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Shelly Duvall is Fuckign Amazing of the Day

I was at my neighbor’s house trying to fuck his wife – who was watching Dr Phil as unemployed people who are on disability – like my wife – do…. We are the low lives of society, the mooches, if we lived in America – we would have voted TRUMP…you just garbage humans… Well…the Dr Phil was on some girl who was confronting her mom – who when she was a kid – filmed her fucking her dad….now that may not make sense to you, or maybe it speaks too close to home to you because you’re trash…but the show was about a girl – who was forced to fuck her dad…while her mom filmed….confronting her mom as an adult…that’s crazy.. But not as crazy as this preview for a Shelley Duvall episode, that’s just absolutely brilliant…she’s lost her mind, maybe part of The Shinning curse, or maybe just a product of being in Hollywood in the 70s…and that may have made her fucking crazy or maybe she’s just brilliant…and right…one of those tin foil hat wearing freaks who think Robin Williams is a shapeshifter…TOTALLY…amazing… Needless to say, I didn’t fuck my neighbor’s wife…but I did steal a pair of her panties to sniff and Dr Phil is the voice of the people….the white trash redneck people… The post Shelly Duvall is Fuckign Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anna Kendrick’s in a Magazine of the Day

Anna Kendrick’s mouth offends me. Unlike most feel mouths I don’t have the urge to stick my testicles, since I don’t have much of a shaft, down her throat, but instead I am grossed by it. It’s like she’s got terrifying razor sharp lips – in an era of lip injections – that are all cushiony and good…yet she opts for whatever’s going on here….and these are actually some better pictures of her..I’ve seen movies with her and I just fixate that mouth…I just can’t look away…and not in a good way…in a what is wrong with that thing and why don’t I want to stick my testicles in it….because really she’s not that bad looking, she’s not a monster, maybe her fame is a lot of hype and not justified but still not something I shouldn’t want to stick my testicles in…but I can’t change the way her mouth makes me feel… She’s released a book called Scrappy little nobody….a memoir at 31 because she’s obnoxious, or has a terminal illness – that I can assume started in her mouth – or maybe she’s gonna kill herself because she can’t escape that mouth…. The highlight of her life so far – at least according to my extensive research into her memoir is that she tried to high five the first guy who gave her an orgasm…because she’s that girl…the one who ruins things the second you give her an orgasm…. That’s all I got.. .. The post Anna Kendrick’s in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid Implied Nudity for Allure US of the Day

Gigi Hadid is in Allure magazine, because she’s got so many interesting things to say to the world about all she’s learned in her struggles as a vapid rich kid – turned model with 25 million followers on social media – who gets money and press thrown at her – because brands and the magazines are trying to navigate this new world and need her kind to plug them on her social media to stay relevant… The “Gigi Bares All” tagline on the cover makes me think “what the fuck could this bitch have to say that would have any insight that would be interesting or more than just instructions on how to selfie or hang out with Kardashians to mooch off their following”…. I don’t understand why they have to try to feature her in a way that is more than just nude pics of her…..and really they aren’t even nude pics…sure she was half nude – and nipples were exposed – but no one on set is cool enough to leak those shots…instead we get this over produced shit. Garbage. I feel like the naked on the horse pic is from another shoot – but who cares…my sources are shit… Here she is for W Korea…because she’s important…. The post Gigi Hadid Implied Nudity for Allure US of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Frances Bean Cobain’s Nipples for Schon of the Day

Frances Bean Cobain is showing her nipples in a fashion magazine, which is essentially wearing clothing in this exposed nipple generation, because it’s feminist and empowering to own your body and show that you have tits – like everyone else has tits – because tits are a totally normal thing….which is good news to creepy Kurt Cobain fans who will jerk off to anything he’s touched…from his music, to Courtney Love, to his Daughter…to Shot Guns… Ok….. Rich girl doing rich girl things…as she paves her own way in the world of entertainment and showing tits…good work…..nice legacy. The post Frances Bean Cobain’s Nipples for Schon of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bradley Martyn’s Fitness Mannequin Challenge of the Day

His name is Bradley Martyn, I have never heard of him, but he’s got over 2 million fans on Facebook, works in the fitness space, is some kind of social media personality, and would be someone that Hilary Duff, who fucks her trainer, would make into her boyfriend if he wasn’t so relevant, because it’s harder to control people when they are out there surrounded by money and pussy and fans… The Mannequin Challenge, something that we can assume was inspired by the Clinton Campaign, is taking over social media, where people “FREEZE”….you know elementary school tricks that you used to do when your creepy teacher touched you inappropriately, maybe that’s just me… Most of these challenges are just dumb, but this one impressed me, mainly because of the tits, the flexbile chick, and the fitness tits… VIA FACEBOOK Other mannequin challenges include: Boozy Ivanka Trump… A video posted by Ivanka Trump (@ivankatrump) on Nov 14, 2016 at 7:11am PST And Russian Chicks A video posted by Sofia (@sofia_official_) on Nov 14, 2016 at 3:41am PST The post Bradley Martyn’s Fitness Mannequin Challenge of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Taylor Swift Ass Grab Photo of the Day

In silly Taylor Swift news….she’s suing some radio DJ from Denver for grabbing her ass while posing for a photo. His name is DJ David Mueller and the claim is that he “reached up under my skirt and grabbed my ass right when I was having to pose for a photo.” This is the picture that Taylor Swift was trying to keep private, despite it being the evidence in the lawsuit…. Now I’ve grabbed my fair share of asses that didn’t ask to be grabbed, the most famous one being Lady Gaga’s ass many years ago – before she was famous – but she was in a leotard in a VIP booth at a club I was at – and I just couldn’t help myself from reaching in and being a full creeper….I was drunk and I was trying to get her attention and she didn’t even notice, it was a great ass and her security didn’t notice, so I didn’t get my ass kicked….or sued for sexual harassment… I didn’t do it for sexual reasons, I never really assault girls like that, so I realize how creepy that kind of thing is to do, I’ve grown since then and I’d never grab an ass unless I was paying 10 dollars a song to do it….so if I was this close to Taylor Swift, I’d be more inclined to throw semen at her vagina hoping it stuck to make me well funded babies…even though the rumor is she’s already pregnant – not sure who the father is – because she likes to fuck….just not low level radio DJ creeps. I hope they give him the chair….because women’s rights…in this feminist era has no room for pussy grabbing – just because your president claims when you’re rich and famous you can grab them by the pussy – because you can….and if you’ve seen a girl around someone she thinks is amazing – like a DJ, bartender, celebrity, etc…you’ll know….just last weekend – there was this 20 year old babe in a cleavage revealing shirt working the bartender, with half her tit hanging out….just like that…half tit exposed…and she knew it…she just wanted him to know it…because girls are the predators….just not to dudes they want nothing to with….like Me! Point of the story is – don’t grab random ass…there are plenty of willing girls who want their asses grabbed…focus on them. Via TMZ The post The Taylor Swift Ass Grab Photo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Strong Legged Hilary Duff in Shorts of the Day

I am pretty convinced this Hilary Duff in jean shorts post won’t be the one that puts this site on the map after being around for 12 years – it’s bound to happen eventually right? I can’t just be the site that got a ton of traffic the Day I got the exclusive video of Teen Mom Farrah Abraham squirting and Gawker linked me….that can’t be my legacy…this can’t be my legacy…but then again I guess it won’t because if no one knows you exist, they don’t know when you die, and no candle light vigils happen outside your home…not because my writing isn’t brilliant as I reach to make Hilary Duff all strong in shorts thanks to the personal trainer she bangs worth reading in an era where no one reads…especailly not broken english…but because none of this actually matters and anyone showing any interest in Hilary Duff’s strong legs in shorts…have probably already seen her strong legs in shorts….because they are creepy, weird, obsessive and have been following her since she started out as a kid…and still can’t get enough of her. I’m a late blooming Hilary Duff fan, because I’m more and more into thick legs that look like they can squat with a fridge on their back…because as someone who is not athletic – I’m attracted to what I’m not capable of doing…carrying heavy objects….all while being rich enough to make a personal trainers dreams come true. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Strong Legged Hilary Duff in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hot Slut Blocks the Interstate and Other Videos of the Day

Soccer Player Kills Ref with Shot to Mouth Drug Dealer Shootout Drunk Man Saved From Suicide Nose Picker TOWING a Car Backwards Pumpkin Roll…. Trump Meltdown The post Hot Slut Blocks the Interstate and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner is a Real Model with Other Models of the Day

The only thing interesting about the Jenner’s is that their dad chopped off his dick, and even that isn’t that interesting, it’s more a “would you do it for the story” if you had the opportunity to do it situation… So every time I see Kendall Jenner, I think…”If only she was her father turned mother, then she’d have a hook, or anything more than just a vapid social media audience and a weird career as a model when she’s not a model but rather a social media person..”…. You know, we could have conversations as to whether it’d be gay despite it looking like a girl, provided you know about the chop….or whether it’s only gay when the prostate they don’t remove makes it cum out of its clit… But rather we have a “why is she in campaigns, she’s so average”…and the ever present reminder that TRUMP is president because of social media…so social media makes dreams come true…just not my dreams… Other models in this shoot are Isabelli Fontana and some asian.. The post Kendall Jenner is a Real Model with Other Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Keira Knightley in a Magazine of the Day

Keira Knightley is a name you rarely hear, maybe because of BREXIT and her being from the UK, eliminated from the EURO that is our life…or maybe she’s just old, tired, married, a mom, working once or twice a year to maintain her lifestyle or to not watch her stupid pile of hollywood money dwindle…I couldn’t tell you..because I haven’t done a WIKIPEDIA search on her…but I guess I could….why bother… Married or mom, old or not as old as you think she is, she’s still capable of being as boring as ever..but in the event she is a mom – be happy these are “classy” shots where baby damage like the ripped apart vagina and raped stomach aren’t showing….that shit’s awful to look at….however so is this…and some ARM in a sheer shirt…isn’t hardly fascinating….how about we try it again with more mom pussy lip… The post Keira Knightley in a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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