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No Neck Charlotte Mckinney Tits for GQ of the Day

I guess Charlotte McKinney’s tits are weighing down her weird looking face….and she’s attempting to redirect the attention back to her tits…that are all she is known for…and that amazingly got her from instagram onto tV…with relatively very little effort…I guess it just works out for big tits on a small frame from instagram….but I think the whole thing is garbage, and I think this video she posted really reflects and confirms that feeling I have… She’s not hot, she doesn’t matter, I don’t care if she’s in the Baywatch trailer for social media hits, that’s exactly the caliber of shit I’d expect her in…what else is she to do with her life with big tits….there’s nothing else out there…meaning soon enough she’ll disappear and replaced with more big tits…cuz luckily – there will always be big tits. This is for – or at some GQ event – where she knows she needs to stay in good with these people who run magazines and events – as they are lazy and will keep using her for shit – as they get to know her and feel there’s some level of actual friendship…helping to keep her bullshit celebrity alive…very important…attend events, do media…rule of being a famewhdre… The post No Neck Charlotte Mckinney Tits for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk Nipple Dress of the Day

Victoria’s Secret model Elsa Hosk, who was cast to play Candice Swanepoel during Candice’s maternity leave, because she’s got the most Candice look, and she’s even the same age as Candice, just far less successful because before sleeping with the guy who books the VS models, you know for their mall brand content, she was just a Titty Model out of Sweden…. Well, you can’t teach an old dog new tricks as she walks around nipples out in public…because you can take the stripper out of the strip club, but you can’t take the stripclub out of the stripper…or something….she is just programmed to show her nipples…no matter how corporate or mainstream she goes…it’s all she knows.. The post Elsa Hosk Nipple Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sabine Jemeljanova Titty Model Who’s Belly Caught Up with her Titties of the Day

Sabine Jemeljanova is some UK Glamour model, which is an instagram model before instagram, when these possible hookers, probably hookers, girls with big tits, figured if they got “published’ they could have credibility and find themselves sports people in the UK, or attend all the important events in LA, because they were deemed the hot, trashy harlots… Well, with all natural tits I’ve seen or known in life, the bigger they are…the bigger the girl’s ass becomes when her metabolism slows down, and the bigger her gut becomes, because it’s just normal and lucky for them – that they start their obesity with their tits, because that window of pre-fat is the time to fucking shine, as they did….so this isn’t a “Look at a low level titty model gone fat”…it’s a “look at a fat chick who monetized pre-fat because she knew she was genetically predisposed to this….clever little Eastern European…they have it all figured out…just ask Irina Shayk… Point of the story – girls always grow into their tits – and more importantly – it’s the era of the plus sized model – where this kind of body is still deemed hot…so show it off for pervs to stare…. Here is her pre-obesity….titty modelling…where you can tell she was bound to be a fat chick… The post Sabine Jemeljanova Titty Model Who’s Belly Caught Up with her Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kristen Stewart Lesbian Stance for Vogue of the Day

Kristen Stewart is a lesbian…and Photo number 6 – if you take the time to cruise through these pics..which I don’t think you should since she looks like a dyke. Not that I hate dykes, or don’t find dykes hot, I mean there’s something awesome about a woman who looks like she’s going to a construction site when really she’s just going to the grocery store, because women can’t escape their gender roles, no matter how thick their beards are, or how big her construction boots are at Home Depot… it’s that dykes hate me, cuz of this whole penis thing. I try to tell them it’s just a clit gone wrong, because when buried in my fat, it can really be anything, it’s not a weapon or the patriarchy or that guy who raped you…it could be your friend, maybe if I rub week old tuna on it? Will that help our friendship blossom? Well, she is a dyke…so I guess this fashion shoot makes sense…spread em…Twilight. The post Kristen Stewart Lesbian Stance for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lea Seydoux’s Fat Ass on the Beach of the Day

There are women who go to the gym their entire pregnancy, you know only gaining a few pounds more than the baby, who will bounce back with the least amount of stretch marks and raped from stomachs….and then there’s Lea Seydoux, the kind of woman who just fucking eats as much of everything she can get her hands on, after years of being a french beauty in movies and magazines, because it’s a great fucking excuse…. Now she’ll probably bounce back, all European women seem to, but if she was French from Canada, this would be her breaking point, the moment the hot tight anal loving, free spirited, crazy person…becomes the leathery, aged, obese monster I married.. I’m not into pregnancy, it remains the number one STD, but maybe I’m just bitter no women want to procreate with me, you know to be the host body to carry on my legacy, I’m get more “thank god I am a crackwhore who is infertile” kind of feedback from girls…I guess I’m just not what they deem much of a provider…but I think it has more to do with a fucking parasite nesting inside them for 9 months, only to rip through something I like licking, only to grow into a human, in something so natural – but feels unnatural…and creepy…like some kind of joke the aliens are playing on us… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Here’s some pre-pregnancy ‘she’s from france nipples are not sex tools, anuses are”….pics The post Lea Seydoux’s Fat Ass on the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Edita Vilkeviciute in Underwear of the Day

Titty model Edita Vilkeviciute decided to not show her tits in this bikini photoshoot for a swimsuit company – because I guess they are trying to sell luxury and class in exclusive places only models get invited to by rich guys looking for models to have sex with – since their wives are boring and let them do whatever they want because they know they have a good thing with their rich guys – and don’t want to ruin it…and the rich guys know their pre-nup is so dialed in, if they left they’d get fucked over and life would suck – so they just need to deal with the vacations with models, and the models need to take the money while it’s available by whoever is willing, since married guys aren’t so bad, they have limited free time and are creeps, but too busy to be annoying..not that we have these problems being ghetto as fuck…but Edita Vilkeviciute isn’t selling bathing suits nearly as slutty as she should be…and if I cared – I’d have a serious issue with that… The post Edita Vilkeviciute in Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Love Magazine’s Christmas Continues of the Day

I have been posting Love Magazine daily video for Christmas forever, they’ve moved it to their Youtube channel because I guess people were just ripping off the videos and Youtube strategy makes sense, it works for so many youtubers, why have a site when you can just give content to the internet in exchange for google money… NOT THAT YOU CARE ABOUT THAT… You care about tits, and the magazine consistently brings some of the most popular mainstream people to their “editorial”….people who get into tabloids and get talked about – because it generates some buzz for them – so they go all out.. I just find it pandering for likes – USE THE POPULAR KIDS who we can’t quite figure out why they are even popular – but blame the internet…. So here are a few of their high concept “art”….pieces that are obviously really just a tactic to get views – everyone only cares about getting views… Day 3 – Rita Ora Topless and Dancing with herself… Day 4- Irelend Baldwin Monster Day 5- Kendall Jenner – But At Least She’s Tall and Skinny Looking – Because The Other Kardashians are fucking Monsters The post Love Magazine’s Christmas Continues of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariah Carey’s Christmas Erotica of the Day

Mariah Carey really fucking loves her tits….I guess she loves herself…and her tits are part of herself…or maybe her tits are the only thing she feels confident or happy about…who knows…I just know that her “docu series” which is code for reality show – but no one wants to admit they are famewhores trying to get a lot of attention from – was on TV last night and my neighbor made me watch it…it was a solid minute and a half before we both turned that shit off…cuz tits…old tits….mom tits…annoying self involved rich and tacky tits.. will never be good enough or that good to make me watch the tits speak and live…in a staged bullshit way.. But I will watch them sing Christmas Songs…tis the fucking season… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Video: TO SEE HER WEIRD BIKINI WERIDNESSS CLICK HERE The post Mariah Carey’s Christmas Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Weird Kate Upton’s Flat Square Big Ass of the Day

Kate Upton’s been working out….or maybe she just wants you to think she’s been working out because she calls the paparazzi the occasional times it happens….but she does look better that she used to because I guess she was tired of being called fat…body shaming works…. I guess being with a pro athlete, if you consider baseball a sport, and being a working titty model who doesn’t fit into the standard sizes for brands, made it pretty rough out there, you know because brands like girls the media talks about, and the media talked about her tits, because dudes love tits…because big tits are a lot of fun….especially on 18 year olds, who eventually turn 20 something and her shit slows the fuck down, thanks to metabolism….but she’s taking life by the balls…and hitting the gym…but her broad back, and her big square ass…something I guess her Grandfather’s who created WHIRLPOOL – money can’t really fix…but look at those upper thighs battling each other…it’s almost better than looking at her big sloppy tits…at least to explain how money can buy a career….because this shit wouldn’t fly with any poor Russian model Brad Cooper was trying to fuck….they have strict standards to adhere by…rich American bitches, as long as they got tits…it’s good… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Weird Kate Upton’s Flat Square Big Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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MAriah Carey’s Bikini Weirdness in Hawaii of the Day

Mariah Carey is ridiculous…if you remember her from an era where she was a sugar baby with a voice of an angel – conveniently married to the head of her record label – who was probably 40 years older than her…..you’ll remember she made all this money, was stupid famous and ended up having a mental breakdown, because that’s what these spoiled brats who get buried in success do….then Nick Cannon moved in, knocked up his childhood crush, made babies with her…and she resurfaced in weirdness over and over….. You know as Mariah Carey a “diva” who was just so over the top, and tacky, who a few months ago had the same woman who had matching Yachts with her last Fiance a Fiance she’s suing for millions because he used her name for business deals or some nonsense cash grab….and now she’s just off the fucking rails with some prop dude that struggles to lift her as she milks him for the paparazzi – obviously intended to piss off her billionaire, generate buzz, and it’s all on the Courtney Stodden level of fame whoring… This is Mariah Carey, a huge rich starlet…lock yourself in your mansions, this breakdown – although funny and pathetic is just unnecessary… Fucking rich people…just don’t get it in their shameless, vapid and materialistic attention seeking life… Weird….but the gay dude’s pretty fucking happy about the whole thing…too bad for menopause getting int he way of K-Fedding her…right.. The post MAriah Carey’s Bikini Weirdness in Hawaii of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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