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Bella Thorne Bikini Whoring of the Day

This is Bella Thorne doing a little showing off to the other 18 year old sluts on instagram who she stole their online marketing hustle from. It’s her letting them know that she actually gets work. She actually get paid. Take that instagram hookers she stole hustle from. I guess she figures that it’s easier to copy average looking girls posing half naked for their fans, all the eyeballs are on social media and a social media following is a good way to upsell the producers trying to hire someone to be in their movie…and all it took was some bikini pics and fitness butt shots.. It’s an easier thing to do than it is to get a talent agent and cast in TV shows, just ask all the instagram sluts who think they are models and have more than 50,000 followers to support that theory, making the world a very annoying, saturated place….making girls fucking annoying…with all their bullshit photoshoots…and sugar daddies and egos… So Bella Thorne, and her whole social aspect is pretty much everything that she’s done of value but she does more than soical media slutting to dominate her branding…branding that I am convinced is really a 40 year old who works out with good Botox fucking all you perverts over… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Bikini Whoring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rita Ora’s Butt Shot of the Day

I don’t know what this butt shot is from, but I’ll assume it’s Coachella, so that I can pretend to be current, even though her ex boyfriend Calvin Harris was the headliner, I know weird, how the fuck did a DJ get a headlining spot for the Sunday Night, apparently he’s fucking possibly impregnating the number one person in the music industry called TAYLOR SWIFT… I like when dudes fuck their way to the top, we call it doing the Kevin Federline…it’s pushing gender restrictions…and is important in this genderless world where really dudes are still expected to be dudes…while women try to steal our jobs. That said, Rita Ora is a bit of an exhibitionist, her tits and ass and willingness to get naked is really the only reason anyone knows who Rita Ora is. From club kid, DJ whore in the UK, to the Kardashian brother’s girlfriend, to god knows who else she’s fucked…all while showing off her tits in an attempt to be seen as more than just a lighter shade of Rihanna….literally… My favorite Rita Ora story is not that I’ve seen her nipples at least a dozen times, it’s not that she’s still a traditional girl getting ahead through nudity in this era of “free the nipple” being to support breast feeding and not get jobs…it’s not all the dudes she’s sucked for a career like it was the good old days…because girls still fuck their way into a good life… My favorite story is that I was tweeting about her last night – only to be ignored – because I am always ignored… Here’s her ass flash… The post Rita Ora’s Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nicky Whelan Fucked by Denzel Washington in House of Lies of the Day

I used to have this racist joke where I would tell everyone that every black actor was Denzel Washington, so whenever I would reference a black actor I would say “It’s like when Denzel Washington played Bill Cosby on the Cosby Show”…or “Did you see Denzel playing Chris Rock, what a joker”…and it would offend every white person I would say it to.. It wasn’t an all black people look the same, even though someone told me that all races think everyone of the other race look the same, it’s just the white people who get the hate for it… It was more a commentary that Hollywood chooses one black person to play the token black character so that the can’t be called racist…I’ve heard on set they call them “the black panther”…or something equally racist… But obviously, I’m always the bad guy…even though Don Cheadle is the one banging the fuck out of this white girl on House of Lies…winning the award for inter racial sex of the day.. Nicky Whelan is an Australian who I think did her best work for this PRE FAMOUS MICRO BIKINI SHOOT …but in the early 2000s, I used to jerk off to micro bikini shoots so it speaks to my soul…black on blonde fetishes hasn’t really happened yet, seeing as I don’t have a blonde wife I want to see destroyed by huge cock…but every blonde girl I know…LOVES this man dingo fetish shit…take it in. The post Nicky Whelan Fucked by Denzel Washington in House of Lies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Leven Rambin Parrack Tit Grab of the Day

I am going to assume that you don’t know who Leven Rambin Parrack, but then again, I also assume you are a socially awkward, unemployed loser, who has a lot of time looking up girls on TV, or movies, using the IMDB list of relevant actors to find jerk off material…it’s not your fault it’s a fetish.. I should have probably started this post off saying “I don’t know who Leven Rambin Parrack is”…but that’s how I start 90 percent of my posts, because I genuinely have no idea who all these people are, I just like obsessively posting on them because it seems to be what the media wants us to do… That said, she’s been on TV since she was 13, whored out properly, and the reason you probably know her, being unemployed and weird, is that she was on All My Children, as a child, you liked that… Well, like all broken women who feel they need to a man to validate themselves, she’s married a dude name Jim Parrack, also of TEXAS, who you know as some dude on TRUE BLOOD… He’s gone onto great things like grabbing her tit for social media…we like this behavior. Good young married famous couple. The post Leven Rambin Parrack Tit Grab of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maitland Ward Nipples for Snapchat Famewhoring of the DAy

Maitland Ward is the best kind of famewhore, one who gets mad when you call her a high class escort because someone has sent me transcripts from snapchat conversations where she offered him anal for 100 dollars…something she denies…because she’s married and married girls never prostitute themselves…You know an honest married woman who in the 90s was the love interest on a massive fucking show…Boy Meets World…only to NEVER achieve ANYTHING every again…but her fans still want to fuck her… Which is forcing her to try her best to use social media to leverage those weird in their 40s by now fans…with bikini pics and topless pics to show you what you missed out 20 years ago when she was hot, tight and not in her 40s… I consider Maitland Ward a homie, she is a friend of the site, so I make fun of her with love and affection, because I think she’s great and I mean how can you hate on someone with such big old tits, pulling out those big old tits, because she was on TV once….for FREE… It’s almost brilliant, not that they’re worth money, not that they are revolutionary, but they are worth enjoying since she’s giving them out for you to look at.. It confuses me, but when you spend time in Hollywood, you know this is just what happens with the type of person who was a lot of hype at one point in time in her life.. I am a fan of everything she does… The post Maitland Ward Nipples for Snapchat Famewhoring of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale is at #Beachella of the Day

Couchella, No-Chella, Beachella, were all hashtags people who were proud to not be wasting their lives with a bunch of lame mall shoppers, brand lovers, social media sluts and rich guys who work boring jobs looking for ways to spend some of that money on model sluts who want VIP tickets and Desert houses and Helicopter rides… I guess Tisdale has done the whole Coachella thing, probably got paid lots of money at her peak to do the Coachella thing, and who really wants to be with mass amounts of annoying and terribly lecherous people, at lame commercialized parties…when you live in Cali and can just hit the beach and show the world your ass in a less desperate and annoying way.. I am not a fan of Tisdale’s face, at least not as a girl called “hot” by the media, it’s fine for me, I mean I’ve fucked toothless one eyed leathery faced hookers before, but I liked to try to bring back to reality, back when people obsessed over her and called her hot…but while mocking her, I still thought she had and still has a lovely fit body…I wouldn’t mind burying my face in…and K-Fed….if I could…I call it a Jewish girl fetish. TO SEE ASHLEY TISDALE IN A SHEER DRESS AT AN EVENT…. CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale is at #Beachella of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emilia Clarke in VOGUE for Game of Thrones Premiere of the DAy

Emilia Clarke has sacrificed herself by posing slutty for Vogue to promote Next Week’s Game of Thrones premiere…even though she’s got countless sex scenes on the show…and you’ve already seen her naked, part of the reason she’s famous, you like her, and get a boner from her… I don’t watch the show, I can’t participate in that world, I will never watch the show, but it seems like every motherfucker is on the show…even though DRAGONS DON’T EXIST AND ARE FOR NERDY WEIRDOS…making people who buy into the story and huge production just typical followers who eat what they are told to…but then again, maybe I just haven’t joined the cult because I haven’t watched an episode and been brainwashed, I generally instinctively stay away from what everyone likes…not because I am some hipster pretending I’m so different, but because I’m an anti social with borderline personality disorder and would prefer having zero in common with anyone…especially anything with dragons… You are being marketed to fools… The point is that Emilia Clarke is lookin’ good in this shoot…and I’ll just leave it at that…instead of going into why you Game of Throne Fans are such typical basic cunts… The post Emilia Clarke in VOGUE for Game of Thrones Premiere of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Make an Apology Video of the Day

This is the funniest, least gangster, billionaire actor with his pretentious accent, his super fame…and his gold digging, fame whoring, home wrecking wife Amber Heard…. Australia, like Elementary school, decided to punish the actor couple in the most hilarious way, we call “free product plug”…so they were ordered to issue an apology to make everyone declare EVERYTHING, thanks to their dogs being “smuggled” in…the government got Celeb spokespeople in a video, the world goes on another day… Johnny Depp, rolling his eyes knowing he is worth more to the world than Australia, but going along with it, because his cunt wife forced them to bring the dogs on the trip, breaking the rules, because why wouldn’t they…they are super fucking famous… Long gone are the days of Crybaby doing cock off Madonna’s clit..but instead, he’s doing the time for the crime, with the silliest slap on the wrist ever… I appreciate this video and Australia figuring out how to get endorsements without paying, something all great marketers do…from Ellen getting Shaq to play basketball on her show for some sponsor, or me locking an instagram model in my basement until she tells her fans to follow me…we’re all just trying to use people who are ahead…to get ahead…while sometimes getting head… They look so sleepy… The post Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Make an Apology Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsey Pelas Pouring Water on her Massive Tits of the Day

Lindsay Pelas is a huge breasted hugely followed low level instagram star, who I guess realized she was skinny with massive tits and figured out a way to get millions of followers, that’s not to say she’s making huge money being the instagram model she is, people don’t realize that the era of instagram models getting big brand budgets is coming to an end, seeing as these girls are mainly followed by pervert dudes and unless you’re a JENNER, famous outside of instagram, you selling me protein powder or skinny tea probably won’t generate many sales, I just want your tits… The good thing about Lindsey Pelas is that she knows her worth, she knows where her talents lie and most importantly, she’s no different than an Em Rata or a Porn Chick, only Em Rata thinks she’s better than her – when she’s not, because Em Rata thinks she’s luxury…and porn chicks actually fuck on camera, they don’t just cocktease pouring water on themselves… But want all this puffy lip, cheek filled, fake hair bitches have in common is that rich dudes love paying their rent, lives and Helicopters to Coachella. Their instagram money comes from rich guys who want them to be at their dinners…vacations…because they follow them on instagram. So if you want slutty women with big following to hang and fuck you, better get to the private jet level of rich…and the instagram top 10 will be yours – probably at the same fucking time – if the VILLA you rented is LUXURY enough. I’m not hating on this movement of everyday sluts, this shit has always existed, it’s just funnier when you see what the girls put out of themselves, rather than an era where you just assumed men were exploiting them…NO..they exploit themselves…and it’s great. The post Lindsey Pelas Pouring Water on her Massive Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courtney Stodden’s Famewhoring for the Animals of the Day

I am an animal lover, but I may just be a human hater, and my be an animal lover due to circumstances, you know the basic human need for love, that I am just directing towards animals because they possess the features you’d want to find in humans, but humans don’t have due to egos and narcissism… No, I just think I like animals, they are great, that’s not to say I don’t eat meat like some kind of hippie faggot, I am more into eating meat that I get at restaurants and never have to see or touch because I wouldn’t be able to kill an animal to satisfy my love for the tenderness of a chicken’s soul…but I can eat that shit fried up off the bone like a psychopath. That said, PETA is the key animal advocate organization that probably runs a scam like all the non-profits, overpaying the execs, but that gives famewhores everywhere an excuse to make a spectacle for their cause…keeping PETA talked about…while they try to organize actual campaigns with actual celebs…. I mean why wouldn’t they give Stodden the OK on this, it gets their message across and costs them nothing, bitch just needs an excuse and I guess PETA gives it… Fame whoring for a good cause is a good excuse and may still be famewhoring…but its’ a good cause…I just thought PETA was about getting people naked, not half naked and covered in what looks like period art, up on some NEW FEMINIST ARTIST….the pornstar version…because STODDEN does softcore porn for VIVID…. The post Courtney Stodden’s Famewhoring for the Animals of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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