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Laetitia Casta Still Modelling of the Day

Posted on March 10, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Laetitia Casta is or was a french model turned actress with awesome tits who in the 90s was the one of the girls you’d find on celebrity porn sites I used to jerk off to…..because she was French and the fact she had massive tits….her tits pics were everywhere… Meaning me and her go way back…and her classic titty pics have made me cum at least once….not that I like talking about jerking off to slow loading tit pics on dial up in the 90s…..but it makes me feel like I have some sort of connection with her. …but as it goes with most girls who have made me cum…I forget she actually existed…you know cuz we went our separate ways…I started hating celebrity sites so much I created one and she didn’t put much effort into doing more substantial projects with her tits…. But Today….today…because today…we have learned…that she is the new old tits for whatever this shit is…. The post Laetitia Casta Still Modelling of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Truck Driver Side of Street Bang and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on March 9, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dolphin Drops in on Surfer Roadside Wanker Actor Faizon Love’s Airport Incident… Grandma of the Day Jesus on the Escalator Weird Dude Doesn’t Like Pictures of his Property Taken…. The post Truck Driver Side of Street Bang and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco Yoga Ass in Big Bang Statement of the Day

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I am not in the mood to write bullshit blog posts on bullshit people – like I do everyday – day in and day out – in this thankless existence….because social media exists so that I don’t have to…and as I fade into obscurity – like I am on the Titanic and I’m the captain and have no choice but to go down with the ship…only instead of an overhyped ship, I’m an irrelevant titty blog… But then I saw this pic of Kaley Cuoco, who makes 1,000,000 dollars an episode – or more….which takes a bout a week to do…and thought…she’s got it figured out…because she’s turned her irrelevance into cash money….because she’s convined people she’s not irrelevant..even though she’s pushing 40 and not hot…and as she waits around…she takes butt shots for attention…all part of her calculated plan of not mattering but being very expensive in her hot mattering.. The post Kaley Cuoco Yoga Ass in Big Bang Statement of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Hart and Olivia Aarnio for Australian Swimwear of the Day

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I wrote a poem about Jessica Hart ….. Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart It was the level of inspiration I got from these pics of this 30 year old bikini model who barely matters but who has a great gap….and ability to seduce and lock down billionaires who have herpes from Paris Hilton….and all the other sluts they fucked before being obscure and homosexual…it happens when young billionaires fuck all the model pussy…. It’s like dude knows he owns this bitch, and she lets him do whatever he wants because she knows at 30, she’s not as good as all the other pussy he can get, but she probably rides off the nostalgia and lets him fuck all the other pussy so that her meal ticket doesn’t escape her… She’s boring, she’s in a bikini, I’m posting this because why the fuck not… The post Jessica Hart and Olivia Aarnio for Australian Swimwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Hart and Olivia Aarnio for Australian Swimwear of the Day

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I wrote a poem about Jessica Hart ….. Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart Jessica Hart It was the level of inspiration I got from these pics of this 30 year old bikini model who barely matters but who has a great gap….and ability to seduce and lock down billionaires who have herpes from Paris Hilton….and all the other sluts they fucked before being obscure and homosexual…it happens when young billionaires fuck all the model pussy…. It’s like dude knows he owns this bitch, and she lets him do whatever he wants because she knows at 30, she’s not as good as all the other pussy he can get, but she probably rides off the nostalgia and lets him fuck all the other pussy so that her meal ticket doesn’t escape her… She’s boring, she’s in a bikini, I’m posting this because why the fuck not… The post Jessica Hart and Olivia Aarnio for Australian Swimwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mischa Barton Titties Blazer Selfie of the Day

Posted on March 9, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mischa Barton posing in front of the mirror – topless in a blazer is almost as exciting as her public freak out a few weeks ago – where people called 911 to save her from whatever demons she was seeing, or voices she was hearing, because she’s a broken addict who loves being medicated…or last week, when she did the whole water campaign for a low level escort agency that signs up all these low level models and helps them get their work visa’s in some weird Trump Approved because it includes pussy scam…even though she’s already famous, has her papers…but I guess was out there trying to get attention for not being a cellulite ridden monster….and I think she’s perfect.. I like a fall from the top, still young but so broken from the fall…and haggard from the medicating….that there’s a little more edginess to her…a little more attitude…and her entitlement a little more humbled or crazy…either way…it’s magic… I wish I was her management…but I guess she hasn’t hit rock bottom yet…despite seemingly hitting rock bottom a dozen times…she’s just too coddled to ever really hit rock bottom…unless she accidentally overdoses which will probably happen…failing me and our future selling her out for sex work…where we will both prosper…I mean who wouldn’t pay 50 bucks for head from Mischa Barton….pretty much NO ONE…. The post Mischa Barton Titties Blazer Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Grace Hartzel by Terry Richardson – Hipster Model Tits of the Day

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Grace Hartzel is a new it girl model, rocking the hipster feminist scene as most girls who get naked are doing because if you’re a slut and you play that it’s for intellectual purposes or to propel the plight of the whore to be something more than just whoring for material goods….it makes getting naked make more sense, even though it’s all you want to do as it requires little effort and for the most part you can sleep in most days and party all night…why not…and in Grace’s case she’s getting more and more attention…she shows more and more pubic hair or armpit hair or whatever the angle to be convincing is…and she’s in these pics for Terry Richardson….proving to you all that it fucking works… She’s got nice small tits…and it makes for a good time…so look and appreciate her in photo as the rest of her, like when she talks, is probably as tedious as a presentation in a Women’s Study class…. Terry’s back, but these pics are dull as fuck…. The post Grace Hartzel by Terry Richardson – Hipster Model Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Ewers in Creepy Cotton Panties of the Day

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Anna Ewers rhymes with Sewers but isn’t a sewer…at least not in this photoshoot because her thin, cotton panties, reminiscent of the 70s…or an innocent high school girl accidentally flashing you on the bus..you fucking pervert…are pretty fucking clean…no green sludge stains you’d expect from someone like Anna Ewers, who is a real crowd favorite…all in Victoria’s Secret, walking runways, making moves…all for being tall, hot, skinny and rockin’ that stamp of approval Anna Ewers is German, from Nazi lineage, possibly genetic modification due to Nazi science…but more interestingly…she probably likes being shit on…because…Germans… Here she is in some “I am a Woman”….for Women’s Day…because W Magazine knows how to Pander…. The post Anna Ewers in Creepy Cotton Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sara Sampaio in GQ Italia of the DAy

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Sara Sampaio is in GQ Italia because she’s so fucking Euro…and they have her posing with what looks like a Ferrari or some shit because they are so fuckign Italian…and their pride, besides pizza and pasta and half of the cast of The Jersey Shore….is their goddamn cars… Sampaio…is not Italian, but apparently portuguese and thus able to live and work in Italy due to her EURO passport….but she’s too busy taking her skinny body to America to steal all the local jobs from the locals…like all these immigrants do… This shoot isn’t hot or interesting, but it’s a skinny model bitch who makes over a million a year posing with cars…and somewhere out there someone will be very into it… The only thing I like about her, besides the tanned skin and the smell of fish lingering from her portuguese past / and / or / her putting things in her vagina that lead to infection…is that she’s skinny…because this getting comfortable fat thing is pretty vile for dudes who don’t like fat chicks…even though I’ve seen this acceptance of being fat happen everytime a woman has a kid…because if you can be a lazy fuck..be the lazy fuck…it’s better than pressuring yourself to be all hot… Here she is in some “I am a Woman”….for Women’s Day…because W Magazine knows how to Pander….this needs to be Parodied it’s so bad… The post Sara Sampaio in GQ Italia of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Weird Shaped Body Takes a Traditional Selfie of the Day

Posted on March 8, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kendall Jenner posted this picture of herself taking a traditional selfie with a film camera in the mirror like it was the 50s and 60s…in an era pre iPhone..or instagram…where people like Kendall Jenner would probably not exist, or be hit celebrities, or average looking girls the industry pretend are models, because they want the followers she’s got to buy their shit…and if the world thinks she matters who are they to fight it….. She’s got some weird shaped body, typical Kardashian, where nothing is real but the money they scam…and I don’t find her hot or interesting, or standout at all… Here she is in some “I am a Woman”….for Women’s Day…because W Magazine knows how to Pander….this needs to be Parodied it’s so bad…but I’ve posted it 3 times thanks to women’s day being such a dumb frucking concept….especially when puppet’s like Kendall actually think they are progressing the woman species…when really they are just exploitative tabloid cunts about it… The post Kendall Jenner’s Weird Shaped Body Takes a Traditional Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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