== Court Room Brawl Car in Overtaking Dry Waterfall Comes Back to Life Collapsing Wall of the Day He Rammed His Car Into a Bunch of Teens Another Angle for Angry Bagel Man Dog Chases Bear Woman Suing Over This…. The post Woman Trying to Buy Shit with a Toy Credit Card and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
LOOK! A decade can go by and thee useless whore from 10 years ago has all the skills in place to be the useless whore of today. The girl trying to generate as much attention to herself as possible…only 10 years old…divorced and a mom…just how no one wants their bikini pics to be…at least not when looking at them on the internet… Like sure, when we’re at the pool or the beach and the divorcee who just found pilates to finally drop that babyweight she didn’t bother dropping when she was married…cuz she was married and who cares when you’re married….only to hit the pool throat ready to taste some dick….vagina ready to be filled by some dick..cuz her who perspective on love and relationships has been skewed and all she thinks about is all the lost opportunities when she chose relationship over leveraging her fame during that small window of fame she had… This is just an old timer reliving the glory days I guess…and it’s about as hot as you’d expect it to be… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Audrina Patridge Clickbaiting Mom in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Eva Longoria is out on the beach, doing a little beach clean up in a white bathing suit, because she cares about he environment…..or maybe she’s just found her angle, now that she’s old and fat and her ass and legs aren’t the worst of her…she sees the paparazzi and gets into positions. I guess she is one of those no plastic straws people who like me, loves the way a paper straw melts in my mouth mid drink…it reminds me of eating toilet paper out of the ass of the one I love….vodka…. You know….a self aware person who cares about our future….or pretends to…when really she just cares about making as much money as possible for herself cuz she’s living the American Dream….the first generation Mexican who now hires Mexicans as her gardener… This would look better if she pissed herself….she is that age an a white wet bathing suit is why white bathing suits are the best. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Eva Longoria Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Sofia Vergara’s story is one of inspiration to all the girls out there. It reminds them that if you have really big tits and a silly accent, you can play it the fuck up and make it in America. Despite America being painted as a racist place that hate immigrants. There are a fucking ton of immigrants making millions a year with their work visas, greencards and US passports in hand, because using your sex appeal to manipulate people into making your dreams come true is viable…if you have those tits to back up your sex appeal and manipulation…. She started out as an illegal single mom who landed in Miami and never left, but thanks to Colombian cocaine and a hit TV show…she’s now living her middle age menopausal years on yachts she can pay for….unlike when she was first to Miami and had to fuck the guy who owned the yacht to get thee bikini yacht shots. I don’t find her story all that interesting and middle aged women aren’t hot to me, but I am into amplifying the clickbait they produce in their self promotion….it’s kinda what I do. The post Sofia Vergara’s Tits on a Yacht of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Some instagram hipsters are selling panties online, not the way I used to try to sell panties online, by going up to girls in college bars and offering them a joint venture opportunity that would generate some solid revenue for both of us, back in early internet days, before everyone was a whore….as I was always an enterprising pervert, which makes me surprised at how hard I’ve failed on the internet…stuck with this site that barely covers beer costs… But that’s not the point, the point is these girls, whoever they are, are launching a panty line, and they are sellling the panties to other girls, not to dudes to jack off to the panties while sniffing them…and they are doing that by posing in them, you know you’re not a slut if you’re doing it for your product line or some shit, but instead of just a standard panty pic, they are doing wet panties so we can see the pussy and that…is just what instagram needs right now….it is in face wonderful use of digital marketing…some women in business inspo. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post The Right Way to Sell Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Word on the internet is that Miley Cyrus is getting a divorce from her husband which makes sense – because the last time they broke up, she created the Miley Cyrus character and tour that involved her twerking while showing everyone her butthole…you know her slutty, mooching off the TUMBLR artists to create her own brand of silly and half naked…that put her on the map and made her a lot of money…only to have had her turn her back on it and pretend to be country and pure….back when she got the dude back, married him, only to return to the slut life because once a sex worker always a sex worker…and this is her version of sex work…rich Disney Hollywood sex work…and it’s great. I’m a fan of any girl getting naked, even quirky not so weird trying to be weird people. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Miley Cyrus Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Marisa Papen is a known internet nude model, who has called herself an artist, and her art is getting nude in random places, because the nude body is not something we should punish, but rather celebrate, and I’m fully on board with that, because I like looking a naked chicks…. She’s taken her getting naked on the internet so seriously, that she has been arrested for getting naked in places, as she builds up her reputation and audience as a nude model…who likes shock value and scandal because more people notice her….and who travels around the world…BUSH out….for people to buy into whatever she is selling… She is a chick, she likes getting naked, so she gets naked in public and gets a thrill out of it…nothing really new, these nude tactics have been going on forever…and in a time when everyong gets nude, you need to PAPEN yourself and step it up so that your nudes stand out amongst all the nudes… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Marisa Papen Naked Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kendall Jenner is doing that Bikini Slut hustle, while rocking a set of Deflated Tits in what we can assume is a Plot Twist and Kendall is transitioning to become a boy….in this world where everyone is a trans and this Jenner has been rumored to be a lesbian for a long fucking time….or maybe she stopped taking the pill now that she just rubs cunt with other cunt…or maybe she stopped getting whatever cosmetic treatment she got to get fuller tits…cuz all these bitches are as fake as the instagram filter they are using…but they do earn lots of money, get to live out their silly dreams of being a “model”…as if that is a dream to have you vapid narcissistic rich vain fuck….all while trolling everyone around who suck their dick like it was BRUCE’s and they bought it on EBAY. The good news is…she’s still skinny and worth looking at in a bikini, deflated tits or not….I’m more about skinny with a fat ass….than a fat girl with fat tits…that’s been a consistent theme in my life…even if I am the kind of guy who only ends up with the fat as fuck girl with no tits….you know freakish in all the worst ways….but we take what we get…we can’t all be Kardashian / Jenners…and I am sure other than the money and access, no one would really want to be them, except maybe the millions of fans who emulate them daily on ‘The Gram”…despite them being garbage. Who knows. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Kendall Jenner Lost her Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I just checked Nina Agdal’s Instagram because I heavily dislike her and think she’s a fucking scam of a model, with nothing hot about her…. And as it turns out she is in some weird 30 year old trying to be an influencer and targe women because that is where the ad dollars are….prostitute… She wrote a massive caption on a workout video that was zero hot, clearly targeting women, about being empowered to not workout for 5 days, so that you can come back and hop in and take it step by step as some key to happiness. What she neglected to write is that her key to happiness is finding a rich guy after being a whore on the social media and with the help of a media partner like Sports Illustrated, to become a bigger name or ego, so that when she gets with these rich guys she can with confidence try to convince them that she’s famous, successful, or whatever, but I highly doubt she’s made that much money….and everything she has done has been due to rich dick…which I guess makes her a sex worker…I mean retard looking sex workers is a thing….people will pay for anything… All this to say, garbage. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Dog Faced Nina Agdal Wet Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nikki Reed is flashing her ass, I am not sure if has anything to do with her endorsing Senator Bernie Sanders for President in the 2016 U.S. presidential election….you know in a hippie flashing her ass as a fuck you to all you AMERICANS who believe in AMERICAN values…but I like to make it about that. If you’re asking yourself who Nikki Reed is, because you don’t recognize her ass, she wrote the movie 13….a movie you jacked off to cuz you’re a pervert but she is not longer 13….she’s like 40….but still acting like she’s 13….as she flashes her panty wearing ass…..in a way you wish all 13 year olds did….you EPSTEIN FUCK… She is married and has a kid with Ian Somerhalder….whoever that is…and the whole thing is just so exciting I can’t contain myself. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Nikki Reed Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .