played out, trying too hard on the aggressive piss soak, but she saves the fucking day with her nipples and body…perfect…… Frida Aasen was born in Kristiansand, which seems like some religious amusement park full of bible thumping weirdos, either doing sensationalized evangelical curing of disease, or maybe just a place to repent your sins, including but not limited to jerking off to their 20 year old locals…because they are amazing.. Kristiansand, is unfortunately not a bible thumping weird place for religious freaks, but rather a town in Norway, that creates oddities like this babe…it almost makes me want to convert… The post Frida Aasen Soaked in Piss in Hipster Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A day is not a day without some contrived hipster photoshoot – where girls seem to be natural and laid back – just doing their thing with their tits out – whether that is arts or crafts or using a Netty Pot while eating Organic Juices…it is at the point of ridiculous because it’s so fucking contrived…just own you over produced dog shit…Anna Christine Speckhart…whoever you may be…. Tits though….if you can find them….not because small tits deserve small tit jokes…some of my favorite tits are small tits.. The post Anna Christine Speckhart Nipples for Swimwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am zero into Gillian Anderson….I never thought Gillian Anderson was hot. I never watched the X Files. I also thought the nerds who thought she was hot were just undersexed perverts and they were..and I realize that those are probably the same people who visit the site…all 3 of you… I also know that they are loyal….so I figure I’ll give them some Gillian Anderson Cosplay as Marilyn Monroe in whatever movie or TV show she is currently doing…because I know the kind of loyal to Gillian Anderson weirdo will and probably has already come to this….three times….it happens… But for someone not into Gillian Anderson at her prime, I sure as hell am not into her now…and those hands are something out of the fucking X Files all alien corpses or some shit…that you’d want up in your shit…because as an old man prostate massages are your only orgasm. The post Gillian Anderson as Marilyn Monroe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t like fashion unless I can jerk off to it – because fashion – like porno – loves naked women…naked tall skinny women – and even though fashion is designed by gay dudes, made for rich women, and women aspiring to dress like rich women – the tits are always exposed…because of art, or naked body form, or that clothing is meant to cover you, so in contrast of that, without fashion you are naked, in what I think is more about clickbait than anything….SHOW tits, don’t call it porn, MAKE real moneys… The model is Hana Jirickova…she is Czech, which is the location of all of your favorite porno, the girls are the hottest in Czech Porn, and I guess when they are tall enough they throw them into this…Vogue erotica…weird. The post Hana Jirickova Tits for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alexis Ren is loved by girls which I find interesting because women are usually catty as fuck and hate other women…especially when the other women get naked or half naked on the internet and social media for attention….in images that get 500,000 likes per fucking photo, which is pretty fucking crazy when you consider that an MTV show gets less love… The world is a weird place…but I’m all for girls getting naked and I repeat myself everyday on that, because these girls repeat themselves everyday with getting naked, only no one calls them repetitive and boring, because new nudity is always fresh and exciting, even if we’ve seen it all before.. It’s nice knowing we live in a world where you don’t have to jerk off to the same picture twice. The post Alexis Ren for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Alexis Ren is loved by girls which I find interesting because women are usually catty as fuck and hate other women…especially when the other women get naked or half naked on the internet and social media for attention….in images that get 500,000 likes per fucking photo, which is pretty fucking crazy when you consider that an MTV show gets less love… The world is a weird place…but I’m all for girls getting naked and I repeat myself everyday on that, because these girls repeat themselves everyday with getting naked, only no one calls them repetitive and boring, because new nudity is always fresh and exciting, even if we’ve seen it all before.. It’s nice knowing we live in a world where you don’t have to jerk off to the same picture twice. The post Alexis Ren for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kendall Jenner’s Ass looks amazing….. This is form some whoring she is doing for her own clothing collection that you know sells millions of dollars worth of China made, toxic, child labor shit no one needs…except maybe for that one piece with her ass out, that shit is what dreams are made of, inspiring, aspirational, selling me the dream…making me a believer… I know she’s still a Kardashian, but this is what fit, young ass is supposed to be…and this is the way I want to see all girls always…you can’t hate them when they are in thong one pieces…you have to thank them knowing that young girls everywhere will now be ing thong one pieces… The internet is…a wonderful thing. The post Kendall Jenner in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am well aware that Ariana Grande, fat American hating, narcissistic little Disney cunt, is terrible, and that her concerts would be the fucking worst…but I didn’t think it was this bad…. RIP Ariana Grande fans, when we all know it should have been her taken out, as if it wasn’t she’ll be milking this for a long fucking time….or maybe it will make her feel guilty have have her spiral out of control… I am sure I’ve said “her fans should die” at least once in my life, but that was strictly a figure of speech, because she’s terrible and her fans allow her to survive… I didn’t mean it, and think dying in concert, even terrible concerts, is bad…and the only fatality should be your dignity for being a fan of trash…. But I don’t think humans should be exploding other humans…that’s just fucking nuts.. It’s a sad day….knowing that you can’t go to a shitty concert and not get killed. I mean Ariana Grande’s fans are probably 15 year old girls. What the fuck…or maybe they are sexual predators, like the time I went to some Teen Action movie to look at the 18 year olds in tight clothing….it happened..it’s real…and really Ariana is kinda hot, especially knowing how naughty Disney Trained her… I guess she’s da bomb… 19 people dead…50 injured…just fucking crazy….makes you not want to leave your house..seriously…. The post Ariana Grande Concert Explosion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Elle Fanning is 19 year old sold by her parents….the second string talent….Plan B…after Dakota lost her shit for being put out there at a young age, you know the getting a puppy before your old dog dies, so that you don’t feel as sad when it dies, the money grubbing parents who like exploiting their kids version… Elle Fanning is not wearing a bra, has a hard nipple, in an era where nipples are celebrated, while I remember when nipples were considered pornography….so thank god for that change…otherwise where would I be….not looking at Elle Fanning’s hard nipple in Cannes…that’s where… Either way – QUirky TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elle Fanning Hard Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .